<Yooji the Bun-esque not-Cappy with orange peel colored Bun-styled hair, who's wearing a white Mowgli-styled loincloth (animated Disney version~).... and no other clothes! Not even his sea green shoes!> *Blushes as he bashfully faces the 4th Wall!* ".... What? Those sweaty summer nights of Higurashi Season are finally here, so I've gotta do what I can to stay cool. Besides--" *Dramatically points at the upper left corner of Splooshi's avatar in the upper left corner of this post!* "Bun up there doesn't even wear a shirt."
<Yamaji the Fumu-esque not-Cappy with long & untied magenta hair, cyan suede shoes, and a fuchsia & violet colored Fumu-styled suit (With a zigzag wave in the middle, separating the fuchsia [top half] from the violet [bottom half]) (also with long sleeves~)> *Consciously glares at Yooji in the eyes, or at least she would be, if it weren't for Yooji's hair covering them up* "He at least
does have shorts & shoes on, unlike you."
<Yooji> *Smirks as he rests his arms behind his head* "Is that a problem, Yahm?"
<Yamaji> *Blushes as she sneaks a peek at Yooji's loincloth for a split second before covering up her sight of it with one of her hands!* "Y-Yes, Yooj, you're dangerously close to breaking the dress code and getting Splooshi into big trouble for indecent exposure!" D=<
<Yooji> *Gleefully snickers* "Chill, Yahm, I'm 16, and apparently, E-Sports has toitally been A-OK with Curien in Third Blow, who, during his fights, wears nothing more than even thinner underwear than what I've got going on here, for practically a whole decade now~" ;>
<Yamaji> *Facepalms!* "Yooj, Curien's CLEARLY over the age of 21! You can't possibly expect the public to be okay with a teenage boy dressing as skimpily as you!" DX<
<Yooji> *Playfully shrugs with a grin* "Yahm, are you forgetting Dis Walney's classic movie, The Morass Tome? Kowbli dressed like me during practically the whole movie, and he was definitely younger than 16. Yet that movie got a G rating, which surely makes it E-Sports friendly, since even the Moral Guardians unanimously looked past his skimpy attire."
*Camera angle changes to the 1st Person Perspective from Yamaji's POV....*
*Cue "Shuugeki" by Ozawa Takumi from the Ookami Kakushi Original Soundtrack (anime version), provided in the Spoiler Tab below!*