The EPIC War

[Iron Thorn]

Thank god you're here. Post your swamp-based troops around Black Glove and PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

Crocodiles live in swamps, amirite? KOBOLDS! Assume position!

 

[Darkslash]

Link is holding a Win Sword. Coincidentally that sword is a Darknuts

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Link is holding a Win Sword. Coincidentally that sword is a Darknuts

Your sword just got owned, destroying all Darknuts with swords. I also gain attack power for my fifth line of defense.

 

[Iron Thorn]

^ Ha! My Toon Link clones rally around their fallen comrade and spam spin attacks.

 

[The Black Glove]

The question is, which 2?

Ah. Touche.

ABILITY CARD: FOX NEWS- A reality show that weaken an opponent to fictional events.

The ONION SHIELD is down! ATTACK!

 

[Deleted member]

The only way to defeat Tyfighter is to fight fail with fail.

 

[MPH Deku]

Your sword just got owned, destroying all Darknuts with swords. I also gain attack power for my fifth line of defense.

Well, guess what. I took

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Your spin spam is no match for my...

Spin Kick Fail! Destroys your spam and 1/6 of the terrain.

 

[Darkslash]

Link and Saria make fun of Tyfighter because he is fail

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

The only way to defeat Tyfighter is to fight fail with fail.

You think you can out Fail me?
I counter with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6NwqFlctZY&feature=related
The title states that it has more fail, and from there, I cut your supplies of Bub's consessions in half!

 

[Darkslash]

Ohh yea?

Angry German Kid plays Superman 64

This is total fail

 

[The Black Glove]

Time for the power of...PLAID PIKMIN

ABILITY CARD: CULTURE- Plaid Pikmin gain a bonus to the power of thier Bagpipes.

Fear me!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Link and Saria make fun of Tyfighter because he is fail

I have the power of Navi, so I can make others go crazy. I'll start with...

 

[MPH Deku]

Why Does The King Of Fail Keep Ignoring Me?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

 

[The Black Glove]

Maybe you're too cool for him.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Ohh yea?

Angry German Kid plays Superman 64

This is total fail

Video game nerd has been done over 9000 times, in fact: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYDWMSRbAyE

 

[Darkslash]

I have the power of Navi, so I can make others go crazy. I'll start with...

Hmmm

This link is immune to Navi, mostly because he eats fairies.

 

[The Black Glove]

Wow. What a FAIL- OFF.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

I'm in Tyfighter's Army! TAKE THIS!!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Nice to see ya Sundace Kid, try to attack/defend with all kinds of fail pics, facepalm pics, and obscure interent references.

Hmmm

This link is immune to Navi, mostly because he eats fairies.

Taco monster eats Links, every kind. I move seven spaces, unleashing some fury on the Win Kingdom.
(go attack someone else, I want to take over the Win Kingdom, since it cesseaded from the AFAA)

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Fine then..who do I attack?

 

[The Black Glove]

Oh no. An underling. Whatever will I do?

*inserts a Black Pikmin into Monstir, causing him to turn to ash*

I wish I had a FAIL-sealing card, but that would be unfair.

 

[Deleted member]

One more attempt use fail against fail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1f7eZ8cHpM

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

The Sundance Kid, we are attacking the Win Kingdom (Feocart's army). Also, if we're attacked, make sure to return fire.

Well, a FAIL-sealing would be useless, as fail moments will always refresh and start a-new. But, I'm sure you have more cards to use your Pikmin against armored Darknuts...

 

[The Black Glove]

Oh, of course, and I can always spawn new ungodly evil kinds of Pikmin. You've only seen 3.

 

[MPH Deku]

Okay guys. Feel free to invade each other and beat the ever-loving snot out of your enemies. I'll still accept newcomers of course. Just remember that no army, no matter how EPIC, is invincible. You have to fall back or even lose occassionally.

And quote.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

There's no other way to stop you, Tyfighter, and all that is fail.

Your soul is ours! The elite Nightmare look-alike vanguard charges ahead while in hypermode. Each one releases their devastating Critical Finish!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

One more attempt use fail against fail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1f7eZ8cHpM

You call that fail? This is fail:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si8UNVrn5vQ

He ruined one of the greatest songs known to man!

 

[The Black Glove]

Behind them come Green Pikmin, dropped on top of your forces by bubbled-up Pink Pikmin! Your troops are forced to vomit everything inside thier bodies!

 

[MPH Deku]

This is starting to not be fun. =/

 

[Darkslash]

This is win and defeats fail

OHH BOI DODONGOS!!!

 

[The Black Glove]

No kidding. Guys, it's one thing to have a fail-off, it's another to ignore every other post. If you want to have a massive fail-off, I'm sure you can make another thread for that. Not Sucumb to my mighty fighty Pikmin!

 

[Deleted member]

Solo=Tyfighter
The Wookie=TheSundanceKid

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

This is starting to not be fun. =/

Maybe.

It's obvious that the King of Fail was the biggest target, and threw this game out of proportion. As a last effort to do something epic, I will now open a vortex to the Fail Galaxy, where I will be chilling and recruiting others to invade a more interesting goal. Not the Win Kingdom or any other armies in this thread, but the General Brawl Discussion.

I'm going for some dinner (non-Youtube poop moment), I will take absence from this EPIC War, but will live on as the King of Fail. Enjoy the remaining battle. (Oh, and OP can still have my army listed, but file it as absent or in the Fail Galaxy, or something...

 

[The Black Glove]

Okay...so now what?

 

[MPH Deku]

......

*smacks Black Glove with his guitar*

 

[Deleted member]

Thread over, I guess.

 

[The Black Glove]

Better idea. An all-out war. Everbody against everybody with a clean slate. Any takers?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

*Attacks MPH's army again, just for the hell of it*

 

[Feocart]

I'm in.

BTW, what did I miss?