Blackadder
Smash Master
Introduction N' a half rite?
Hey!
You dragged yourself over to my little shop of horrors then?
Great! You made a mistake! This story is THE BOMBZ.
You will love it, you will dance with it, and you will RELISH it.
...
...
I'm sorry, that was too much Ego.
Please come this way:
*Takes you on a long walk*
Why are ye here?
Okay, let me explain. *whispers*
This is a story I will be working on, IF, und only IF
it is successful. It's prolly best for those of you that
"Surreal" or "Zany" things.
What I be askin' of ya
*If you want to criticise, please, do so, but only constructively.
*I would love comments! Esspecialy tips, reviews, and ideas. (Or unideas)
*Rate the thread if you like. Honestly, please, if you do. (Whihc you wont)
*If you have ANY troubles with ANYTHING in this story, right a comment, or if you want to remain "Like a ninja!!" PM me. It's secretive, and fun.
Lets start punk
Also, this may have some things that offend some people. Note that, as this isn't always kiddy friendly.
One last thing, anything like a spelling error, grammatical error, or plot hole is often COMPLETLY intentional. It's just the way I roll.
I hope you all enjoy this, and without further ado:
^^^That looks funny. Lol at it.
Current chapters:
Chapter 1: "THE FIRST OF A BALLZILION MOAR"
Chapter 2: "Women have boobies"
Chapter 3: "Jimmy can crack corndogs"
Chapter 4: "I CHOOSE YOU, chuck norris."
Chapter 5: "May I have your attention please?"
Chapter 5.5: “Anyone with a name as deplorable as ‘Rapid_Assasin’ must be female”
Chapter 6: “I smell a Spaniard”
Chapter 7: “99 Luftballons”
Chapter 8: “Taking the piss from piss”
Chapter 8.5: “FILLER ALERT”
Chapter 9: “Now with 50% moar bite”
Chapter 10: “Zomg!!!!!one!!!!!111!!”
Chapter 11: “It’s war!”
Chapter 12: “Do the boogie oggie oggie!”
Chapter 13: “Chapter 12 sucked.”
Chapter 14: “Will pay for money”
Chapter 15: “I am the walrus!”
Chapter 16: “Land of Legomen”
Chapter 17: “Warn all your friends! Blackadder is bored!!”
Chapter 18: “Phil Collins has boobies. He is a WOAHMAN!”
Chapter 19: “If you can read this you’re literate”
Chapter 20: “Tommy the Class 56 German warfare Tank”
Chapter 21: “Back on air in 3…2…1…go! (Also knows as the mini chapter to kick start crap again)”
NUES!!
I would like a future chapter to include a "cameo write" frome one of the pro's on the site. Please PM me, or leave a comment on weather you think this is a good idea, or if you have a writer you would like to make there "cameo".
Now updates on a whenever I feel like it plan!
The incredibly strange (yet totally believable) Adventures of kip, swig, Jing, and Gary.[/B]
Hey!
You dragged yourself over to my little shop of horrors then?
Great! You made a mistake! This story is THE BOMBZ.
You will love it, you will dance with it, and you will RELISH it.
...
...
I'm sorry, that was too much Ego.
Please come this way:
*Takes you on a long walk*
Why are ye here?
Okay, let me explain. *whispers*
This is a story I will be working on, IF, und only IF
it is successful. It's prolly best for those of you that
"Surreal" or "Zany" things.
What I be askin' of ya
*If you want to criticise, please, do so, but only constructively.
*I would love comments! Esspecialy tips, reviews, and ideas. (Or unideas)
*Rate the thread if you like. Honestly, please, if you do. (Whihc you wont)
*If you have ANY troubles with ANYTHING in this story, right a comment, or if you want to remain "Like a ninja!!" PM me. It's secretive, and fun.
Lets start punk
Also, this may have some things that offend some people. Note that, as this isn't always kiddy friendly.
One last thing, anything like a spelling error, grammatical error, or plot hole is often COMPLETLY intentional. It's just the way I roll.
I hope you all enjoy this, and without further ado:
^^^That looks funny. Lol at it.
Current chapters:
Chapter 1: "THE FIRST OF A BALLZILION MOAR"
Chapter 2: "Women have boobies"
Chapter 3: "Jimmy can crack corndogs"
Chapter 4: "I CHOOSE YOU, chuck norris."
Chapter 5: "May I have your attention please?"
Chapter 5.5: “Anyone with a name as deplorable as ‘Rapid_Assasin’ must be female”
Chapter 6: “I smell a Spaniard”
Chapter 7: “99 Luftballons”
Chapter 8: “Taking the piss from piss”
Chapter 8.5: “FILLER ALERT”
Chapter 9: “Now with 50% moar bite”
Chapter 10: “Zomg!!!!!one!!!!!111!!”
Chapter 11: “It’s war!”
Chapter 12: “Do the boogie oggie oggie!”
Chapter 13: “Chapter 12 sucked.”
Chapter 14: “Will pay for money”
Chapter 15: “I am the walrus!”
Chapter 16: “Land of Legomen”
Chapter 17: “Warn all your friends! Blackadder is bored!!”
Chapter 18: “Phil Collins has boobies. He is a WOAHMAN!”
Chapter 19: “If you can read this you’re literate”
Chapter 20: “Tommy the Class 56 German warfare Tank”
Chapter 21: “Back on air in 3…2…1…go! (Also knows as the mini chapter to kick start crap again)”
NUES!!
Now updates on a whenever I feel like it plan!
The incredibly strange (yet totally believable) Adventures of kip, swig, Jing, and Gary.[/B]