The Neverending Story 3

[Royal Flush]

I pfly up to his face and pull out a gun but the pidgeon retaliated at me and did n`t get the shot he started chasing me then I tryed to get behind him but it was about a half mile run to get there he was so massive. Then the pidgeon...

 

[pezaddict]

But I became a ghost again! Thinking strategically, I went to the local supermarket, and possesed a wierd can of anti-king pidgeon spray with wings on it! So I flew as fast as I could to the battle to vanquish the king pigeon, but.....

 

[falcoX]

... the king pidgeon sent his swarm, and soon pezaddict was savagedly beaten down. The spray was gone, and he was desperately fighting his way to the king pidgeon's chamber, against the thousnads of pidgeons he was facing. Meanwhile inside, falcoX and begolfer tried atatck the king pidgeon, but nothing seemed to be working. Thinking quickly, falcoX...

 

[pezaddict]

used the magnus von grapple 9.0 to fight the king pidgeon! But meanwhile, pezaddict took over the body of the leader of the pidgeon swarm, and convinced them to attack the king pidgeon!......

(my 200th post. YAY!)

 

[falcoX]

so falcoX was bravely fighting the king pidgeon. both of the particapants were brutally injured, and it began too seem like the heros were doomed. but from out of nowhere, came pezaddict and his swarm of pidgeons, and...

 

[pezaddict]

they began to help falcoX attack the king pidgeon! The battle was starting to turn in the trios favor!......

 

[Falkick]

when a mercenary came out and gunned down the pigeeons! With the trio shouting out, "CRAP!!" the mercenary started to take out a hidden sheath and took out a small knife. The trio started to cower in fear, when the mercenary started to lift off his helmet, which revealed him to be me! With the trio now a quartet, I startd to stab the pigeon king's neck, causing it to..

 

[pezaddict]

die, but because Falkick was shooting pidgeons, he shot me by mistake! Because I didn't have enough energy to posess somebody else, I had to be taken to the hospital immediatly......

 

[Falkick]

where jax and sonya from mortal kombat healed you, and did a procedure to give you back your body, and it succeded! after letting you pound the snot outta me, i forgive you some more by...

 

[pezaddict]

giving me a bowl of vanilla ice cream, but the ice cream turns into a huge ice cream monster the size of jupiter, and turns all the other ice cream into ice cream monsters the size of Giga bowser.....

 

[Falkick]

so i made the sun a splode! our o-zone layer protected us, and i repaired the sun! one of the workers were the 'peanut buttah jelly time!' bannanna man, who started to...

 

[pezaddict]

hit on me, so I grabbed a flamethrower, and burned him, but the 'peanut buttah jelly time!' bannanna man did suicide and killed me in the process, so I became a ghost! I decided to posess Ness until i found somebody better.....

 

[Royal Flush]

than that wimp. But then Master and appeared and started attacking and was impossible to possees...

 

[pezaddict]

so I summon the Dark Magician to attack master hand......

 

[Falkick]

when crazy hand arived! he stranled DM because yu-gi-oh is too addictive, and in the show every move takes as long as possble! master hand slapped crazy, and yet another battle broke out! "Well, back to bizness" I said while getting my helmet/gas mask combo on, and you guys agreed. after we all suited up, we all killed crazy hand in one shot. Master got ticked, so another war (WTF is all this warring about?)started, and the first casualty was in master hand's army of...

 

[pezaddict]

Charizards! Dark Magician, who was still alive, killed half of the charizards, then returned to his card. I decided to make a Burger King/fort and then......

 

[Royal Flush]

I decided to help because Burger King is awesome. The fort was finished when...

 

[pezaddict]

I healed the dark magician back to full health and enlisted the help of Dry bones.....

 

[Royal Flush]

I order dry bo[nes to attack thre darck magician. He obeys and attacks the monster but...

 

[pezaddict]

I order Dry Bones to stop attacking, and I put the Dark Magician card in my pocket when.....THE CHARIZARDS ATTACK!!!........

 

[Rici]

But Blastoise came out of nowhere and flushed the Charizards attack.. He..

 

[Royal Flush]

owned charizad but then Mew appeared and and using every super effective attack agaisnt every pokemon...

 

[falcoX]

and then... you guessed it... another war broke out! So this time during the battle...

 

[kirara724]

(umm...wtf happened to the story? Oh well nevermind.)

I came to help, and didnt care if it was the bad or good team, 'so who r we fighting?', then someone with a deep voice responded, and it turned out to be....

 

[pezaddict]

Elmo, who had an evil plan to conquer the world by....

 

[Royal Flush]

Elmo??? I flick the red puppet and he falls over and down for the count...

 

[kirara724]

then i set him on fire, then blast him away, 'ok when does the war start? im getting bored!'
then all of a sudden....

 

[Royal Flush]

Tons of shadows appeared in the distance but nothing could be identified. "Wha-wha-what aare the shadows?" someone muttered.....

 

[kirara724]

then i turned to see who it was, and it was Donald, and Goofey, then i saw Sora when i turned back in front of me, "There called Shadow Hunters....the shadows...there called shadow hunters" he responded to Begolfer's question, 'well i quess the war is begining', then....

 

[TorchMan]

the shadow creatures started running and flying towards you then all of a sudden....

 

[Mic_128]

they all said "You know what, all this fighting goes no where. Want to go get a burger or somethng and talk this over like rational beings?"

 

[TorchMan]

no, i want to fight, besides this story needs some more excitment to it. So then our side ran towards the shadow ones then....

 

[pezaddict]

I used p.k. bomb (the normal b move) and severly injured the shadow hunters (except for sora, who I killed) and went to my Burger King/fort and ordered some french fries................

 

[falcoX]

.... i got a whopper, cause those things kick ***. Others ordered Bk food too, including...

 

[pezaddict]

chicken fingers, and the angus burger. But then Yoob appeared and destroyed the burger king/ fort and ate everybody on the team, and now we were all in Yoob's belly.......

 

[storms]

and ironically I saw Michael Jackson in the stomach too eating a kids meal with two young boys. I assumed he was there because...

 

[pezaddict]

of the obious reason, but he didn't get a chance because Yoob's digestive fluids melted Micheal, and now.....

 

[FunkMaster]

they were all going to die of cardiovascular arrest because of the heat produced from micheal and the two boys and now.......

 

[Bailey69]

I ordered a #4 and watched with amusement of m.j melting then I noticed something in my food it was..

 

[Royal Flush]

was slightly discolored....he ate it anyway and later found out that poisonous chemicals were on the food so....