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The Food of the Gods

StealthyGunnar

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I walk into the Palace.

People are everywhere, waiting in line, sitting down. I am waiting in line.

The person ahead of me walks forward. Then, so do I. I can't help thinking to myself that the smell is potent, fresh, and it reminds me of what I love. The Line is shortening. Eventually, I have made it.

I order one chicken burrito with black beans, rice, cheese, corn, one scoop of medium salsa, three scoops of hot salsa, all wrapped in a large, warm tortilla, and a small drink.

I can't help but notice the employee has a reflectance to give me three whole scoops of hot sauce, but I just nod and smile. I walk towards the cash register and hand the cashier $8.01.

I grab my burrito. Then I grab the cup and fill it with Mellow Yellow. Then, I head to sit down.

I notice that everyone is looking at me. Sure I'm 15 years old, and I'm by myself but I don't care. I just sit down, and unwrap my Chipotle burrito and chow down.
 

Chronodiver Lokii

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...I think I might just get Chipotle for lunch now.
That just sounds so yummy.
Thanks for helping me decide what my lunch is xD
 

Kholdstare

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The best burritos I've ever had are the huge ones from Moe's. They're amazing.
 

highfive

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Tacos El Toro FTW.

The burritos are a foot long and are 5 bucks each. Any type of meat, condiments, and all for no extra charge.
 

HQ5

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Reading this just made me hungry.

Chipotle's hot salsa is pure win. 'Nuff said.
 

deepseadiva

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Team Qdoba, sorry.
Eww Peter. Go die.

Besides their shameful copy paste of Chipotle, Qdoba is down several degrees in terms of food quality, taste, and preparation. That place is awful.
 

Zajice

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I have had Chipotle like twice in my entire life and I don't remember if it was good.



Wow, I suck.
 

Sucumbio

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the food of the gods is Xiivi's bread, apparently

but 8.01 must be one hell of a burrito, or an expensive "small" drink....
 

Chronodiver Lokii

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So...today i convinced my dad to go buy me Chipotle.
...I was a happy camper <3
Cuz i never was allowed to get the chipotle i said i was gonna get yesterday >:
 
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