The Neverending Story 3

[quack]

It starts rainging.Doesn't stop for five years.Then...

 

[Dale]

...he gets off of his dead hobo raft and trys to buy a car but...

 

[Meowth]

They've all rusted due to immence rain. So Nixion decides insted to ride a...

 

[Creature_85]

Tame monkey, but the monkey runs into the road and gets hit by a. . .

 

[Blade Beast]

...robotic ninja with a baseball bat, resulting in...

 

[Dale]

dead monkey and a sad Nixon. So Nixon KOs the ninja and then decides to...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Go to the mall and drown himself in icecream, but then...

 

[Blade Beast]

...he realizes not only is the mall closed, but ice cream hasn't been around since the great Milk Fairy was captured by the...

 

[SakuraPichu]

Tooth Fairy because she wasn't able to do her job with all the strong teeth around so he decied to...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Destroy the tooth fairy and all other mythological things, but then a...

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Mythological thing survived and tried to kill him, but then he...

 

[Mic_128]

had 23 bucks so he bribed it. Then man landed on the moon. Then Man played golf on the moon. Then for a long while nothing happened. Fred was disapointed so....

 

[ultimaiq2]

He thought it would be a great idea to hold a party for all SWF member but for that he needed money so he...

 

[ShadowAssassin]

So he held up a bank with his ultra super powerful magical....

 

[Mic_128]

tounge. People were confused so they rang Batman for ideas of what to do when being held up by an ultra super powerful magical tounge. They didn't know that Batman had dialup so....

 

[ShadowAssassin]

So they had to send a letter to him by mexican staring which stared at Batman and send him to parapalegic shock

 

[ultimaiq2]

But then spiderman comes and say hes gone crasy and that he would go crasy if he dont get a...

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Piece of cherry pie! Spiderman needs that pie to defeat the random happenings that go on in the pit of random c12@p, which he fell into just now. just as he finishes his pie, Spiderman...

 

[Link_in_park]

Tries flapping his arms like wings, forgeting about his super spider powers, so he...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Started randomly mugging people to see if they had any spare feathers he only got 5 bucks, one cent and a package of C4, but then the allmighty...

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

gave his power to Bruce for the movie and he made Spider Man do all kinds of crazy things like make funny noises at that newspaper owner guy and do tap dancing on top of the Green Goblin's head. the Goblin didn't take kindly to this and decided he wanted to get revenge so he grabbed a creme pie and threw it at...

 

[Meowth]

Jim Carrey who decided to go and get the Neverending Story 3 out of his head, and to his surprise...

 

[ultimaiq2]

He found out that 1000+ fans had gathered around him and wanting to get an autograph. But JC picked up his cellphone and called...

SIG!

 

[Maruiniq]

his best friend Tom, who had bad news. His...

 

[teflon_climbers]

...epidermis was showing! Jim Carrey gasped in horror, and to his dismay, a strange shadow made it's way out of the crowd, towards the celebrity. Upon closer inspection, he realized the shadow was none other than...

 

[Meowth]

Jeff Daniels, co-star of Dumb and Dumber! Jeff pulled out a...

 

[ShadowAssassin]

the cane from the charity ball scene in Dumb and Dumber and......

 

[ultimaiq2]

A monkey comes out of nowhere and steals the cane and throws it at a woman who is named...

 

[atmagamer]

maurice, who then's sharpens the cane and starts poking ppl, then she stopped when....

 

[Mic_128]

posted their sig! The monkey then ran from the room screaming about hippos and the number 12 but...

 

[soroush123]

Then a hippo come an eats the monkey whole but...

 

[sonicshift]

the monkey has a lighter, so...

 

[soroush123]

He gives the hippo heartburn and makes it explode, but then...

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

A large turkey with a katana appears and challenges the monkey to a duel.

 

[atmagamer]

monkey starts flinging poo at him, then he sniiffs his hands and says...

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

..."It has come to my incompotent attention that the last 90 pages of this topic viewed in 'max posts per page view' are meaningless, complete spam, and furthermore do not education any such person that might read them. Back when it was the second edition of the NES it was worth reading before the flood of new members flocked to the boards shortly after the release of gamecube."

The monkey continued, "In conclusion, do not, by all means, act like a 7 year old who is enticed by toilet humour and childish acts of stupidness."

"Your maturity will better the boards," finished this most mature monkey.

 

[Mic_128]

Everyone stared. Someone had actually said something intelegently in the Forum Games room. Unfortunately people than started posting, despite knowing nothing about the topics. Luckily the polarity of Earth reversed (should have happened a few hundred years ago in real life) and the world entered chaos. Still, it was better than having to read the lame newbie topics. After a weeki, the planet regained some sort of order, leaving the talking monkey to become the ruler of the land.

 

[Bahful]

However, as previously noted; this monkey was quite the intelligent monkey. Thus was born a regime of total order and maximum efficiency.
Human beings were manufactured for specific purposes and so for their entire lives, they were conditioned accordingly so as to perform their assigned jobs at the highest possible calibur.
Years passed and the Earth and all its ihabitants remained stagnant, never progressing, constantly replacing the old with like-minded youth, mass-produced to keep the living entity, The Race, alive.
The monkey had, of course, soon passed on, and with his rigid stance on the importance of stability also gone, the door was left wide open for all sorts of inane and incoherent possibilities to shake this dreary world to its roots.
Poo flingin' possibilities aplenty.

 

[Terminator]

that he should escape but insted he stung him in the eye

 

[Venom Dream]

...but because the last post didn't fit the story at all, mangled, bloody hippo parts that had flown into the air earlier on this page landed on top of Terminator, causing...

(One of the top posters (in number, not quality) from the second NES returns, to show the next generation of Forum Gamers just how much they suck. DUN-DUN-DUN!!!!)