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back air you my everything you all I ever choose
every situation covered throw it out and take a snooze
aerial is down, press it while I'm jumping up
then hit the b button like I don't give a ****
I know you wait for it but you're out of luck
I can do the same thing every single time
holding my game back check the details
banning my grabs like I'm groping females
am I duck am I penguin am I pelican who knows
it's irrelevant cause everybody's jealous of my robe
you characters are trash, they're easily outclassed
and if Metaknight was banned I'd be whoopin on some ***
7 AM, waking up in the morning
Gotta get food, gotta get warmed up
Gotta have my fill, gotta have tech skill
Seein' everyone, the TO's yellin'
Pools are going on, everybody’s rushin'
Gotta get down to TV 9
Gotta get top 3, to make it out (it out)
Mango's got the first seed
JV-5'd the last seed
Gotta make my mind up
Which seed can I take?
It's Melee, Melee
Gotta go play some Melee
Everybody's lookin' forward to the dashdance, wavedash
Melee, Melee
Gettin' ***** on Melee
Nobody's lookin' forward to the weak knee
Comboing, comboing (AY!)
Comboing, comboing (AY!)
Stun, stun, stun, stun
Lookin' forward to the stomp knee
7:45, I'm fightin' for the third seed
Movin' so fast, I need time to think
Roll, roll, spotdodge roll
I know what he'll do
I got this, he got grabbed
My crew is by my right (AY!)
I got this, he just choked
Now he knows it
Chillin' with the third seed
Waitin' for the bracket
Gotta take a lunch break
Where can we go eat?
It's Melee, Melee
Gotta go play some Melee
Everybody's lookin' forward to the dashdance, wavedash
Melee, Melee
Gettin' ***** on Melee
Nobody's lookin' forward to the weak knee
Comboing, comboing (AY!)
Comboing, comboing (AY!)
Stun, stun, stun, stun
Lookin' forward to the stomp knee
Yesterday was Friday, Friday
Tomorrow is Sunday, Sunday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna watch some good Melee
Tomorrow is Grand Finals
And draft crews comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end
It's Melee, Melee
Gotta go play some Melee
Everybody's lookin' forward to the dashdance, wavedash
Melee, Melee
Gettin' ***** on Melee
Nobody's lookin' forward to the weak knee
Comboing, comboing (AY!)
Comboing, comboing (AY!)
Stun, stun, stun, stun
Lookin' forward to the stomp knee
It's Melee, Melee
Gotta go play some Melee
Everybody's lookin' forward to the dashdance, wavedash
Melee, Melee
Gettin' ***** on Melee
Nobody's lookin' forward to the weak knee
Comboing, comboing (AY!)
Comboing, comboing (AY!)
Stun, stun, stun, stun
Lookin' forward to the stomp knee
I would have done the rap part, but I'd like to see anyone try to turn this cluster**** of incomplete (and nonsensical) sentences into coherent lyrics...
R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all
R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all
A-R-M-A-D-A
So chillin’ in the first seed (in the first seed)
**** the last seed (the last seed)
I'm downsmashin', upsmashin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast games, switchin’ mains
Wit’ a Young Link up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a Jigglypuff in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s over, time for set two,
I'mma **** you Hbox., c'mon, c'mon
As I walk down the rows of the brawl setups
I look at my game and realize its just messed up
I've been floating and camping so long that
Even Hbox thinks these games take to long
So I stood up and joined the melee players in the corner
I'm not treated like a scrub even though I deserve it
Not watching where I'm shfflin' or where I'm wavedashin',
loving every minute that I'm getting stomped and four stocked.
*ran out of Ideas*
I Had spent to much time tripping in the new game by Sakurai.
Now i'll spend most my life living in a Melee paradise
Been spending most our lifes living in a Melee paradise
Been spending most our lifes living in a Melee paradise.
Can you tech my fsmash baby, fsmash baby let me know
Girl I'm gonna throw it out there, tech it or you'll die fo' sho'
You just S-D-I the tipper hug that wall real close
Can you tech my fsmash baby, fsmash baby...... Here we go
actually I might start using "oh my goodness" because oh my god is just way too mainstream these days. You're right, nobody uses oh my goodness anymore. Thanks for the heads-up Varist
I wanna watch bttf so I've been singing Johnny b Goode all day so might as well take shot.
Down in California in the tourney scene,
In someone's basement among the lower seeds,
Dashdancing back and forth like he was doing the tango,
Sat a young fox main by the name of mango,
Who never ever really got a job,
But he could play a fox like he was stealing their stocks.
Go go, go mango go go,
Go mango go go go,
Go mango go, go
Go mango go go go.
Mangos too good
*mango 4 stocks in gf and says "I guess you weren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gunna love it."
lol
