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Smash Ace
Hi.
Just letting you all know this is my first post here so don't be too harsh
.
This is sort of a poem and a rap mixed. I realize there is a thread for poems but all the entries there were so deep (serious) and good so I decided not to post this there. If I was supposed to post there it would be nice if a mod could move this post to that thread. Thanks for reading
The first thing I did
When I got the game
Was spam the C-Stick
while acting insane
I beat all my friends
and I beat my sis too
I beat my cuz also
and I thought "Man I'm coo'"
Then I got this letter
which said "Man you're good,
But just wait till you play
Me in my own d*** hood"
I accepted the challenge
And I sailed overseas
Just to put this stupid,
Cocky, mofo to sleep
We met in a crowded bar
With twenty people inside
It was all crazy. They were
Screaming "WHERE IS THE BUD LIGHT"
We were up on a stage
That was decorated in green
And the cube was set up
on this huge *** screen
He told me the rules
That I had to agree on
Or else I would beaten by
the burly man named Tom
I said I was ready
And told him let us start
But he sat down too quickly
and made a loud fart
Since his C-Stick *****
I quickly chose Bowser
But I didn't forsee that
He would pick the Doctor
The stage was long and purple
I had seen it before
But what he did next
Made my heart thump much more
His Doc was spamming pills
And sliding everywhere
It was impossible to hit him
With my Bowser somewhere
So I crept over to him
Hoping to land an attack
But he quickly slid by
And grabbed my back
Now my eyes were watery
And I began to tear
I let go of my controller
And had started to fear
He threw me in the air
And started to freak out
Doing four flips in a row
And ending with a KA-POW
All screamed "You got dominated"
And I knew that was true
So I picked up my controller
And just said "F*** you"
I vowed to get better
The enemy had got to my head
So I went home and practiced
And didn't even go to bed
Three months later
I had become very strong
And I had enough strength
To show him the King Kong
We met at the same bar
With the same exact people
They yelled and booed me
As if I was evil
I chose DK while
He chose C Falcon
And he started to laugh
As he chose Final Destination
I quickly charged b
And his laugh started to fade
And I knew he realized
That I had learned how to play
He tried to apporach
But I quickly shield grabbed
I threw him up in the air
And then he got bair-ed
Now his face contorted
Realizing I had grabbed again
I then threw him in the air
And his Falcon roared with pain
I hit him in the air twice
The enemy now didn't look so bold
And when he thought he could escape
An explosive punch knocked him cold
The crowd jumped and screamed
Beer was flying all over the place
And I had to try with all my might
To keep the smug smile off my face
Just letting you all know this is my first post here so don't be too harsh
.This is sort of a poem and a rap mixed. I realize there is a thread for poems but all the entries there were so deep (serious) and good so I decided not to post this there. If I was supposed to post there it would be nice if a mod could move this post to that thread. Thanks for reading
The first thing I did
When I got the game
Was spam the C-Stick
while acting insane
I beat all my friends
and I beat my sis too
I beat my cuz also
and I thought "Man I'm coo'"
Then I got this letter
which said "Man you're good,
But just wait till you play
Me in my own d*** hood"
I accepted the challenge
And I sailed overseas
Just to put this stupid,
Cocky, mofo to sleep
We met in a crowded bar
With twenty people inside
It was all crazy. They were
Screaming "WHERE IS THE BUD LIGHT"
We were up on a stage
That was decorated in green
And the cube was set up
on this huge *** screen
He told me the rules
That I had to agree on
Or else I would beaten by
the burly man named Tom
I said I was ready
And told him let us start
But he sat down too quickly
and made a loud fart
Since his C-Stick *****
I quickly chose Bowser
But I didn't forsee that
He would pick the Doctor
The stage was long and purple
I had seen it before
But what he did next
Made my heart thump much more
His Doc was spamming pills
And sliding everywhere
It was impossible to hit him
With my Bowser somewhere
So I crept over to him
Hoping to land an attack
But he quickly slid by
And grabbed my back
Now my eyes were watery
And I began to tear
I let go of my controller
And had started to fear
He threw me in the air
And started to freak out
Doing four flips in a row
And ending with a KA-POW
All screamed "You got dominated"
And I knew that was true
So I picked up my controller
And just said "F*** you"
I vowed to get better
The enemy had got to my head
So I went home and practiced
And didn't even go to bed
Three months later
I had become very strong
And I had enough strength
To show him the King Kong
We met at the same bar
With the same exact people
They yelled and booed me
As if I was evil
I chose DK while
He chose C Falcon
And he started to laugh
As he chose Final Destination
I quickly charged b
And his laugh started to fade
And I knew he realized
That I had learned how to play
He tried to apporach
But I quickly shield grabbed
I threw him up in the air
And then he got bair-ed
Now his face contorted
Realizing I had grabbed again
I then threw him in the air
And his Falcon roared with pain
I hit him in the air twice
The enemy now didn't look so bold
And when he thought he could escape
An explosive punch knocked him cold
The crowd jumped and screamed
Beer was flying all over the place
And I had to try with all my might
To keep the smug smile off my face
Thanks a lot everyone 
