The Neverending Story 3

[Death]

Terminator to be killed and the hippo to be...

 

[sonicshift]

Dead.

 

[SakuraPichu]

as a doornail and fling the body...

 

[sonicshift]

at the dead monkey's body as this topic is revived. A great flood covered the land and everyone on Earth moved to spacedomes on the moon. There their adventure continues as once a month they go back to Earth only to find...

 

[ultimaiq2]

MJ still singing and loving his children, but then our hero...

 

[sonicshift]

dies and is replaced in the box-office bomb sequel by...

 

[Death]

Geroge the MONKEY! But there is a problem...

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

He's constipated and is walking across the street when...

 

[Cubed64]

a jumbo jet misses the runway and is aiming straight for george. Luckly, george used his......

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

Lucky Banana. Then after that he ate it. Then a giant banana god appeared from nowhere. George then...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Droled in happiness and started eating the banana god. Later that day...

 

[Meowth]

he had to go to the bathroom, but because he ate that giant bananna, he had to....

 

[Death]

He pissed himself. Now he is going to the bathroom when...

 

[Mic_128]

he was whisked away to fairytopia! He screamed and pulled his eyes out in a desperate atempt to hide the horror but he.....

 

[ultimaiq2]

Fell down a cliff and died a painfull death, but then...

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

he was resurrected because he ate the banana god. For this he was lucky and then he puked and out came the banana god. The banana god then punished him by sending him into a random place in Punjab. Then...

 

[Mic_128]

Bill Gates bought his own country! Now Ugoslavia (No offence) was called...

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

TUBBYLAND. Now Bill Gates also owns its army so he decided to conquer more countries until he had TOTAL CONTROL. He used advanced technology because he was so rich and now his army has a shield which makes them invincible. Then...

 

[Helpful1]

I push a NO-WAR button, seperating every non-ally from each other for good. After, in what was once Cuba...

 

[Mic_128]

pushing NO-WAR buttons was a common happening. But Shiggy had had enough of Gates rain of terror so he

 

[ultimaiq2]

Decided to join the Mafia, and now he will...

 

[RockCrock]

Try and kill everyone whos name does not start with the letter...

 

[Helpful1]

H, which means I surive! Back in TUBBYLAND...

 

[ultimaiq2]

The Tellitubbys decide too buy a car so that they can...

 

[Meowth]

kill the Boobahs faster! But Dipsy was all out of money, so they got jobs as...

 

[Kyoober]

repair me.n so they went to repair world and

 

[Mic_128]

ang got jobs. Meanwhile Gideon was playing soccar and kicked the soccer ball the wrong way, accidently scoring a goal for the other team. He then tried to write "oops" or "dammit" in a keyboardly fashon. Then realising that there is no keyboard and he's standing in the middle of the field waving his arms around because he hates real-time games and he made a mistake and that it has already auto-saved and he can't replay or restart it.....the team looks at him funny....

 

[ultimaiq2]

But then Snex came and showed his amazing karate skills choping several boards AND bricks in half, all of a sudden a meteor landed at the soccer field and a few aliens crawled out off it and started hissing at them, then...

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

the aliens demanded all the cheese in the world, and several ppl came running out of nowhere and yelled "HA, WE TOLD YOU THAT CHEESE WOULD ONE DAY SAVE THE WORLD, AND NOW IT IS BECAUSE IF WE DONT GIVE THEM CHEESE THEY WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD, GABLARG!!" and so the ppl of the world realized the error of their ways of saying cheese wasnt that great. then one guy said "wait here, im going to go get some cheese" and he left for the super market, but before he could take five steps..............

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

an alien threw custard pie at him with PICKLES. The pie hit the ground right next to him. Then another threw a HUGE COOKIE at him and it hit. Then...

 

[Kyoober]

His head got cut. off.(southpark form) Then the telitubbies came tro where gideon was and.

 

[Dapenda]

he suddenly woke up, realizing he fell asleep on the while locked inside a car trunk he....

 

[ultimaiq2]

Found a pair of Tommyguns wich he used to kill the tellitubbies. A few minutes later when he ran out of ammo he saw that the aliens...

 

[Dapenda]

taken shape of humans, n he couldnt tell who was human n who was alien, so he decided to...

 

[Rehabilitator1V3]

to go and get a dog knowing that dog is man's best friend and the aliens didnt know that he then yelled...

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

"I NEED GOOD CHEESE NOW!!!!" which scared the aliens seeing as they have extra sensitive hearing, so they ran back to their mother ship, but blocking the entrance was.........

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

a giant saucy pickle. They would never touch a saucy pickle especially a giant one and decided to think of a plan. Then...

 

[Dapenda]

I played some loud latino music and they started dancing crazily to the beat, meanwhile...

 

[tissue]

sumo wrestlers bent down and mooned him. While recovering, I...

 

[Dapenda]

Ran off and tried to find a club to dance at, but the bouncers only kept letting girls in, to increase the girl to guy ratio in there...