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The Neverending Story 3

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couldn't save Hayato. But thankfully, Neo used his special abilities to restart Hayato's heart. Hayato was like, "Whoa." Then Neo was like, "Whoa." Then Smith showed up and Hayato and Neo were both like, "Whoa." Smith says, "Whoa indeed, Mr. Anderson. For although you might have saved his life, you will now..."
 
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...explode causing a chain reaction that will destroy all of us. Then the oracle says "Welcome to Mississippi" and pinches the architects butt. Then...
 
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Neo screams, "NO!!!!!!!!!!" Smith says, "Stop crying, you big baby, there's a way to stop it." Neo stops screaming and says, "Really? How?" Smith scoffs and replies, "Why, Mr. Anderson, I thought you were smarter than that. You should know that the only way to stop..."
 
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it was to do the Hokey Pokey for 5 hours straight. The bad part was Neo didn't like to do it but he had to or he will explode so he did. Then Smith said that he had to have at least 15 other people torture him while doing it and not make a mistake or fighting back making it worse. Neo then asked everyone in the area to do it. Then Smith added...
 
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"You must also do it on hot coals." And so, Neo did the hokey pokey for 5 hours straight on hot coals while 15 people tortured him. "There, I did the hokey pokey for 5 hours straight on hot coals while 15 people torture me." Smith chuckles, "Oh, did I say you have to do the hokey pokey for 5 hours straight on hot coals while 15 people torture you? I'm sorry, Mr. Anderson, what I meant to say was...
 
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you're pregnant with Crono's baby!" Then Neo got really mad and the baby popped out. Then Neo gave it to Rainy Day Toast, then Gideon, then a T-Rex, then a demon, and finally to Zeus. Then Zeus...
 
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Mad, zombie, nerd eating, bikini wearing, homosexual, brainless, ambitionless, jobless, flower loving, hipocritical, hypo, cow molestering, topless, brazilian, dark eyed blonde !!!
 
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Then the hideous creature decided to eat the US Navy. He stormed through the countryside destroying all in his path. Finally, he arrived at the base, but just then he realized that he was a creature created by some nerd on the internet and he was storming to the Navy's computers. Just then a billion popups popped up and froze him. The Navy...
 
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saw that popups were the ultimate weapon against this insane creature and started shooting the crap out of it with popups so it ran home to its mommy crying, so its mom wanted to get revenge on the Navy and sprayed on some popup repelant and went after the Navy, but then the Air Force came along and nuked its face so then everyone lived happily ever after but the fallout from the nuke made a horible Godzilla mutant out of a lizard and then everyone was running while Godzilla was fighting with Mothra and then King Kong jumped in the fight and they all sat down and played SSBM and had a good old fassioned smash fest. the winner of their 99 life battle was...
 
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Me. Because their hands or claws or paws were too big for the controller. Meanwhile, Neo was still recovering for the birth of thebaby. Smith took advantage of this and..
 
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grabbed them all, set them up around his room, and said "hey, what time is it?" cuz he was so stupid he couldnt tell time and then agent smith was stupider cuz he went sky diving and when he jumped out of the plane he fell up instead of down and then he was so stupid when he hit the sun he froze into a block of ice and when he landed in the desert he drowned and when he had his funeral instead of being buried they dug him up. after all that these two guys walked up to eachother. one of them was named bob and the other one was named john. john was wearing a rabbit suit so bob said "Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?" to which john said "Why do you wear that stupid man suit?" and then bob realized that john was right, so he reached behind his back and found the zipper of his costume (how did that get there?) and unzipped it to reveal...
 
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blew his brains out with his uLTiMatE Psi powers!!! MWAHAHAHA! then everyone jumps into the swimming pool only to find that its REALY cold, so they all jump out and run around until they are dry, and by that time the bank robbers had gotten away and everyone realized they didnt have any money so they robbed the bank too but they forgot that it had already been robbed and got arrested by the cops bcuz they were still there from the last time but then superman said:...
 
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*not part of the story*

Dark fire, the rules of the game state:

Origonaly posted by Metroid_Killer
just try to keep the posts more than 10 words, please
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it seems you posted here w/o checking the rules, but picking it up as you go. that's kind of ok, but you should always check the rules of a game b4 posting to be safe. remember: 10 words at least!
 
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Sued everyone who killed Superman. They lost a lot of money, and with that money she got, she bought one million teddy bears. Later, a very huge monster with the shape of a shoe was invading the city. The monster's name was...
 
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... i'm charged with child molestation! for no apparent reason, i'm fighting criminal charges. all because i like to sleep in the nude with bambini...
 
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...blasted michael with their AOL CD Guns, but he blocked with his pet rubber chicken. To counter attack he...
 
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threw his nose. Everybody just stared. He then gave himelf up. As he was being escorted to the police car, an old man was heard to say......
 
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...that was some chicken soup last night. Look a monkey!!!!
Everyone looked and michael got away, but then the 4cm turqoise space aliens tried to...
 
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...take their son Michael when suddenly the MIB came. They were just about ready to blast away Michael's parents when...
 
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...when Michael's pet rubber chicken came to the rescue and kicked the MIB's a**es with his mystical kung-fu powers. Suddenly...
 
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gets put on by a huge foot! the owner of this foot is a giant man called Mr. Giant Man, since that's the way all these strange ppl seem to be named. he runs around town until someone throws cheese at him. Mr. Giant Man loves cheese so he sits down and tries to find the small slice of cheese that Bob threw at him. at this time Michael Jackson comes back dressed in green tights and a jet pack, ranting on about NeverLand. when this happens Mr. Giant Man...
 
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...told the 4cm tall turqoise space aliens about it and they saaid " Hey that's our abductee" and ran like crazy Mr Giant Man, blasting with the AOL CD Guns, when suddenly...
 
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