The "how to beat jtb" thread

[JTB]

Haha, joe and kira are the best

 

[LuCKy]

lets play some intense *pride serious friendlys* matches with my falco vs ur puff lol

 

[Gimpyfish62]

i love socal

 

[Kira-]

Hey, you can laugh now but all this advice is high level material, I should charge money for this...LOL

lol @ that being high level material

more like, if you've never played the game before, learn to space, learn what to do out of grabs, learn how to not get *****

oh yeah and nairs are bad vs falcon.... why do you think you've never beaten psychomidget? lool

 

[The Greater Leon]

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[San Diego Reaper]

lol @ that being high level material

more like, if you've never played the game before, learn to space, learn what to do out of grabs, learn how to not get *****

oh yeah and nairs are bad vs falcon.... why do you think you've never beaten psychomidget? lool

Dude im not serious were just messing around.... its always third game last stock with cameron's falcon. I dont contribute my loss to bad play style, just bad DI when im getting comboed. (fyi, I have beaten psychomidget)

 

[MacD]

omg you know how many times i've lost to a falcon becuase i got 0-deathed on my 3rd stock, p, silent wolf, and cam all come to mind

idk what it is but i seem to have HORRIBLE di that stock

but SDR, who do you normally get to practice with when you're in SD

 

[Kouryuu]

dude Im Not Serious Were Just Messing Around....

is This The Part Where He Shows That He's Just Been "playing Along"?

This.

its Always Third Game Last Stock With Cameron's Falcon. I Dont Contribute My Loss To Bad Play Style, Just Bad Di When Im Getting Comboed. (fyi, I Have Beaten Psychomidget)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[The Greater Leon]

wins and losses

-p

 

[Kira-]

Dude im not serious were just messing around.... its always third game last stock with cameron's falcon. I dont contribute my loss to bad play style, just bad DI when im getting comboed. (fyi, I have beaten psychomidget)

1. cam couldn't care less about winning and losing, he's one of the rare smashers who just likes smash for what it is
2. how many times have you beaten him the first game and he beats you the next two? you wont understand this until you get used to playing a lot of noobs but losing the first match is not a big deal when you know you can win.
3. your win was on laggy tvs, when he went puff after not playing puff for like 3 months straight. but mostly, LAGGY TVs

nobody is ever serious online, the original post was all joke if you recall =D

 

[araknophobik]

wow this thread was great until sdr started trying to give advice
i want it closed before he ruins it anymore

or if a mod can delete his posts id prefer that

 

[The Greater Leon]

fabian lets team some time

 

[jopez4u]

leon, we should team sometime

 

[joeplicate]

dude, marths nair ***** falcon


you just get all up in their business, space it on their shield, then autocancel into another one (or whatever else you want)

if he tries to nair you with his feet, chop them up with your sword

it's a win-win

 

[pockyD]

i don't think you know what a win-win is

 

[ConnorTheKid]

it's a Nguyen-Nguyen

 

[Nasty_Nate]

^^ I lol'd

 

[The Greater Leon]

nuh goo yen?

 

[joeplicate]

i don't think you know what a win-win is

every time you do this to me, I'm going to call you out on being a dry old man

 

[ConnorTheKid]

it's a Nguyen-Nguyen

nuh goo yen?

Americanized pronunciation:

Nuh-win.

 

[pockyD]

i'm wetter than you can even begin to imagine

 

[joeplicate]

hahahaha alright


maybe it's just a product of being in socal for too long, the other day brian called me out on (an intentional) "your"

 

[SuperRad]

bo'****

that was not on purpose

 

[joeplicate]

yeah it definitely was lol

I would never get that wrong

 

[SuperRad]

mhmmm mhmm

 

[joeplicate]

you underestimate me

 

[SuperRad]

nah, i just know socal made you go soft

 

[joeplicate]

***** yous a ***** *****

 

[SuperRad]

just look at the facts
you went from hanging with Sheridan to kicking it with Oscar and Brendan

 

[The Greater Leon]

**** you ******

 

[ConnorTheKid]

blue names



blue blue blue

 

[MacD]

nah, i just know socal made you go soft

idk joe, he could be on to something

so cal's been telling me i've been meaner since i've been in nor cal

 

[Kira-]

joe is the most fun person to play seriouslies with

that one night at cam's house i was playing so good at one point
but i got ***** just as hard

it beat $1 MMing macd/connor/sometimes cam cause we ran out of matchups to do lol

 

[ConnorTheKid]

Dave, $1 MM my Marth with any of your spacies

 

[The Greater Leon]

Dave, $1 MM my Marth with either of your spacies

theres only 2

 

[joeplicate]

oh my god, that night at cameron's house I was playing god awful, I felt disgraced until I moved to the big tv and started getting off on oscar with my 2-day sheik

I do like my seriouslies, though
and I'll keep at em, no pu$$ing out

 

[Lovage]

against my week old falco? we were going even son, bringing up friendlies on smashboards is NOOB

 

[practice_mAn]

SDR what do you do against Falcon?

bwahahaha

muhahaha!!!

 

[bbb]

he loses

lol

 

[Lovage]

HAHAHAHAH i get it

get ***** cocky *****