The EPIC War

[Darkslash]

Uh-oh...IN COMING CHEATS

QUICKLY RAISE YOUR HAX SHIELDS

 

[MPH Deku]

This game confuses me to no ends...

 

[Iron Thorn]

I sent my lupine valkyries out. Spears and eyebeams upon thy head, Tyfighter.

 

[The Black Glove]

Pikmin, second round! Air Fighters!

*chews up a pink Pikmin, then blows a bubble*

Now we just attach a green one here, and...

ATTACK!

 

[Darkslash]

Ohh great SEND IN THE MIGHTY WIND WAKER DARKNUTS!!!

 

[MPH Deku]

Now, for my first attack! (no, I'm not reffering to the AFAA)

I have now destroyed every soldier of front-line defense for the Win Kingdom, except for one.

Ah-HAH! You've activated Black Glove's trap card: Suprise Attack!

Spoiler

Yes, I know, bear with me here BG my homie

Now, secret Boo stealth squad, ATTACK HIS RANKS FROM THE REAR!
AND FROM THE FRONT!

 

[The Black Glove]

For any of you who may be confused, you basically try to use your troops to overpower the others.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Ah-HAH! You've activated Black Glove's trap card: Suprise Attack!

Spoiler

Yes, I know, bear with me here BG my homie

Now, secret Boo stealth squad, ATTACK HIS RANKS FROM THE REAR!
AND FROM THE FRONT!

Attacking from the rear eh?

A fresh supply of new soldiers have just arrived, and the dead ones have just taken up your land.

 

[MPH Deku]

Attacking from the rear eh?

A fresh supply of new soldiers have just arrived, and the dead ones have just taken up your land.

But it was SUPPOSED to be double entendre! T-T

 

[The Black Glove]

Huh? I didn't place a trap card there. I placed it over...*smirks* goodbye Fail Army

New Card: BOOM TRAP- Basically a landmine. Destroys all units in range of the detonation.

 

[Darkslash]

Hmm a design fail hmmm?

well meet my Not so Fail Iorn Knuckle

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Huh? I didn't place a trap card there. I placed it over...*smirks* goodbye Fail Army

New Card: BOOM TRAP- Basically a landmine. Destroys all units in range of the detonation.

You wish.

My Fail Army has taken to the skies, so your landmines are rendered useless.
Oh, and my planes left a little suprise for your troops, with exploding proportions...

 

[MPH Deku]

And I back up Darkslash with some redead

And some Lizardmen

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Oh dear Gawd! The Cowbell Crack Team has showed up a little late. But that's because they were harnessing souls for the upcoming battle.

Lizardmen, charge the other, weaker Lizardmen of MPH's! Nightmare look-alikes! Man the Soul Cannons! We're taking out those ****ed Fail planes!

ATTACK!!

 

[The Black Glove]

Sh*t.

ABILITY CARD: BUBBLE GUM BALLOON- Allows Pink pikmin to turn themselves into Bubblegum Bubbles and sail through the skies!

ABILITY CARD: ACID VOMIT- Increases the vomiting power of green pikmin, allowing it to even eat through steel.

Say goodbye to your engines, and your flying troops.

 

[Deleted member]

My Fail Army has taken to the skies, so your landmines are rendered useless.

This activates my trap card, appropriately called "It's a trap!" A Death Star looms over the horizon and starts blasting your planes. Owned.

 

[MPH Deku]

Woah, woah, wait, Boezy, who said we were enemies?!

At least wait untill the King of Fail is done with!

 

[The Black Glove]

Yeah, no kidding. He's joining us to take down the King of Fail

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Oh shoot. Lizardmen, make peace, and give them complimantary fried chicken. My apologies.

 

[Darkslash]

I just got a new unit. It has a sharp and big sword so it counts

AERALFOS!!!!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Fail planes are powered by fail, which isn't in the engine, but in the flyer himself.
I'll do a little more damage to the Win Kingdom

With epic fail kick, I've just unleashed 34 tebuchets against the Win Kingdom stronghold.

 

[The Black Glove]

0_0; Whoa.

ABILITY CARD: ONION SHIELD- Summons a Giant onion that protects a castle against enemy forces for the next three posts.

EDIT: Da*n it Feocart, protect your Kingdom!

 

[MPH Deku]

Through the power of Kentuky Fried Chicken, my Lizardmen have evolved into...

TUXEDO REXS!

 

[Darkslash]

Well turns out Hyrule is a win kingdom so i tell my Wind Waker Darknuts to defend it

They immune to fail as they are only weak to win

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Nightmares! Fall back! It seems the more he fails, the stronger he becomes.

There is only one thing to do - harness moar power by killing our greatest enemy...

*The Cowbell Crack Team has entered Hyper Mode*

 

[MPH Deku]

I place some of my Tuxedo Rexs in the moat, and a couple of Boos with the Darknuts.

The rest of my troops are deployed with...erm, whoever our main commander is. You know what, let's just all gather around Black Gloves.

 

[Darkslash]

Okay time to send out the Phantoms!

These guys are full of Win and thus are invincible.

 

[Feocart]

I don't need your help Darkslash, in fact, I'll destroy your Darknuts with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPP_PSo63MQ

My sights are on you, Darkslash. The King of Fail can wait.

 

[The Black Glove]

Be carefull not to touch my Green Pikmin. They'll make you heave.

ONION SHIELD has 2 Posts to go...

I play the TERRAIN CARD: SWAMP- As can be expected, changes the Terrain into a swamp, giving an edge to creatures who may live there.

*Hint, Hint Lizardmen and stuff*

 

[MPH Deku]

I don't need your help Darkslash, in fact, I'll destroy your Darknuts with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPP_PSo63MQ

My sights are on you, Darkslash. The King of Fail can wait.

A clever move....but I, Corporal Tyrannus, counter with THIS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlxDcALQ6g

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

The Cowbell Crack team has assembled behind the Fail Kingdom's forces without being noticed, all while avoiding the conflict between Feocart and Darkslash.

*still in Hyper Mode*

 

[Darkslash]

O rly?

He's looking at you

 

[MPH Deku]

I play the TERRAIN CARD: SWAMP- As can be expected, changes the Terrain into a swamp, giving an edge to creatures who may live there.

Awesome! Both Tuxedo Rexes and Redeads live in swamps, not to mention Pikmin.

Black Glove, you are a genius!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I'll destroy your Darknuts with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPP_PSo63MQ

Your specific attack triggered my trap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=787cJPYDDi4

With this 'fail' version, I am now protected from all internet references, so no SHOOP DA WOOP!

 

[Darkslash]

I UNLEASH THE GOLD DARKNUTS!!!11

 

[Iron Thorn]

Where is my assistance needed, gentlemen? I was too busying drawing, watching Youtube Poops, and eating dinner organizing my troops to fight.

 

[MPH Deku]

Where is my assistance needed, gentlemen? I was too busying drawing, watching Youtube Poops, and eating dinner organizing my troops to fight.

Thank god you're here. Post your swamp-based troops around Black Glove and PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Ignore this.

 

[The Black Glove]

You could get those two idiots to stop fighting each other...

Dangit! ONION SHIELD has one post left...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You could get those two idiots to stop fighting each other...

The question is, which 2?