the thing is, mario can gimp MK while staying ON the stage, he doesn't even have to leave the edge of the platform, so theres really no danger in meta gimping him in return,
This is so utterly absurd that it hardly bears qualifying.
Let's lay this all on the line, here. At the highest level of play, Mario's not going to gimp Meta Knight. DK probably isn't either, but he has a better shot at it (some DK players are arguing a neutral match-up against Meta because of DK's reach advantage).
And that's IF Mario gets him off the stage, which also isn't happening. I want you to say with a straight face that your Mario (or anyone else's) is going to beat this Meta Knight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46QmG2b4eAg
Unless you came up with some magic ability that no one knows about, you'll get eaten alive.
if you have a good internet connection i'll gladly play your DK with my mario, so long as lag is minimal.
First of all, I don't play as DK. I can, but he's not my main. Secondly, clever way to leave yourself an out, there. If I beat you, you'd just use a lag john and save face. No dice. If I ever played you (which wouldn't prove anything anyway, since neither of us are at the absolute pinnacle of ability and we're both playing online), I don't want any excuses about it; win, lose, or draw.
And again, no matter what would happen, it would be considered anecdotal evidence, so excuses wouldn't be necessary anyway.