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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'm tired of being dead...that's all...

 

[Substitution]

[And I can't do anything about it. Why not ask Luma?]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

She's nice and all but...I don't think she can do it...

 

[Substitution]

[Why not? Just go ask her.]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

She's...well, she's Katt...

 

[Substitution]

[Do you want to remain dead?]

 

[Natz~]

*eats popcorn from watching this interesting discussion*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Look, plushie, she may be a close friend, but there's a few things I can't trust her for...including resurrection...

 

[Substitution]

[...How is she reading my thoughts-never mind. Look Uni just ask her.]

 

[Natz~]

i'm reading the little thought bubbles... ya know that pop out of your head

*points to a little cloud like bubble thats steaming from plushies head*

 

[Substitution]

[...Huh. Guess I never noticed it. ...How long has it been there?]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

If she knew about it, she'd probably amuse herself and kill thise she cares about, only to bring them back...

 

[Natz~]

for about an hour and a half now

*continues to much on popcorn*

 

[Substitution]

[...You frighten me sometimes you know that?]

If she knew about it, she'd probably amuse herself and kill thise she cares about, only to bring them back...

[Fine hold up...

Natz~ , can you revive Uni?]

 

[Natz~]

how do i frighten you what?

[...You frighten me sometimes you know that?]


[Fine hold up...

Natz~ , can you revive Uni?]

sure

what i gotta do?

 

[Substitution]

sure

what i gotta do?

[Well there's that magical piece of paper over there that'll tell you what to do.]

 

[Natz~]

[Well there's that magical piece of paper over there that'll tell you what to do.]

*picks up the note from uni's corpse*

... it looks like a child's drawling...

 

[Substitution]

*picks up the note from uni's corpse*

... it looks like a child's drawling...

[Yes, it does... But it contains the way to revive him and that's all that matters.]

 

[Natz~]

[Yes, it does... But it contains the way to revive him and that's all that matters.]

*reads the note*

... so i revive him but muttering gibberish, throwing his body... off... a roof? then... drown it... in grape juice... and... put it in a circle...box thing... then chant... something about pokemon... and poke it... with something that looks sharp... then he just gets up?

is that what it says?

 

[Substitution]

*reads the note*

... so i revive him but muttering gibberish, throwing his body... off... a roof? then... drown it... in grape juice... and... put it in a circle...box thing... then chant... something about pokemon... and poke it... with something that looks sharp... then he just gets up?

is that what it says?

[...Yeah sure. Let's go with that.]

 

[Natz~]

Okay!

hey The Stoopid Unikorn are you ready to be resurrected?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Uh-huh.

 

[Natz~]

Uh-huh.

okay! time to go throw your body off the roof into a pool of grape juice while saying completely random things!
*grabs uni's hand, dragging it out the door and up the staircase without any regard to the body's own condition*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Why care about a friend's body? It's DEAD!!!

 

[Natz~]

i'm not caring though...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well...as long as the results are good, I'm not gonna question the methods...

 

[Natz~]

*almost to the roof*

well OF COURSE the methods are sound... it involves grape juice! what could be more convincing than that

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Good point...

 

[Natz~]

*reaches the roof*

OKAY! then... check to see if the pool of grape juice is there
*looks over the edge to see a convincingly placed pool of grape juice...that some how got there*

ah! perfect!

*ahem* okay then... *starts speaking completely random things that can not be conceived or understood by human minds*

*then proceeds to toss uni off the roof aim at the pool of grape juice*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yay! Grape juice!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

(let's just skip to the part where she finishes the revival thing because we all know that's what she'll do when she comes back in this thread)

*opens his eyes...wait! he can actually open his eyes?!* Oh my...Katt did it!

 

[Substitution]

*later, in an office*
So is this what a business looks like? I expected more angry bosses...

*squeak*

Dave? Dave you're here!

*hugs Dave*

At least I'm not alone.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well...wherever that Substitute is...he's lucky...

...

OH ****! THE PAGE! *runs back inside*

 

[Substitution]

Hmm? Dave? What's that with you?

*notices it's Uni's page*

...Oh. Wonderful.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*looks all over his apartment...and Kon's...and Katt's...nothing!*

[Oh...Subby, you're a slippery little snake...aren't you?]

 

[Substitution]

Well I might as well wait here 'till Opossum comes.

(Dave)
*squeaks*


Yes yes Dave, you can wait too.


(Dave)
*squeaks excitedly*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

[As soon as I find him...he'll be history!]

 

[Natz~]

*rushes down and body-slam hugs uni*

UNI!!!!!!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hey, Katt...

Been a while since I've seen a smile that big on your face...

*forgets about his lost page for a moment...being hugged feels SO GOOD after being brought back to life*

Well...I'm happy to see you too, my friend...

*hugs back*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So... *looks at Katt* I heard you tried to avenge me?

That's really nice of you!