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[LoneKonWolf]

No...it's me...
The man you call sg...it's me...well...the spirit of him, at least...

Oh Great now the losing sanity inside my head is naming itself off of the guy who died.

That's it's, I'm going back to bed. . .

Trust me, Kon...read the page...and do what it says...

Oh gee thanks inner conscience

Let me read a page that i can't read, how about i use a forge without knowing how too while were at.

 

[Opossum]

. . . oh. . . great the voices are back, most be short on madmen to whisper to. . .

*Door bell rings*

Hmm?

*Comes to the door to answer it, revealing Opossum to be there*

Uh. . . hello?

"Yes, hello. I'm Opossum, a reporter with the Smashing Times. I've heard that you seem to be a good person to ask about, well, everything that's been going on. May I come in?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh Great now the losing sanity inside my head is naming itself off of the guy who died.

That's it's, I'm going back to bed. . .

Oh gee thanks inner conscience

Let me read a page that i can't read, how about i use a forge without knowing how too while were at.

I'm NOT your conscience, you IDIOT! Would your mind really be THAT warped?

You...You're sure you can't read it? Trust me, Konnie...that page can bring me back...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"Yes, hello. I'm Opossum, a reporter with the Smashing Times. I've heard that you seem to be a good person to ask about, well, everything that's been going on. May I come in?"

Uh. . . sure come on in i guess *opens door wider with a welcoming gesture*

I just hope you don't the disorganized piles of paper, the sleeping brat, the psychotic delusional whispers, the dead body in the corner, and the lack of tea

Would you like something to drink?

 

[Substitution]

[I'mdeadI'mdeadI'mdeadI'mdeadI'mdead...]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

DELISIONAL WHISPERS? Shut up, you puppy!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I'm NOT your conscience, you IDIOT! Would your mind really be THAT warped?

You...You're sure you can't read it? Trust me, Konnie...that page can bring me back...

DELISIONAL WHISPERS? Shut up, you puppy!

[Warped? Konnie? Puppy? Oh goodness it is sg. . . wait this note can bring him back?. . . then i need to find someone who can read this. . .]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Those eyes...did you realize I was right?

That'd be the first that it ever happened, huh?

Too bad I had to die first...and become a trapped spirit forced to haunt...

But whether you recognized me or not doesn't matter.

If you can't read it, well...

Oh wait! Maybe Sub could?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Those eyes...did you realize I was right?

That'd be the first that it ever happened, huh?

Too bad I had to die first...and become a trapped spirit forced to haunt...

But whether you recognized me or not doesn't matter.

If you can't read it, well...

Oh wait! Maybe Sub could?

*Whispers to sg's spirit, which just looks like whispering to himself*

First time realized your right? Come on your delusional at times but your not an idiot, oh well whatever, just tell me why that it'll be a good idea to ask your killer to decipher a reincarnation note oh lost spirit of the beyond.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Whispers to sg's spirit, which just looks like whispering to himself*

First time realized your right? Come on your delusional at times but your not an idiot, oh well whatever, just tell me why that it'll be a good idea to ask your killer to decipher a reincarnation note oh lost spirit of the beyond.

Shut up...

It can read it...I saw it do so...but then again...Katt probably killed it to avenge me...

Wait a second! Who's that guy?

 

[Substitution]

[Wait... SG? Uni is still alive? The hell is Kon talking about?]

 

[Opossum]

Uh. . . sure come on in i guess *opens door wider with a welcoming gesture*

I just hope you don't the disorganized piles of paper, the sleeping brat, the psychotic delusional whispers, the dead body in the corner, and the lack of tea

Would you like something to drink?

"Oh, disorganization isn't something I mind. In my line of work? I get things cluttered quite quickly." Unlike Knuckles, I chuckle.

"Coffee would be nice if you can do so."

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Shut up...

It can read it...I saw it do so...but then again...Katt probably killed it to avenge me...

Wait a second! Who's that guy?

*continue whispering*
Oh she not only killed. I'm assuming that by guessing from all the smoke and police last night that she blew up a city block, and him? Just some guy asking me about events

"Oh, disorganization isn't something I mind. In my line of work? I get things cluttered quite quickly." Unlike Knuckles, I chuckle.

"Coffee would be nice if you can do so."

*Stares at him with a blank face*
Considering how you took that line of wording so naturally proves you fit in with all the insanitys around here. . .

Oh well sure, coffee is my specialty, a cup of joe coming on up, sit down and relax if you want

 

[Substitution]

[Okay... This won't be long. As long as I can stay in this bag, I will live.]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*continue whispering*
Oh she not only killed. I'm assuming that by guessing from all the smoke and police last night that she blew up a city block, and him? Just some guy asking me about events

Yeah...I don't trust him...

DID HIS BAG JUST WIGGLE?!

 

[Opossum]

*continue whispering*
Oh she not only killed. I'm assuming that by guessing from all the smoke and police last night that she blew up a city block, and him? Just some guy asking me about events


*Stares at him with a blank face*
Considering how you took that line of wording so naturally proves you fit in with all the insanitys around here. . .

Oh well sure, coffee is my specialty, a cup of joe coming on up, sit down and relax if you want

"I've written about so much of the insanity that's been going on lately that I've become somewhat used to it, haha." I sift through my bag, noticing that the enchanted doll was still there. "I knew I forgot about something," I mumble to myself as I take out my pen and notepad.

"Speaking of odd goings-on, I was told from a source that you'd be a good person to ask about the recent anomalies going on around here and elsewhere. Anything you'd like to tell me?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Say nothing about me, Kon...

My kind...well, the one I was when alive...has been hunted down by humanity...

That's why I lied those times I said I wasn't one of them...I didn't want to die...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Ignoring the ghost of sg to focus on opossum*

"I've written about so much of the insanity that's been going on lately that I've become somewhat used to it, haha." I sift through my bag, noticing that the enchanted doll was still there. "I knew I forgot about something," I mumble to myself as I take out my pen and notepad.

"Speaking of odd goings-on, I was told from a source that you'd be a good person to ask about the recent anomalies going on around here and elsewhere. Anything you'd like to tell me?"

Well. . . as you can see from my current state of household of currently, my whole damn life is an anomaly
*Swings head back and scoffs at my own statement*
Sigh. . .why must i always get in these. . . what do you want to know specifically?

 

[Substitution]

"I've written about so much of the insanity that's been going on lately that I've become somewhat used to it, haha." I sift through my bag, noticing that the enchanted doll was still there. "I knew I forgot about something," I mumble to myself as I take out my pen and notepad.

"Speaking of odd goings-on, I was told from a source that you'd be a good person to ask about the recent anomalies going on around here and elsewhere. Anything you'd like to tell me?"

[struggles to shift through his bag to avoid making a noise]

*squeak*

[...Ffffffff-]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

[struggles to shift through his bag to avoid making a noise]

*squeak*

[...Ffffffff-]

I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK!!!

 

[Opossum]

*Ignoring the ghost of sg to focus on opossum*

Well. . . as you can see from my current state of household of currently, my whole damn life is an anomaly
*Swings head back and scoffs at my own statement*
Sigh. . .why must i always get in these. . . what do you want to know specifically?

"Specifically, huh?"

I glance at the plush.

"It's a mix of things. The fire. The supposed paranormal activity. Inanimate objects gaining human-level sentience. That kind of thing, mainly. I was told you'd be a good person to contact. I hope I'm not waking up either you or the little girl by showing up this late at night."

 

[Substitution]

I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK!!!

[Shut up! I want to stay hidden.]

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"Specifically, huh?"

I glance at the plush.

"It's a mix of things. The fire. The supposed paranormal activity. Inanimate objects gaining human-level sentience. That kind of thing, mainly. I was told you'd be a good person to contact. I hope I'm not waking up either you or the little girl by showing up this late at night."

Well first off this is almost morning, so your good for me, just don't bother the brat, she doesn't do good when she gets bothered

And the fire. . . well i don't know much about it, my sister does since I'm on the belief she came from it. . . or caused it. . .

Paranormal activity probably came from the recent murder, which is also connected to your other statement, because, if you'll beileve me, my next door neighbor was killed by a sentient talking plush toy who escaped which my sister followed down to kill it to exact revenge and probably caused an unnecessary fire in the process of it.

That's the story, and pretty much a day in my average life

*hears a noise*

Hmm?

*Notice the sound came from the bag but not its movement*

Do you have some sort of squeaky toy in there?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

[Shut up! I want to stay hidden.]

You squeaked your way out of hiding already, toy!

 

[Substitution]

You squeaked your way out of hiding already, toy!

[Don't mock me! ]

 

[Opossum]

Well first off this is almost morning, so your good for me, just don't bother the brat, she doesn't do good when she gets bothered

And the fire. . . well i don't know much about it, my sister does since I'm on the belief she came from it. . . or caused it. . .

Paranormal activity probably came from the recent murder, which is also connected to your other statement, because, if you'll beileve me, my next door neighbor was killed by a sentient talking plush toy who escaped which my sister followed down to kill it to exact revenge and probably caused an unnecessary fire in the process of it.

That's the story, and pretty much a day in my average life

*hears a noise*

Hmm?

*Notice the sound came from the bag but not its movement*

Do you have some sort of squeaky toy in there?

"Your sister, huh? Is there any way I can get into contact with her?" I take a sip of coffee.

"I will say, though, that your story is interesting. This talking plush wouldn't happen to look like a, umm, stubby greenish dinosaur, would it?"

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"Your sister, huh? Is there any way I can get into contact with her?" I take a sip of coffee.

"I will say, though, that your story is interesting. This talking plush wouldn't happen to look like a, umm, stubby greenish dinosaur, would it?"

You'll have to wait till she wakes up, shes unresponsive while sleeping. . . and if you try to force her awake it'll be a bit disturbing

*Sighs on the statement downing his drink*

Probably be best to wait till she wakes up.

And fantastic story huh? Who wants a normal life, one where everything makes sense, or you could go around the block without chaos folding upon itself, not me. . .

*Another sigh while getting another drink*

And ya, short, stubby, stumbles a lot, squeaks, acts superior despite its size, thats pretty much the killer plush toy. . .

*Sips the new found drink*

why you ask?

 

[Substitution]

[Ah yes, said victim being a murderous vampire! Or did we forget that bit?]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Do we really need to spell it out for you, Kon?!

How could he give a suspiciously accurate description AND why does he have a squeaky thing in his bag?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Do we really need to spell it out for you, Kon?!

How could he give a suspiciously accurate description AND why does he have a squeaky thing in his bag?

*While getting up to refill the coffee kon whispers*
Do you think I'm that clueless? I'm just waiting for him to bring it out so i don't have to dig through his personal business to avoid trouble

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*While getting up to refill the coffe kon whispers*
Do you think I'm that clueless? I'm just waiting for him to bring it out so i don't have to dig through his personal business to avoid trouble

Wouldn't be the first time I saw a dumb dog XD

But seriously though...good thinking!

 

[Substitution]

Ah yes, because heaven forbid I think a freaking vampire could be dangerous.

*rolls out of the bag and on to the floor*
Yes, truly I'm the bad guy here.

Also, be quieter next time. A deaf man could hear you from a mile away.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*grabs and holds the toy with an iron grip*

Thanks for making things easier mvg, doesn't matter how dangerous the victim was, unaccepted murder is still murder

*Locks mvg up in the closet*

"Ahem" so. . . where were we Opossum

 

[Substitution]

*grabs and holds the toy with an iron grip*

Thanks for making things easier mvg, doesn't matter how dangerous the victim was, unaccepted murder is still murder

*Locks mvg up in the closet*

...
...
...
*squeaks incessantly*

 

[Substitution]

Ignore me will ya?! Well fine! Fine... When the world blows up and Uni is to blame, don't come crying to me!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Ignore me will ya?! Well fine! Fine... When the world blows up and Uni is to blame, don't come crying to me!

You got a city block blown up. . . granted i still don't know what happened but I'm 90% certain you were the reason why it happened

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ignore me will ya?! Well fine! Fine... When the world blows up and Uni is to blame, don't come crying to me!

Always blame the guy with the fangs...

That is so racist...

 

[Substitution]

You got a city block blown up. . . granted i still don't know what happened but I'm 90% certain you were the reason why it happened

Because obviously I'd burn down a building for funsies.

Always blame the guy with the fangs...

That is so racist...

Yes, because it's not like you've raised hell before.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Because obviously I'd burn down a building for funsies.


Yes, because it's not like you've raised hell before.

I didn't say you were the one specifically, i just said you were the reason why it got burned down

 

[Substitution]

I didn't say you were the one specifically, i just said you were the reason why it got burned down

How about you try having a psycho chase you down with the intent of murder and see how that goes.