The Friendly Flaming Arena

[Teran]

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You ever wanted to develop your cussing skills?
You ever wanted to know how you crush a person's spirit so brutally and efficiently with just a few words, or an elaborate put down?

Well just like everything in life, it takes observation and practice. Come here and engage in a non hostile cuss fight environment. By throwing friendly flames around, you will hopefully learn the true art of crushing emotions, and become a more fulfilled human being.

Let the sin... begin!

 

[|RK|]

...Really, now?

You'd better just hope this doesn't get locked...

 

[Teran]

Like I give a f*** if it does, it's always worth a shot. Social experiments are always fun.

F***ing wannabe goody-two-shoes ***got.

 

[|RK|]

Dangit Teran! I don't know enough about you to attack you at the heart... brb...

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

INSANE CARZY GUY is out of his freakin mind and is a threat to our way of life. he is a delexic dumb*** wjo shouldn't post here butt at some kind of moron board.

No johns

P.S. I don't hate myself or anything

 

[|RK|]

Suicidal~
Suicidal~

Anyways, all I'm getting on Teran is two things; He's gay, he's a pedophile. Oh, and quite possibly a booze hound.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Suicidal~
Suicidal~

Anyways, all I'm getting on Teran is two things; He's gay, he's a pedophile. Oh, and quite possibly a booze hound.

I need to help my friend his goal is to be a jerk to me and everyone he cares about and hes pretty good

 

[:mad:]

I think it's pretty safe to say Joker's one of those gay little children, secretly admiring Teran.

Stupid ****.

 

[Scinn]

sum1 flame me plz XD

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

wtf say something stupid 1st.

Good idea Teran.

 

[|RK|]

I think it's pretty safe to say Joker's one of those gay little children, secretly admiring Teran.

Stupid ****.

Okay *** boy, we know you admire Teran, and secretly practice his ways, but we also know two things:

1. Teran is a dude
2. Teran is able to have children with you

What does that say, huh? No wonder your dog hates you and wants to kill you, you're just a stupid jerk.

 

[Scinn]

wtf say something stupid 1st.

kissing up to people got no one no where :D

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

RK you're so ****ing ugly Teran doesn't even wanna have children with you.

And that's saying something.

 

[|RK|]

Oh, jeez, someone get crappy out of this topic. I fear he will lead to overcentralization.

I can't have children with Teran cause I'm straight and I'm a guy.

On top of this, Teran doesn't love me 'cause I'm black.

 

[:mad:]

Okay *** boy, we know you admire Teran, and secretly practice his ways, but we also know two things:

1. Teran is a dude
2. Teran is able to have children with you

What does that say, huh? No wonder your dog hates you and wants to kill you, you're just a stupid jerk.

Doesn't matter, at the end of the day, I'll still be getting laid. You'll be cooped up inside with your overprotective parents. I'm half-expecting you to be bottled-fed and forced in bed by 8:00. Are you saying my dog wants to kill me because my hormones are raging? If Teran and I can't make babies, then we'll still go through the process. That makes me a jerk? My mom could come up with a better excuse than that.

I also have to call into question your reading my visitor messages. Are you seriously bored enough to read through my conversations?

 

[POKE40]

sum1 flame me plz XD

shut up! who in the world would want to flame you *****
XD

 

[|RK|]

(Nah, I was looking for stuff about Teran and noticed that, lol.)

You'll still be getting laid? You? Oh, you got cash like that, gotcha.

Second of all ******, look at the time =/= 8:00

You're a stupid jerk, period. That's why your dog wants to kill you.

Learn to read properly and actually think about what the other person is saying first.

 

[kr3wman]

This is a bad thread.

And some people really don't know how to flame/troll.

I mean, you can't just go into a thread and try to troll someone. You need experience.

And random '****' or '****' or '*******' in a thread like this isn't going to help.

 

[:mad:]

Yeah, I have cash like that. Teran was the one coming onto me, and I gladly consented. And I'm pretty postitive you've never had a girl in your life, you're practically a woman yourself. I honestly don't know why we're having this conversation, you're pretty bad at replying with anything worth making conversation about.

I'm a stupid jerk? Ouch, I felt that through the screen. Your insults are practically adorable, my little sister still says that to her preschool friends.

 

[|RK|]

And might I ask are you still with a girl? What's that...? No...?

If you could half hang onto a girl, you'd have something, but, you don't.

You see, the thing about me is... I AM adorable. I don't have to have a girlfriend to get all the girls, ya dig?

And ooh, I'm a woman?

*gasp* that isn't like, anything I've ever heard or said before!

 

[professor mgw]

And might I ask are you still with a girl? What's that...? No...?

If you could half hang onto a girl, you'd have something, but, you don't.

You see, the thing about me is... I AM adorable. I don't have to have a girlfriend to get all the girls, ya dig?

And ooh, I'm a woman?

*gasp* that isn't like, anything I've ever heard or said before!

plz stop talking little beef.

i fuked ya grandmother while she was doing cartwheels bit*h!

friendly flames are niccccccce.

 

[ndayday]

guys wer cen i ind sum brwl mathces i rly wanna fite someun an i thik my sklss r g00d nuf i bet the levl 9 cpu all the tim so com on u sisssys

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

RK's assuming ****.

When u assume you make an *** out of u and me. But mainly u.

Ur adorable?

Yeah, like a baby's bottom.

A baby baboon.

Just cuz u hug your mom, aunts, sisters, and cousins doesn't mean you get all the girls.

 

[:mad:]

I don't have a girlfriend? Wut? Since when? o_o

 

[|RK|]

You do? Well, not a problem. Not for long.

And SOLID? It just so happens that they have no relation to me whatsoever, so you're kinda assuming here.

Oh, and stop riding Straked's *****. I am quite sure it's unable to hold any of you on there.

 

[Melfice z]

cmon this is flaming for sport, not flaming like little queer's. -.-
troll harder chumps, troll harder :D

*edit* needs moar rap battles

 

[Deleted member]

I don't have a girlfriend? Wut? Since when? o_o

Ever since I ****ed her up. She needed more satisfaction from someone more experienced.

 

[Scinn]

Ever since I ****ed her up. She needed more satisfaction from someone more experienced.

oooooo imah writin that one down *writes down* *pushes godsmith* how does that make you feel? :D

 

[|RK|]

I noticed that the flames in this thread are far more serious... than expected...

The random people just come in and do silly flames... but between others... it truly is a war...

Straked... if you really are serious... and it seems you are... we can do this by VM...

 

[Darkslash]

The random people just come in and do silly flames... but between others... it truly is a war...

Yea, a war to see who gets to **** your mom first.

 

[BOB SAGET!]

So i heard STRAKED likes sucking **** everyday.

 

[Deleted member]

You heard correctly.

 

[finalark]

Ever hear those sounds coming from your Dad's room, Bob? It isn't your mum, it's Straked.

 

[bobson]

You guys really suck at this.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Ever hear those sounds coming from your Dad's room, Bob? It isn't your mum, it's Straked.

Wow, Ark, you were actually listening in?

Edit: Oh, snap. Bobson! Here's an idea:

1) Take Brawl out of its case.

2) Whip out your junk.

3) Put junk into the doughnut-hole that is in the middle of the disk.

4) ???

5) Profit.

There you go. Or you can always use the Melee disk in case you're...lacking in that department.

Smooth Criminal

 

[:mad:]

lololololol @ all these random people.
This thread is amazing.

 

[ndayday]

You're an amazing **** sucker.

 

[kr3wman]

Straked, we were kinda faking it.

You're the worse one here.

Now let the grownups play.

 

[Nysyarc]

f*** u nd ur grwn upz playn yo f*** sh** b**** litle i shud f*** u up u d*** u evr herd of a f***n persn beet pplz up wel iz gnna f*** beet u up u f*** d*** b**** f*** !!!1!!1!ONE!!ELEVEN!!1!



^^^ That is how one flames.

 

[:mad:]

Oh, I just laughed a bit myself. Every single person here except Bob is cool.