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[Substitution]

[Whew. Thank God I decided to hide in the trash can outside.]

 

[Natz~]

awcrapawcrapawcrapawcrap... what do i do, what do i do?
*looks around in panic*
*notices something*

...oooooo.... *grabs the gasoline with a mischievous smile*

 

[Substitution]

[...Why are there police sirens? What is going on?]

[...Eh, probably nothing.]

awcrapawcrapawcrapawcrap... what do i do, what do i do?
*looks around in panic*
*notices something*

...oooooo.... *grabs the gasoline with a mischievous smile*

Ma'am, if you don't come out, we will shoot.

 

[Natz~]

[...Why are there police sirens? What is going on?]

[...Eh, probably nothing.]


Ma'am, if you don't come out, we will shoot.

*while the police shouts demands outside katt was busy douseing the whole store in gasoline*

*she then headed to the back door, and stuck a lighter down*
*she ran and threw the open lit lighter as far as she could in the gasoline building*

 

[Substitution]

*while the police shouts demands outside katt was busy douseing the whole store in gasoline*

*she then headed to the back door, and stuck a lighter down*
*she ran and threw the open lit lighter as far as she could in the gasoline building*

Quickly, to the other side!
*rushes to the back of the building*
...
*surrounds Luma at gunpoint*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Well. . . I'm glad i won't have to take care of that anymore
*He said while coming agreement with Omar_25 to give him double his rate to clean up both rooms*

Well then i guess its just time to figure out what to do wi- muh?

*my corpse is conveniently near the page that Sub took from my book*

*Notices the page and picks it up*
Huh whats this. . . oh its that note mvg showed me
*Tries to read it*
. . . urg. . . what. . . is this. . .?

 

[Natz~]

Quickly, to the other side!
*rushes to the back of the building*
...
*surrounds Luma at gunpoint*

Police: YOUR HANDS, UP NOW!
Katt:... fine... fine... *raises hands*

*police then proceded to cuff katt, but all she did was smirk at the police makeing them wiry*

*while this was happening the fire inside the store has grown larger, and was traveling down to the generator used to power the store*

*and the moment her hands were about to be tied, the fire reach the generator with explosive results, exploding the whole store aflame, the officers shocked and surprised took a moment off of katt and the moment they looked back katt was replaced with a block of wood with a funny face, gone completely*

 

[Substitution]

...*sigh* Put a bounty on her head. I want her dead or alive.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Notices the page and picks it up*
Huh whats this. . . oh its that note mvg showed me
*Tries to read it*
. . . urg. . . what. . . is this. . .?

bring...back...

 

[Natz~]

*comes back through the apartment through the window*

hiya konnie~

 

[LoneKonWolf]

bring...back...

Hmm. . . what . . . was that-

*comes back through the apartment through the window*

hiya konnie~

*Startled a bit by katt's unexpected entrance*
Oh hey. . .
*Notices the smoke out the window*
. . . please tell me thats just a bonfire from the neighborhood riot and wasn't made by you. . .

 

[Omar_25]

LoneKonWolf

Name's Omar, didn't ya see my name tag?

*Points to name tag covered with doodles of unicorns and rainbows*

Anyways, I'm guessin' you need me to clean up that body over there? Well you're in luck, that just happens to be one of my specialties!

*Picks up mop and walks over to dead body*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hmm. . . what . . . was that-

read...

 

[Substitution]

[Am I dead yet?]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

save me...kon....

 

[Opossum]

- Passing by the scene, Opossum takes notice. -

*I pull out a notepad and pen and start to write*

"This one seems like it'll make for a good story."

 

[Substitution]

Hey! Hey! You there! Buddy!
Have you seen a psychotic little girl anywhere? Like... This high? And a bit of a brat?

 

[Opossum]

Hey! Hey! You there! Buddy!

Have you seen a psychotic little girl anywhere? Like... This high? And a bit of a brat?

*I notice a talking plush toy among the ongoing chaos. For some reason I can't explain, it appears to be talking to me.*

"Ignoring the fact that you're talking for a moment. I'll assume it's a hidden microphone. Sadly, no, I've seen no such girl. Can I help you file a missing person's report? Or perhaps write a small piece for the paper?"

 

[Substitution]

*I notice a talking plush toy among the ongoing chaos. For some reason I can't explain, it appears to be talking to me.*

"Ignoring the fact that you're talking for a moment. I'll assume it's a hidden microphone. Sadly, no, I've seen no such girl. Can I help you file a missing person's report? Or perhaps write a small piece for the paper?"

Microphone? What're you talking abou-I mean look, I just need a place to hide for a while. She... kinda wants me dead.

 

[Opossum]

Microphone? What're talking abou-I mean look, I just need a place to hide for a while. She... kinda wants me dead.

"Wants you dead? That's a bit extreme. I could just put you on a higher shelf if you're that worried. I doubt she'd be able to reach."

- I toss the doll onto a higher shelf in the store. -

 

[Substitution]

"Wants you dead? That's a bit extreme. I could just put you on a higher shelf if you're that worried. I doubt she'd be able to reach."

- I toss the doll onto a higher shelf in the store. -

Y-yeah, she's kinda like that.
I-I mean... The, toy store being burned down... Yeah that was her one hundred percent.

 

[Opossum]

Y-yeah, she's kinda like that.
I-I mean... The, toy store being burned down... Yeah that was her one hundred percent.

"On second thought, one of my buddies back at the office might like a talking doll. I think I'll take you with me," I say as I grab the doll and put it in a bag, heading for the office.

"Doubt you'll see the little brat there anyway."

 

[Substitution]

"On second thought, one of my buddies back at the office might like a talking doll. I think I'll take you with me," I say as I grab the doll and put it in a bag, heading for the office.

"Doubt you'll see the little brat there anyway."

Oh... Okay.
If you want to know more about them though... Just go to here...
*writes down a note containing the address to LoneKonWolf 's and Natz~ 's apartment*
They'll know more about this than me. Just... please for the love of God don't tell them I sent you.

 

[Opossum]

Oh... Okay.
If you want to know more about them though... Just go to here...
*writes down a note containing the address to LoneKonWolf 's and Natz~ 's apartment*
They'll know more about this than me. Just... please for the love of God don't tell them I sent you.

"I'd sooner lose my press pass for good," I said. "Consider it off the record."

[Hmm...this really could make for a compelling story. I'll head over to that Lone guy's place and ask him a few questions to strengthen the story.]

*I get on the nearest bus and head for the first address listed.*

 

[Substitution]

(Gotta go. Sleep and all.

On a side note Opossum is it okay if you could make a character about yourself when you can? It'll help a lot.)

 

[Opossum]

((Sounds good.

Opossum - Intrepid journalist of the Smashing Times. While he tends to be quiet and to himself in public, he's by no means standoffish. He enjoys getting a good story (it helps pay rent, after all) and making it known. Unlike many other intrepid reporters, though, he's by no means hot-headed, and can easily keep his cool. He has a sense of integrity and honor with each story he writes.

We'll work with that for now.))

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[LoneKonWolf]

*Notices that the flames across town are dying but smoke enlarges*

So. . . katt are you going to-

*notices that Natz~ has passed out on her bed already*

Oh. Great. Perfect, i just love to deal with unexplained town disasters on my own, thanks.

LoneKonWolf

Name's Omar, didn't ya see my name tag?

*Points to name tag covered with doodles of unicorns and rainbows*

Anyways, I'm guessin' you need me to clean up that body over there? Well you're in luck, that just happens to be one of my specialties!

*Picks up mop and walks over to dead body*

Er. . . leave the body. . . or at least clean it last please, bringing back our friend is a priority, so we would like the opportunity to do so.

Anyway I'll leave you to your work

*Kon leaves letting the man do his best when suddenly*

read...

Read. . . i just heard read. . . great, perfect I'm going freaking insane in this madman monstrosity of a world that is planning to take me too. So much for the faith of the world. . .

*Looks at the note*

And i still can't read this thing. . .

save me...kon....

Enough with the voices of the beyond for one day please, I'm going to go sleep. . .

*Collapses on bed after an exhilarating day*

(Welcome to our little bred of whatever you would call this opossum)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*his corpse is still on the ground...maybe dead...or maybe Sub was too weak and the stake simply removed his ability to move, feel and see. For him though, the two are more or less the same*

 

[Opossum]

*Arrives at the door of the apartment of LoneKonWolf and knocks.*

"I sure hope they answer..." I say as I gaze at the listed address, confirming I was at my destination.

 

[Substitution]

*peeks out of the bag*
...
*realizes that Opossum never dropped him off at the office and is at Kon's house*
[No... No... NO!]
*screams internally*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kon...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Alarm clock blazes about*
*proceeds to try to smash the clock as hard as possible to shut it up, only to just tip it over turning it off*
*Slowly gets up out of bed, groggy*

Argh. . . ug. . . *rubs eyes*

*Notices the dead body in the living room*

. . . oh ya. . . sg died yesterday. . .

*Starts to make the morning coffee*

(Whoops. . . accidentally pressed post to soon)

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Kon...

. . . oh. . . great the voices are back, most be short on madmen to whisper to. . .

*Door bell rings*

Hmm?

*Comes to the door to answer it, revealing Opossum to be there*

Uh. . . hello?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kon...can you hear me?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

(Putting aside the opossum arc till he responds)

Kon...can you hear me?

Go away delusions, don't you have some homeless person to convince that his dog is trying to murder his neighborhood . . .

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Go away delusions, don't you have some homeless person to convince that his dog is trying to murder his neighborhood . . .

Kon...you don't recognize me?

It's me...idiot...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Kon...you don't recognize me?

It's me...idiot...

Ah yes my own inner conscience disguised as an outward deity of a voice just so i have an excuse for not going mad.

I refuse to believe this all, even though i have literally been talking. . .to. . .myself. . . all this time

Oh great. Theres goes the last sane man in the world, were doomed

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ah yes my own inner conscience disguised as an outward deity of a voice just so i have an excuse for not going mad.

I refuse to believe this all, even though i have literally been talking. . .to. . .myself. . . all this time

Oh great. Theres goes the last sane man in the world, were doomed

No...it's me...
The man you call sg...it's me...well...the spirit of him, at least...

 

[Substitution]

[If they don't hear me, I'll be fine... If they don't hear me, I'll be fine...]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Trust me, Kon...read the page...and do what it says...