The Holy Pwnerers - No longer an active crew.

[Inui]

The Holy Pwnerers​

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Captain: Inui (Central NJ)
Main: Sheik
Secondaries: Ganondorf, Peach, Marth, Fox, Captain Falcon, Kirby, Roy, Young Link

Captain: Lord Knight (Central NJ/Eastern PA)
Main: Marth
Secondaries: Ice Climbers, Peach, Fox, Sheik, Roy, Captain Falcon, Falco


Starters

Magus420 (Eastern PA)
Main: Jigglypuff
Secondaries: Ganondorf, Peach, Fox, Zelda, Captain Falcon, Falco, Marth

teh_spamerer (Central NJ)
Main: Falco
Secondaries: Fox, Captain Falcon, Link, Marth, Jigglypuff, Doctor Mario

Atomsk (Central NJ)
Main: Donkey Kong
Secondaries: Jigglypuff, Dr. Mario, Fox, Falco, Sheik, Captain Falcon


Alternates

Rigel (Central NJ)
Main: Marth
Secondary: Peach

Daryl (Central NJ)
Main: Captain Falcon
Secondaries: Fox, Marth, Pichu, Donkey Kong

Tom (Central NJ)
Main: Yoshi
Secondaries: Ness, Falco, worthless low tiers

Xeorogue (Central NJ)
Main: Sheik
Secondaries: None

Cradmazy Skag (Central NJ)
Main: Link
Secondaries: Samus

Vex514 (Central NJ)
Main: Fox
Secondaries: Link, Yoshi, Dr. Mario

Cracka (Central NJ)
Main: Sheik
Secondaries: Falco, Fox, Marth

Nazi (Central NJ)
Main: Dr. Mario
Secondaries: Marth, Fox, Link, Jigglypuff

Stel (Central PA)
Main: Dr. Mario
Secondaries: Young Link, Captain Falcon



Honourary Members

RyokoYaksa
Mew2King


The final roster is above. This was the crew at its largest and strongest before the end of Melee killed it.

 

[Kaiser-GL]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


that is all.

 

[Kaiser-GL]

hold on hold on... i cant stop laughing... ROOOOOOOOOOFLROFLRSROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL pwn noobs RLY hard ROOOOOOOFL *clenches stomach in pain* oh god... *wipes tear off of eye*

 

[Inui]

That's nice.

Can you take your bull**** elsewhere? I'm trying to have some fun with a game here.

 

[Magus420]

LK is such a crew slut

 

[Inui]

Yo, Magus.

We're gonna pwn Joker's crew with just our alternates.

Bring it, *****.

Jk jk, everyone besides the top three on that list pretty much can't win against anyone good.

But we're just having fun.

 

[McFox]

Kaiser, do me a favor and don't spam our forum. We like to keep it at least semi-intelligent around here, and posts like yours don't help anything.

 

[Magus420]

We're gonna pwn Joker's crew with just our alternates.

Bring it, *****.

TJD doesn't stand for Team Joker Day in case you didn't know >_>. Also, the worst of our team is better than your entire crew... ... ... Money match?

 

[Lord Knight]

FYI: I play with PimpTaxi before I play with you guys.

<< I have a blue name now. :D

 

[Inui]

TJD doesn't stand for Team Joker Day in case you didn't know >_>. Also, the worst of our team is better than your entire crew... ... ... Money match?

...I think you underestimate me too much, Magus, no matter how much I pretty much go even with you.

We'll play you.

Since it's about fun.

And that's ok, LK. PimpUigi told me that Pimp Taxi won't be crew battling any time soon, anyways.

 

[RyokoYaksa]

I started looking the other way when I read "no weaknesses."

 

[Inui]

I started looking the other way when I read "no weaknesses."

I'm just being arrogant on purpose. XD

I'm too aggressive and can be predictable.

 

[KitStel]

I'm just being arrogant on purpose. XD

I'm too aggressive and can be predictable.

Don't forget that you can be easily distracted by sexy Bishies. Let's not forget the Sesshomaru Incident of 2k3 now. You also have the tendancy to get distracted by Marth's azz mid match, unless you've broken that habit. XD

 

[Inui]

Nice to see you here, Stel.

We're gonna pwn everyone soooooooo haaaaaaaaarrrrrd!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YAAAAAAAAAAH! MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

 

[teh_spamerer]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YAAAAAAAAAAH! MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Jesus Christ Inui. Stop robbing ALL OF MY LINES!

TJD doesn't stand for Team Joker Day in case you didn't know >_>.

No wai!

 

[Inui]

Jesus Christ Inui. Stop robbing ALL OF MY LINES!

It's a good line that suits our crew.

 

[Redd]

All of you, mm me sometime. *pound*

 

[Inui]

All of you, mm me sometime. *pound*

 

[teh_spamerer]

 

[Redd]

ROFLLL, I officially love all of you, as Nigtmare says "In a straight and non-threatening way"
That just made my dady x34589734895734985 better *wipes tears*

GL at AS5 >_>

 

[KitStel]

Every member of the crew has unique Motto's. My infamous OOOH A BIRD. Let's not forget Vex's I don't Have a closet. ROFL. Beside, even if we do get pwn'd hard, we can have Cracka pay the other team to keep it quiet. Inadvertantly, we have only one weakness. Stairs. XD XD XD

 

[Inui]

ROFLLL, I officially love all of you, as Nigtmare says "In a straight and non-threatening way"
That just made my dady x34589734895734985 better *wipes tears*

GL at AS5 >_>

So our amazing skill and power strikes so much terror into the hearts of our foes that they break down into laughter? =O

Interesting.

 

[Kaiser-GL]

Let's all visit www.purepwnage.com, pose off of the people in the videos avaiable there, and take credit. Sounds like a plan! ^_^

 

[teh_spamerer]

Lol, Kaiser even knowing about Pure Pwnage surprises me.

 

[Kadiev]

Let's all visit www.purepwnage.com, pose off of the people in the videos avaiable there, and take credit. Sounds like a plan! ^_^

Was just going to say the same thing. Sorry Inui but you know im going to laugh at this. Just not because of you guys but the strength/weakness thing hahaha. I think THS had it on there site to made me laugh. ROFL. Magus if you need another person vs their crew tell me.

 

[Inui]

Let's all visit www.purepwnage.com, pose off of the people in the videos avaiable there, and take credit. Sounds like a plan! ^_^

^ Perfect example of a troll?

Edit: Taking this seriously = noob, Kadiev... XD

 

[Fleur de Lis]

Friendly crew moneymatch between Holy Pwnerers and Team Arlington.

5$ per person, and we won't even send in our nightmarish KM, Aho, or G-regulate. It'd be me and whoever else wants to be a part of it. I'm looking at Kaiser, Kirbstir, Rickr, Meep, Tope, or whoever else is around. lol.
Oh yeah, and if we win, you must pay regular homage to Team Arlington via Smashboards. We kind of work like an Empire. An Evil one.

 

[Eljin]

Sadaharu Inui you've probably played everyone from TJD, maybe everyone except me so don't think you guys pwn yet. I got some hot $h!t to show you and some new moves to show off.

Im coming back for spring break this weekend so holla at me when u want to get your @$$ beat homeboy.

 

[Eljin]

AND <3 Kadiev, ya join the crew for the crew battle home slice.

 

[Tope]

I want TA crew battle with Fleurs.

I think it should be Me, Fleurs, Kaiser, and RickR. That's pretty much the scrubs of TA right?

Note - Kaiser is only like 15, so of course he knows about that website.

 

[Inui]

Bring in KM and Aho. Doesn't matter. .__.

I do this for fun, and it's not serious at all.

Sadaharu Inui you've probably played everyone from TJD, maybe everyone except me so don't think you guys pwn yet. I got some hot $h!t to show you and some new moves to show off.

I came really close to beating Ninja in tourny, I play Ryoko and Magus a lot, and Joker a few times. I'd say they're all slightly better than me, but not by much. ^__^;

I look forward to playing you some day.

 

[Fleur de Lis]

Bring in KM and Aho. Doesn't matter. .__.

I do this for fun, and it's not serious at all.



I came really close to beating Ninja in tourny, I play Ryoko and Magus a lot, and Joker a few times. I'd say they're all slightly better than me, but not by much. ^__^;

I look forward to playing you some day.

It's still a MM, no matter what. So I mean, if you want KM and Aho to be a part of the MM, then that's fine. But in that case your only chance of winning is somehow physically harming KM and Aho. And Aho is a bug guy, with big muscles. So he'd probably literally just grab you and eat you alive. That's how he gets protein. Nubs.
So I'll assume you missed my "5$ MM" part, and it'll be me, kaiser, tope, and rickr vs. whoever you want from your crew.

 

[kirbstir]

booo rickr!

 

[Inui]

It's still a MM, no matter what. So I mean, if you want KM and Aho to be a part of the MM, then that's fine. But in that case your only chance of winning is somehow physically harming KM and Aho. And Aho is a bug guy, with big muscles. So he'd probably literally just grab you and eat you alive. That's how he gets protein. Nubs.
So I'll assume you missed my "5$ MM" part, and it'll be me, kaiser, tope, and rickr vs. whoever you want from your crew.

Nobody in my crew could beat any of you but Lord Knight or I, so the others would not put up any money.

Not interested, anyways.

I'd do it for fun, of course. Come to Palmer Inn Round 3 and we'll do it.

And I'm not worried about a Smasher physically harming me during a crew battle because my little brother is in the crew. .__. He's used to completely destroying people twice his size in fights. Too much martial arts... He scares me...

 

[Tope]

Fluers and Tope vs Inui and Lord Knight?

20$?

 

[Inui]

...I don't like doing money matches. x_x

And I don't have much of an idea of how you guys play.

If Lord Knight wants to do it, I will, I guess. =/

 

[hova]

how u gonna sound like a ***** in ur own thread? seriously, u made a thread just to show off ur 'amazing' new crew and now ur backing down from challenges.

it's only a couple of dollars and from what i've heard from u, you're pretty good at this game and TA ain't so hot

so step it up sahara, make it happen

do it, do it

 

[Lord Knight]

I'll do it.

EDIT: Or if you guys want, you can still get 4 TA guys vs me and Inui, since all our other members may not be ready to play people at your level - but me and Inui both get 10 stock and you guys get 5 each. . . I'd rather do an outright, real crew battle though.

And I don't have much of an idea of how you guys play.

Mindgames, son.

Note - Kaiser is only like 15, so of course he knows about that website.

I <3 this thread.

 

[Inui]

how u gonna sound like a ***** in ur own thread? seriously, u made a thread just to show off ur 'amazing' new crew and now ur backing down from challenges.

it's only a couple of dollars and from what i've heard from u, you're pretty good at this game and TA ain't so hot

so step it up sahara, make it happen

do it, do it

The fact that you take this seriously when I said several times not to is kind of sad.

Lord Knight and I are the only ones that are at the TA level of play in our crew. The rest of our crew is not that good...yet.

EDIT: Or if you guys want, you can still get 4 TA guys vs me and Inui, since all our other members may not be ready to play people at your level - but me and Inui both get 10 stock and you guys get 5 each. . . I'd rather do an outright, real crew battle though.

That could be done if we can't get Kashif and Derek to the TA level.

 

[Tope]

If Fluers and I both got 5 stock each.

And you two got 5 stock each.

That would be fun.