The Neverending Story 3

[nin10do_revolution]

blah. kirara does not like next_boss, so me and kirara teamed up to backhand him to Kingdom Come. Boss cme back, and then kirara....

 

[The_Next_Boss]

blows up repeatedly in nin10do's face. Soon I throw him to Kingdom Come's King. Kirara then......

 

[falcoX]

... died. SO we all attack whoever had killed him, and it happened to be...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

the King of Kingdom Come! He is in the clouds, but thanks to nin10do's Altaria, falcoX's grammar powers, and my super-randomness, we got to the kingdom. What happens next is.....

 

[falcoX]

... a complete mystery. So we all became detectives, searching for clues. Next Boss found the last clue and then concluded that...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Kirara has been alive the whole time! The victim is still unknown! So, with everyone searching for clues, we managed to dig up.......

 

[nin10do_revolution]

me! My altaria is sooo happy to see me, and promptly bites FalcoX. While me kirara and NextBoss are laughing, my Altaria...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

decides to 'go' on falcoX for no apparent reason! We laugh even harder! After we're done laughing, we......

 

[falcoX]

... beat up falcoX! GRRR! Im getting mad! So i unleash my best pokemon on you, my charizard! HA! Whos laughing now! HASHAHAHAH!~111! SO anyways, while this was going on, we realized the real culprit was....

 

[nin10do_revolution]

your Charizard!!! So, we then...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

My Claydol promptly uses Ancientpower on the Charizard, killing it with its type bonus and x4 attack power! Charizard is pwn3d! Now, we must fight over the other stuff we found, which is.........

 

[falcoX]

... three chicken wings, a bottle of vodka, and 16,000 masterballs! Ah! So we have a Pokemon battle tournament. You can only use 1 of your pokemon and if they lose, thats it. So the first battle was Next Boss vs. Altaria. Altaria used...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Hey! Wait! I didn't call out my first one! Hmmm..........I guess I'll go with....

Altaria used Dragonbreath on my Jolteon, but with Jolteon's speed, and that's a LOT of speed, it managed to Double Team before Altaria blew the Dragonbreath! Jolteon.....

(BTW, all of our Pokemon are at lv.100, in case some might not know)

 

[falcoX]

... ahh, screw it! I havent played pokemon in the longest time, and so i really cant follow this intentese battle. So i ran in and stole the stuff we had plundered! Needless to say, everyone was pissed. I ran as fast as i could, while everyone else...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

powered up, for we all combined made the super-fast, superpowerful move, The.....

 

[falcoX]

kamehamehame.....HAAAAA! But since it is a dbz type move, it took over 3 episodes (Each half an hour long) to get it charged. By then, i was on the nearest train to...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

New York City, but my Jolteon was wise enough to follow you. As so was my Shuppet. Jolteon lunged forward with the force of a Hurricane, striking falco in the side, while Suppet Night Shaded falco. Jolteon made a quick grab for the goods, and Shuppet transported Jolteon and the goods away to where we powered up the kameamea wave, while falco had to travel ALL the way back. After he came back,.....

 

[falcoX]

... BAAAAM! You all blasted the kamehameha wave, but i was to fast, making one of my own! And so it was, the two foes locked into intense combat, both repelling the opponents kamehameha, and this took like 25 minutes. Finally...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

we both (all, should I say) powered down the kamehameha wave, and then a DiMeNtIoNaL RiFt appeared where the kameahameha waves met! We all were sucked in with our Pokemon, if you had any, before a nearby Snorlax plugged it up. We were sent to.........

 

[falcoX]

... the 582nd dimension, a place that most will not be familair with, but has caused terrible memories for all. So to escape, we tried....

 

[The_Next_Boss]

shooting at anywhere, but our worst memories terrorized us while doing so. Soon,.........

 

[mega man 713]

we shot more kamehameha waves, trying to revers what happned, but...

 

[falcoX]

... it made the god of the 582nd dimension angry!! So he choose to kill off 1 person, it was mega man!! HAAHAHAHAH!!! With megamans death 100000000 turtles attacked the gang. To beta them, we....

 

[kirara724]

U all formed a circle with ur backs turned to each other then yall, used whatever yall had, and killed all of them, then...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

we somehow escaped. DON'T ASK HOW! WE JUST DID! So, back on the road......

 

[falcoX]

... to Rivendell, where we encounter some orcs and ring wraiths. Lucky, Strider was there, and he helped us attack the wraiths. But Frodo, the ring bearer, was severely wounded, and the fellowship....

 

[kirara724]

had ask if they knew a boy who had a that was real bright looking, because he was in trouble, fighting off more orcs, and goblins, the team then looked at each other and said...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

" Why did we go HERE?!?!?" Thus, we ran from the wierdness. But for now, we went to........

 

[falcoX]

... Albuquerque, the town that wierd al likes. But all the wierd things that happened there (Such as the weasels in the donut shop) happened to us!! AAAAA! We fled to....

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Gamestop, where we thought we could find safety. We were wrong. What we found was.....

 

[mega man 713]

a penguin twice the size of all of us. luckly we had harpoons and...

 

[falcoX]

... ate the penguin! It tasted like sour turkey! Yuck! So revolt was on our hands as the crew was being fed up at the lack of quality meals. A mutiny was arranged, and the crew overthrew the leader. The new leader was I, falcoX. Everyone was...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

we shot 'em down! After we got into Gamestop,............

 

[mega man 713]

mad, but realized you were the only one who could control us. we decided to make a secret underground organization, forced to make shooes to fund ourselves. we got enough money to buy wepons when...

 

[falcoX]

... from out of nowhere, came the most terrible thing ever! It was...

 

[mega man 713]

...a big old grandma, who pinched our cheeks and forced us to wat all the cookies. later, she made us take naps. some of us tried to escape but...

 

[falcoX]

... were shot down by the bad guys, who um,,,, were always at grandmas house (Dont ask). So anyway everybody was being killed and i thought, wow this is a good time to show off what a super leader i am. So i organized everyone into 4 teams, and then made them....

 

[mega man 713]

see how fast they could dig to china.the first team started digging. the second team...

 

[falcoX]

... began another kamehaheha wave. It took forever to charge, and when it was finally finished.....

 

[The_Next_Boss]

we were already finished with the battle. The third team (back at the fighting).....