The Neverending Story 3

[pezaddict]

but Fawful wanted revenge, so with Grodus's money, fawful created The OMEGA GIANT PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The OMEGA GIANT PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH OF DOOM attacked Bowser because it had nothing better to do.......

 

[Royal Flush]

He ate the stupid sandwhich like it was nothing....delish...

 

[pezaddict]

bowser edventually reaches grodus after 67 hours of classic mario levels. Bowser and grodus then battle....battle of brains because they are on JEOPARDY!!! Some else is also playing against them, and that person is.......

 

[Royal Flush]

Jr. Troopa...He owned both of them. Got every question right then dashed off with peach. Bowser and GRodus then team up to catch Jr. Troopa...

 

[falcoX]

... but hew was long gone, so everyone went bolling. At the bowling ally, they found...

 

[Royal Flush]

The lane on which I bowled a perfect game last time this story took place there hadn`t been reset and everyone was staring at the screen because it now said 301 instead of 300.

 

[pezaddict]

but there are no bowling alleys, they all got destroyed earlier in the story, so everybody decided to read Peanuts comics instead......

 

[Royal Flush]

I fire a water gun at the comics in hatred. Now...

 

[pezaddict]

Garfield wants revenge, so.....

 

[Royal Flush]

So I just back off because garfield was my fav cartoon a long time ago....

 

[falcoX]

... but he came with lasagna and wanted revenge. Himself, Jon, and Odie attacked because...

 

[Royal Flush]

because of the destroyed comic. I stole the lasagna and ran away with it then....

 

[falcoX]

garfield and all the other comics attack. The epic struggle soon became known as the 100 Year Lasagna war, when in actuallity, the war only lasted 92 years. Every nation on the planet was engaged in the bloody war, and of course president bush wanted to "Rid the world of terrorists." So during the war, Russia cheif spy sent plans to the cubas divising a way to defeat the americans. As Cuba began to excecute the said plans....

 

[Royal Flush]

I flew off to the moon and watch the vicious fight from a safe distance....

 

[falcoX]

... but then something crazy happened! Since you still held the precious lasagna, everybody went to the moon! It was the first war to take place outside of Earth, and even aliens joined in the war! The fighting was over 97 years later, when....

 

[Royal Flush]

I vanished the comics frantically searched for me and the lasagna but failed....

 

[falcoX]

... so they built a machine searching for you and the lasagna. Finally i just gave Garfield another lasagna, and everyone lived happily ever after. And for the some strange reason, no one ever posted in this thread again becuase they knew that this was a great place to Finally end the story. After many years, countless plot twists, and thousnads of characters, the story was finally over. Order had been restored to the universe and all the characters were happy. It was over. There was none left.


THE END

 

[Royal Flush]

For it was not the end...I appeared right in front of Garfield and the gang and threw the lasagna right at them...

 

[pezaddict]

THE END (I think this thread should be preserved so others may read it, but not be able to post in it)

 

[Royal Flush]

It called the Neverending story. Its not supposed to end nor closed! This is one of the beest Forum Games...letting it die is just stupid!

 

[pezaddict]

.....................

 

[Royal Flush]

this story needs to end

Then it would be the ending story and last time I checked its not.

I`ll continue the story from where I left off the other page...

Garfield begins chasing after me for throwing the lasagna at him then trip over a tree root root so then garfield catches up and...

 

[storms]

demands I feed him more food so I go to get more food when.....

 

[Royal Flush]

Upon return Garfield is no where to be found. Everything was Earily silent for a moment then...

 

[storms]

I see two shadows in the distance. I didn't know who they were at first, but then I realized they were Burt and Ernie from Sesame Street. I went to say hello when they hit me in the back of the head and when I woke up they demanded beer. I was going to give it to them, but they....

 

[Bailey69]

were all of a sudden picked up and flown away by two hungry birds then I heard...

 

[storms]

the birds had integestion and threw up Burt and Ernie. I assumed they would come after me for not giving them beer so I......

 

[TorchMan]

ran and ran, and then past me amd didnt notice, after i saw what was going on in the story, i didnt care and killed Burt and Ernie, then....

 

[Royal Flush]

Then I started shooting at the birds but they were way to fast to hit....

 

[falcoX]

... becuase they were super birds! The birds were so fast and powerful, that they waged wear on humans! Egad, another war! SO while me and Begolfer led the troops, meanwhile in the south pacific...

 

[pezaddict]

the ghost of pezaddict wandered, searching for a decent body to take over...

 

[falcoX]

he went for the greatest fighter ever, which would be falco. So pezzaddict/falco, falcoX, and begolfer stormed the pidgeons fortress, on the glorious day known as G Day (for the Great Day). Then...

 

[Royal Flush]

Then thousands of pidgeons swooped down at every one and...

 

[falcoX]

kiilled the entire fortress. Luckily, there were a few remaining super soldiers, and they bravely fought off the pidgeon menace. Finally, the trio reached the head pidgeons lair, and an epic battle ensued. During the battle, the three warriors...

 

[pezaddict]

fought bravely, and were almost defeated, but pezaddict leaves the body of falco and posseses the head pigeon, so the trio is victorius!!!......

 

[falcoX]

oh snap! and there was much rejoicing (Yeah!) Then we ate the people who we had killed, becuase that is what fierce warriors do. However, the war was not over, because...

 

[Royal Flush]

the king pidgeon appeared and he was massive...the size of....

 

[falcoX]

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pidgeons (holy crap!!!!)
so too defeat the menace, we sent wave after wave of brave soldiers, who all tried to kill the massive pidgeon. finally....

 

[pezaddict]

I just got tired of waiting and possesed the king pigeon...........

 

[falcoX]

but it was too late! With one menacing blow, pezaddict lay crumpled on the floor. Noooooo! screamed begolfer in his best darth vader impression, and rushed over to help his injured ally. falcoX, with angry tears in his eyes, jumped up and tried to attack the king pidgeon. However, he was also no match for the mamoth beast. Begolfer stood up, gulped twice, and stared hard at the giant foe. This was going to be a difficult battle, he thought to himself...

(ps. I swear if anyone does a one liner i will kill you. put some thought into the story please!)