The Neverending Story 3

[Ultima Nightmare]

So, you dress up as a girl and go inside. But when you get in...

 

[Dapenda]

It was great, I ordered 5 liquid cocaines and danced w/ girls all nite, the next morning though, it was....

 

[tissue]

Awful. Aeris suspected me of going in there to fool around, and not to help Tifa. On my way to Don Corneo, I...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Ordered a Silk dress, won a Blonde wig from the gay men, bought a protine drink for the weird guy and got a dimon tiara, found a membershipcard to the honeybee place where I meet some more 'friendly' gay men and got me some new underwear and makeup. Then I and Aeris went too...

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

the moon and ate some of its green cheese, which caused you to be very....

 

[tissue]

constipated AND filled with gas. Needless to say, this was an unpleasant situation, so...

 

[Zootematix]

he ran to the toilet immedicately where he ended up being biten by a....

 

[Jell-o-Wriggler]

Plllleeease

giant two-tone, two-ton donkey bear named sally cuckoo. Weeeeee! Down the slide they slid to the. . .

 

[The Triforce]

bottom where he was brutally murdered by...

 

[Tyco]

hairy chickens. Which caused...

 

[Misto-Roboto]

...large amount of green feces to drop on a lawyer's face who was off to sue...

 

[Vinnie275]

...a large flock of elvis-impersonation geese with no inhibition to...

 

[Mic_128]

eat doorknobs. But the geeese had their own Lawyer. It was...

 

[Eral]

... johny cockatrice. a tough old bird with a...

 

[Vinnie275]

...an intention to fly the coop. The evil lawyer saw him and tried...

 

[Eral]

to turn him to stone but...

 

[Zootematix]

suddenly a pokemon jumps out of no where and saves him from being turned into stone. Next thing he knows...

 

[Vinnie275]

...lavos music cues, lavos spawns, and sucks the lawyers into him causing...

 

[madmanv2]

...the lawyer to mutate and become in a disgusting horrifying....

 

[DaDemon132]

...Michael Jackson clone where it...
evil.

 

[XDaDePsak]

niggarz r0xxx0rz

becomes another michael jackson clone that....

 

[ultimaiq2]

Only wants to be a kindergarden teacher so he decided to...

 

[DaDemon132]

pose for the "Lil Playdude Magazine" where he met...

 

[choknater]

...the cast of Kingdom Hearts! Michael Jackson was so fascinated by these children that...

 

[ultimaiq2]

He decided too make an Kingdom Hearts movie, where he play 7 different characters, including Riku, but then...

 

[Big Andy]

the makers said too much of the game was inapproperate and that they couldn't make a game with a nonexistant rating, so he.....

 

[choknater]

committed suicide around seventy eight times to the billionth power times a googolplex plus a big number ot the power of GOD'S DAD but then...

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

A dumb bear pops up out of nowhere, screams "I want honey!!!!" then farts all over the place just as someone very important walked into the room, and that someone was.....

 

[Eral]

Eral. eral says "what the f*** it smells like bear fart." just then he sees the dumb bear, "well i guess thats what AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS A BIG SCARRY......

 

[MasterLordLars]

tick, and starts sucking blood from the poor guy entering the room then a..........

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

magic bean starts lauging maniacally for no apparent reason. everyone stops their activities and look at the bean, then they all start lauging too. after about 10 years of this going on constantly 24/7....

 

[Marth_the_Lithe]

They all Spontaneously Combust, and their remains are desecrated by Vultures, and Aisians.

 

[ultimaiq2]

But then they all suddently explode for no apparent reason, but then...

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

ducks with webbed feet come along and try to stomp out the flames, but then an elephant with big feet comes along and stomps out the flaming ducks, causing a rip in the space-time continuum, and who should step through that rip but.....

 

[True_Link_Master]

stinky cheese man who left his will on a piece of cheese but somebody ate it and that person was super man. when he ate the cheesey will the ppl rose up in anger and cried "...

 

[Bushelz]

..."Your are no longer a man." They threw him out in disgust. To gain back their love, he went on a quest to...

 

[KoRnyIS]

...rid the world of a----les but suddenly a giant...

 

[Total Chaos]

came by and he began to pick up daises and sing Koombyyah(sp?)... but then a bunny jumped in front of him and it made him insanely mad from some stupid reason

 

[sonicshift]

...to the point of making him throw a very large rock at his car...

 

[True_Link_Master]

which missed and bounced off my head, which then went and smacked the giant in the nose, causing him to be even more angry, which made him go and consult (sp) the eternally enlightened.....