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The most interesting thing I've read in a long time..(short story)

Nihonjin

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I came across this short story and thought it was a nice read, so I figured, why not share it with you all. :embarrass

Enjoy

Same story, but it reads easier than the quote
Andy Weir said:
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.
tl;dr
Just read the **** thing you lazy ***. It'll take 5 minutes at most.
 

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That was pretty cool.

I had an idea like this (only the one mind many incarnations bit) a long time ago, but this guy pulled it off much better than I could have done it back then.
 

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this idea reminds me of Synecdoche, New York...well, maybe a little more optimistic than that:

"What was once before you - an exciting, mysterious future - is now behind you. Lived; understood; disappointing. You realize you are not special. You have struggled into existence, and are now slipping silently out of it. This is everyone's experience. Every single one. The specifics hardly matter. Everyone's everyone. So you are Adele, Hazel, Claire, Olive. You are Ellen. All her meager sadnesses are yours; all her loneliness; the gray, straw-like hair; her red raw hands. It's yours. It is time for you to understand this."
 

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Interesting. But for those who believe in a religion would find this to be... hmm, impossible, I guess.

Good read, though.

I think anyone would find this to be unlikely, religion or not. That doesn't make it any less interesting though..=]
 

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Trying to think about these kinds of things....they confuse me sometimes.

Whats gonna happen to me when I die? Does it all go black and I rot in the dirt? Do I live out a fantasy world made specifically for me? Or do I come back as a different person?
 

Nihonjin

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Trying to think about these kinds of things....they confuse me sometimes.

Whats gonna happen to me when I die? Does it all go black and I rot in the dirt? Do I live out a fantasy world made specifically for me? Or do I come back as a different person?
You'll find out in about 50-70 years from now. So seeing as you'll find out eventually and there's absolutely no way to know unless you experience is, there's no point in worrying.
 

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That was a really interesting story, and the implications, if true, are amazing:

1) If I'm everyone, then there really is no difference between sex and masturbation.
2) If I shank a *****, then I technically just committed suicide.
3) Like Fry, I am now my own Grandpa.
4) I can never truly avoid being "selfish."

...trippy. I think I'm going to go take some acid to make my life more normal. :psycho:
 

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That was a **** good read, thanks for that Nihonjin.

I really hate to think there is nothing more for us after we die.But as it stands it's what I believe.

Existing is just so great sometimes.
 

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This isn't really a new idea. It's called Solipsism and it's been around since a long time ago (the dinosaurs invented it)
I thought Solipsism was the idea that you can't know anything outside of your own thoughts (and a quick glance at Wikipedia confirmed this, heh heh). Of course, Solipsism still ties into this story (as consciousness is compartmentalized into parts with no awareness of the whole). If this is what you're referring to, then I agree, but Solipsism itself is not the division of consciousness. This post is mainly just to clarify this for anyone else interested in the idea (and also to help me gather my own thoughts).
 

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I thought Solipsism was the idea that you can't know anything outside of your own thoughts (and a quick glance at Wikipedia confirmed this, heh heh). Of course, Solipsism still ties into this story (as consciousness is compartmentalized into parts with no awareness of the whole). If this is what you're referring to, then I agree, but Solipsism itself is not the division of consciousness. This post is mainly just to clarify this for anyone else interested in the idea (and also to help me gather my own thoughts).
Well, the fundamental concept is that since you can't know for sure of anything beyond yourself, the only thing that exists is you. Basically you got it right, except I was kinda joking
 
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