The Neverending Story 3

Mic_128 · Sep 1, 2003

But since he had payed for the drinks, (and everyone was drunk) they didn't care. They then saw Drew Carey walk in with Lewis and Oswald.

Meowth · Sep 2, 2003

Then they did a hoedown. They each got 10,000 points for...

NinjaX · Sep 4, 2003

... not screaming with fire on their head. It was called the Daredevil game. The next task was to jump into a pit with no end. They could be awarded three trillion dollars if they actually found an end to the pit with no end. Just when they though it was hopeless ...

Doomanite_X · Sep 4, 2003

...Billy the Bird came out. So Billy agreed to jump and to split the money up for them. But the final task was to shuv the money with one push down the drain to get the money, or else the money would go to someone else...

Meowth · Sep 4, 2003

and that person is the evil, maniacle, most despicable person on the entire planet, named...

NinjaX · Sep 5, 2003

... God. God took away all their money. God said "Go to church. Give money to ... um ... 'charity'." They did, and people became poor and the world was ruined. Billy the Bird not only lost his mansion and car, but his balls too.

PsiFlameMaster · Sep 7, 2003

then suddenly it started raining tomatoes and all the ppl ran out into the streets and had a tomato fight and got all slimy red. then the skunk that had been hiding in the cardboard box over there didnt like the smell and combined a fart with skunk spray which smelled so bad that everyone in the world faited. then the skunk ran around to everyone adn took all their money and became so rich that he ruled the world and would spray anyone who didnt do what he said with skunk spray.

then, one day, a brave warrior stood up to challenge the skunk. the skunk accepted the challenge and sprayed the warrior. the warroir fell over, dying, and said "give my button collection to my son, my old shoes to my wife, and my stinky cheese to..."

Meowth · Sep 7, 2003

but then he died. The rest of the world faught over who got it, and soon, the victor was...

Mic_128 · Sep 8, 2003

Victor. Then a giant Iron came and fell on his foot. He then....

SabreAnt · Sep 8, 2003

...digested it whole by burping the national anthem (Mmm..Bop) and meditating on 3rd rate animal porn (the barnyard edition)

PsiFlameMaster · Sep 13, 2003

then the stinky cheese the brave warrior wanted to give to some one but died b4 he could say who teamed up with the skunk to rule the UNIVERSE!!! but then everything went back to normal. then one day this kid named Joe-Bob was walking down the road and suddenly a flying sauser flew down from nowhere, and from the bottom of the UFO came an opening where green light poured out. then a bendy metal tube with a giant baseball glove on the end that smelled like onion soup came down in front of Joe-Bob and there was a note on yellow legal paper that said

"Our gripping apparatus is broken at this time. Please climb on. Thank you."

unlike a normal person, who would probably run screaming, Joe-Bob looked down the street both ways to make sure that no one was watching (no one was) and said "Cool!" and climbed aboard. the tube was pulled up into the green light. as he got closer it got brighter and brighter untill he was blinded by it. when he was pulled in all the way and the light cleared...

-=Marth_n_Roy=- · Sep 14, 2003

and i fail 2nd grade spelling

to reveal Link our blessed hero of timne. and know he runs off to killl gannandorf rencarnation in order to stop choas from overtaking the us. then he thinks to himself

"wait Bush is the one causing it.....me tinks i do somthin"

but he is thwarted by

B0r3d*m Alien · Sep 14, 2003

himself from the waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy past.

Past Link tells future Link," Cavemen decided to start a government. I think you should assist me in killing all these cavemen politicians."

"Good idea, lets go!"
**************
BA out...

Meowth · Sep 14, 2003

But then they relized that one cannot meet themselves from another time, so the universe exploded. In it's place was...

veggieofDOOM · Sep 14, 2003

a weird blueish light that also exploded, that remade the universe, which then...

MewtwoMaster2002 · Sep 14, 2003

had life start over. later in the year 2054 a new hero was borned. His name...was fish boy. he had the powers of acting like a tuna. Suddenly a mysterious guy decided to take over the world so the only thing fishboy could do was...

Mic_128 · Sep 14, 2003

act like a tuna. He was then eaten by a cat and the world fell under the rule of the mysterious guy and his assistant.....

SabreAnt · Sep 16, 2003

Smithers, bringing in a new era of Gay. Well, actually the first that this universe ever knew of.

When the lifestyle had hold of New San Francisco, Smithers declared that every must bow to the occasion and took advantage of...

Bahamut · Sep 16, 2003

. . . San Fransisco's excellent public transportation system.

Meanwhile, the last remaining pocket of straight people prepare their rebellion out of their secret base in . . .

GameFreaking · Sep 16, 2003

Canadas' under ground safehouse.

The straights aimed their missles at .....

Tic sez: Do you think Jesus protects you from being warned for posting your sig! No!

MewtwoMaster2002 · Sep 17, 2003

the mysterious guy and Smithers base teamed up with Japanese technology, US missiles, and Irelands Leprachauns. They succesfully destroyed it and celebrated by drinking beer. But then a new evil came and it was...

B0r3d*m Alien · Sep 17, 2003

The remnants of the Greek Gods.

ZEUS....as a finger.
POSEIDON....as a brain in a fluid-filled container
APOLLO....as a pair of horny eyes
HERA....as a toe
HADES....as a nipple
and
the incredibly deformed Hephaestus, who the universe took pity on and allowed to look the same so that the other gods can kneel down at his feet as the completly normal looking Greek God!

They join to form the IPO'dDGGWTTYW (Incredibly PO'ed Deformed Greek Gods who Want To Take Your World)!
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BA out...

GameFreaking · Sep 17, 2003

With this new evil afoot, a force had to be brought together. A force known only as P.I.C.K.L.E.S. This team was made up of......

MewtwoMaster2002 · Sep 17, 2003

Patrick the Leprachaun, Ian the tuna, chuckie the fly, Kyle the worm, Lenny Koopa, Emerald the duck, and Sam the hamster. But Sam, Emerald, Kyle, Chuckie, and Ian weren't normal animals or bugs. Ian had thumbs and can breathe on land. Chuckie can infect people with SARS, Kyle is the fastest worm on Earth. Emerald can lay egg bombs. Sam the hamster...well he's a giant hamster. Together they...

Bahamut · Sep 18, 2003

. . . went to Kelloggs to sell them a marshmallow cereal made in their own image. They would then poison a box of this cereal and give it to the misshapen gods to have a hearty breakfast of death. They almost succeeded, but suddenly . . .

Mic_128 · Sep 18, 2003

the evil gods ranout of milk! They went to the store to buy some. But as theywere all crossingthe street, theygot run over by a mini. The guy driving gotout and saw what he had done and said ".....

Bahamut · Sep 18, 2003

man, running over those guys will DEFINETLY get me a ticket. He hopped in his car and sped away. Little did he notice that a speed bump was hidden in the distance, and as he ran over the bump . . .

SabreAnt · Sep 18, 2003

the case of bourbon in the front seat broke and splashed all over him, saturating his clothes. When the police overtook him and he wound down his window, they said..

B0r3d*m Alien · Sep 18, 2003

"Get out [/Arnold Schwarzxzcxzxmnc......]"

Yes! It was the Terminator! Somehow, he has traveled through time and evaded the Big Bang #2 to tell the world of Judgement day!

Elsewhere in the site of the accident...

The members of IPO'dDGGWTTYW are on the ground unconscious. With oil dripping on them, for no reason whatsoever, a reaction has occured and they begin to fuse together.

IPO'dDGGWTTYW has the parts to form a whole human.
LINK!! The spirit of Link has entered the newly formed entity hearing news of a time traveler who is in this time.

Link now has the characteristics of the IPO'dDGGWTTYW...

Link is distracted by a hot girl (Apollo's horny pair of eyes).

Will Link be able to deal with these changes? Can he stand his one nipple?
****

BA out...

SabreAnt · Sep 20, 2003

Evidently not. He explodes in a giant fireball and everybody dies. Except for Mario who was eating ravioli at the time.

"Ooohh Nooo! Mama Mia! Whatta ama gonna do abouta dis eh?" he said.

A nearby microscopic lifeform got tired of evolving and sprang into life! It named itself Cheap, and anagram of Peach and said to Mario

"Mario! Lets bake a cake." By this she obviously meant repopulate the world by the actions that followed shortly after.

WHO HOO! WAA HAA! YIPPEE! LETSAGO! In the distance a tree stood silently watching them and decided to...

Doomanite_X · Sep 20, 2003

...give them apples for an apple pie. The tree rattled and apples fell down, they started to beke a dozen, mario's style. It was a great picnic. The tree, named Wispy woods, told them about kirby and King dedede. "They had a big problem with the old cotten cheese pie they were making, because it was rotting, and they had another temper tantrum again. The tree explained the story to them. Suddenly they were interrupted by Luigi tumbling around the forest carrying Mario's order of 100 giant pizzas. He knocked his head on the tree and said.

"Uh...can you move this bush thing..my hands are full."
Mario:"what aw dat work?! I'm always da swave I guess! sheesh!" Mario presses a button next to him and the tree moves out of the way. Luigi stumbles and drops the pizzas, they filled the whole area.
Mario:"where is it?"
Luigi:"Right in front of you."
Mario picked up the pizzas.
Mario:" Dese? Dese little tomatoes? Oh awwight fine!"
He starts to eat the pizzas and says: "I have 8 cheese cakes too....8..." Luigi sighs with relief and starts to go back to the super market when Mario says:"....million."
Luigi runs screaming with fustation into the forest. The tree shakes his head and sighs.
He just remembered that it was food problem week, when there was always problem with the foods.

Peach starts to clone the pizzas, they were going to be repopulated and then over populated from repopulation. The tree made more apples.And more trees, peaches and marios appeared.....

B0r3d*m Alien · Sep 20, 2003

Sounds like Adam and Eve...but with Pizza's....and such

Since this is the beginning of a new universe and Mario and Peach are obviously Adam and Eve, we need someone to be God.
********

Seeing the pizza and the Marios and Peaches rapidly multiplying and defacing his garden of Eden, a random citizen from Animal Crossing...(lets pick Rover the Cat) ROVER THE CAT has come to punish Mario and Peach.

He sends them off to.....
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BA out..
Damm my trigger happy finger!

Bahamut · Sep 20, 2003

. . . the smallest island of the Hawaiian Islands. Peach, in her stupidity, continues to reproduce, so as room runs out on the small island some of the denizens are forced into the water, providing an endless supply of shark food. This continued until . . .

GameFreaking · Sep 21, 2003

Zelda told all the guys how trendy sex changes are. Unfortunatly,they don't have magic powers to switch back and forth between male and female. Mario, having to wait for Peach's vigina surgery before he could get his groove on...

SabreAnt · Sep 21, 2003

got Luigi to practice sneaking up on a cardboard cutout of Bowser, defile it from behind, and then quickly wavedash away before Bowser could fully turn around in response. Sick of his pal Bowser getting hammered by a couple of ****, DK jumped out of a nearby sausage and Giant Punched them both back to the hospital where Cheap (Peach remember) was undergoing her 'transformation'. When they arrived they were greeted by...

B0r3d*m Alien · Sep 21, 2003

"Cheap's" surgeon, Billy Hatcher.

He told them---

BA out...

Meowth · Sep 21, 2003

"I'm afraid you have 48 hours to live."

Cheap gasped.

Billy looked at his chart again. "Did I say hours? I ment years."

Cheap, in his/her rage...

SabreAnt · Sep 22, 2003

pulled a turnip from the ground with the face of a zombie tattooed on it. Cheap hurled it at Dr. Mar... Hatcher who used his super dooper doctors cape to reflect it back, someone jupmed between Cheap and the turnip.. it was...

MewtwoMaster2002 · Sep 22, 2003

Elmo. He wanted to say Tickle Me Elmo but got hit by it. Then he was injured so badly he needed blood transplant to they got him to the surgery room right away. Unfortuneatly the room was full so the only thing they can do was...

Doomanite_X · Sep 22, 2003

...let Elmo walk in. Everyone got scared of Elmo's gay tickling power, that they ran out screaming, then the doctors suddenly stopped, they didn't want to help Elmo, they realized. So they picked him up and burried him. But then the Cookie monster came by.

Cookie monster:"Burrying him alive?! Eat him alive, dumbos!!!"

But the place was already becoming over populated with repopulated Elmos and cookie monsters, and graves. Meanwhile, the place was being over populated with sesame street characters in the town.

Bert, was finally asleep in his house, but Ernie slapped him awake.

Ernie:"Bert! Bert! Wake up!"
Bert:"zrklzivzxj..huh? what? what is it? Is there someone robbing our house? Is there a party? What am I missing?
Ernie:"........LOOK AT THE MOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!"

There were already lots of them all over the town. The stuff was going to be too crowded. Luckily, Kirbies and King Dededes came to the rescue with lots of Old Cotten Cheese!!!

Kirbies:"We gwew it quickwy, oh you shoulda' seen it. Wike magic!"

But then.......

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