Omegle conversation log
2009-10-14
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello, have you been saved yet?
Stranger: saved?
You: Indeed. With the upcoming year of 2012, judgment looms ever closer.
You: We have a brand new religion.
You: It preaches of hope, and love for humanity.
You: May I tell you about our religion?
Stranger: if you want
You: Alright.
You: Our religion believes in humanity and the human heart; as a result, our deity is a young girl.
You: We do not threaten with eternal suffering in flames, or reincarnation as a 'lower' being.
You: Because we want to be modern and "up-to-date", we have discarded age-old scriptures and taken a new approach.
You: Our religion's holy word is delivered to you in small, pleasurable installments of twenty minutes.
You: Are you interested in hearing more?
Stranger: sure
You: I'll continue then.
You: Because we believe in humanity, and that anything should be allowed to be questioned, our religion openly and actively encourages creative, engaging discussion about the religion.
You: New theories and propositions are considered many times, and seldom rejected.
You: Because of the modern part of our religion, not only do we deliver this holy word in installments of twenty minutes, new installments are periodically released to the public.
You: This to remind people of the spirit of our religion, and to remind us that humanity is to be enjoyed, and that live is meant to be lived to the fullest.
You: Contrary to most religions, we do not believe in forced practicioning of the religion.
You: Instead, practice is done on a "desire" basis.
You: That is to say, you practice the religion to as high an extent as you are comfortable with, while still enjoying all positive benefits.
You: To underline our affinity with the young generation, our religion is compatible with an active and engaging social life.
You: Have I interested you? May I provide you the name and holy word of our religion?
Stranger: I guess, what do you call it?
You: We call our religion Haruhism.
You: It is an import from the far east.
Stranger: oh
You: It is available in all local shops that deal with imported matters from the far east, or simply international material meant for education and enjoyment.
You: As we do, in fact, believe enjoyment is an important aspect of religion.
You: You may find our holy word under the title of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya".
You: May we assume you will take a look at our holy word?
Stranger: well,
Stranger: i'm a little confused
You: We are here to bring light in your confusion.
Stranger: why is it you want to tell everyone about it if you don't care if people follow it?
You: While we care that people follow it, the extent to which is not important for the religion.
You: Our aim is to enlighten the world, and make everyone understand the core message of our religion.
You: Which is to embrace your life and live it to the fullest, never letting go of your dreams.
You: We believe the positive message reaching other people is gratification in itself, after which further worship is not necessary; as long as you adhere to the positive message, our deity understands.
Stranger: so what are the basic things?
You: The basic things are to be confident in yourself, to love your life and live it to the best of your ability.
You: Devout believers may continue to collect additional scriptures and statues beyond those provided by the holy word.
You: It is, however, not mandatory.
Stranger: additional scriptures?
You: To further enlighten the masses, there are, beyond the installments of 20, pleasurable minutes, additional scriptures which may be purchased to reach a deeper understanding.
Stranger: so its for a profit
You: No, because all this material is available online as well, at no cost.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what does the money go to?
You: The money goes to foreign companies, in hopes to support their efforts in giving dreams and excitement to children everywhere.
You: We support local businesses.
Stranger: when you say this to people, do they usually just disconnect right away?
You: Normally, they do indeed.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you're a very fast typer
You: To avoid losing interest, yes.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: did you start it?
You: Attentivity to one another is an important part of our religion.
You: No, I was not at the head of this religion.
Stranger: oh
You: The head of this religion is Nagaru Tanigawa.
You: However, the head is not directly involved with each of the individual devouts, in line with our belief of free thinking and creative discussion.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: where did it start?
You: There is debate about that matter to this day.
You: We believe however that it started in Japan.
You: Hence why we claim our religion an import from there, as it originated from its founder's hands there.
Stranger: do you pray to a higher power?
You: No, we believe in ourselves, and such do not find prayer necessary.
You: However, because our deity is loving, She accepts it if you want to worship other deities beside her.
You: Her salvation is indiscriminatory and unconditional.
Stranger: what is a deity?
You: A deity is another name for god.
You: However, as we believe ours to be slightly different, we refer to her as a deity.
You: Her*
You: Pardon my disrespect.
Stranger: So you do pray to her?
You: Some of us may, indeed, pray to her, but in my honesty I do not.
You: Our beliefs and prayers are primarily in ourselves.
You: Or if not in ourselves, we believe in another, who believes in us.
You: Promoting self-confidence and love for oneself and another.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what do you think happens when you die?
You: When you die, your soul will be brought into Her care and given anew to another life.
You: Our deity is progressive, and believes there should be many worlds, and as such breathes new life into new worlds on a timely basis.
Stranger: where did they diety come from?
You: From the womb of her mother, and the hands of her creator.
Stranger: i dont understand
You: Our deity was born from a human female, because She willed it.
You: Likewise, She was born from the hands of Her creator, likewise because She willed it.
You: All happens as She wills it, so Her coming into this world was because of Her will.
Stranger: I dont understand
You: Our holy word is more indicative of this, I am afraid I lack the capacity to properly explain it.
Stranger: oh
You: Might I ask you to inform yourself of our holy word to better understand?
You: You may always decide to join our religion after reviewing our holy word.
You: We do not believe in "take my word for it", but promote possible believers to venture out for themselves and decide after reviewing what we believe in.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: what I really need is a friend :/
You: There are many friends among the believers.
Stranger: i'd be alone here
Stranger: no one else knows about it around here...
You: We will welcome you with open arms.
Stranger: but
Stranger: there is no one with that religion around here...
You: Well, we understand reluctance.
You: However, just by listening to this conversation, you will already be saved.
You: Our deity is loving, after all.
You: I do urge you to review our holy word at a later date, for even alone it can be enjoyed.
Stranger: but how is it if its a new religion
Stranger: there can be a god
Stranger: i mean, diety, or whatever?
You: Because our deity willed it that She exists, and by virtue of that She exists.
Stranger: thats so confusing
You: As I said, it is difficult to explain.
Stranger: how do you understand it?
You: THe holy word taught me, as it will teach you upon reviewing.
You: One of the few rules of the religion is that you do not give away everything; people need to discover some things for themselves, lest they spoil the experience.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: it doesn't sound to bad
You: It is an enlightening, loving religion.
You: Are you interested in it?
Stranger: i think so, but I'm not really sure
You: Alright. Please consider it at a later time if necessary.
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: Perhaps I can show you some of our holy word.
You: You may peruse our holy word at YouTube, which is supported by our religion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Fghifnoco
Stranger: i got a link to an anime
You: That is indeed our holy word.
Stranger: what???
Stranger: How?
You: That which you call 'an anime' is the ground foundation of our religion.
You: Delivered in pleasurable installments of twenty minutes.
Stranger: but its a tv show?
You: You might call it that.
Stranger: i don't understand...
Stranger: how is it teaching the religion?
You: Understanding comes with time.
You: By watching it, all will become clear.
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: I am afraid not.
Stranger: oh...
You: Have I interested you sufficiently now?
Stranger: i dont understand how watching a tv show is a religion
Stranger: because,its a show?
You: Understanding comes with viewing.
Stranger: but its a show?
You: The show is the groundfest of our religion, yes.
Stranger: but...what?
You: I do not understand?
Stranger: Isn't it just about people?
You: It is in fact about our deity.
Stranger: but didn't the show exist before the religion?
You: The 'show', also known as our holy word, and religion were born at the same time.
You: Because She willed it to be so.
Stranger: but didn't someone write the show?
You: Yes.
You: But only because of Her will.
You: All happens because She wills it to be so, without forcing us to act according Her will.
You: Her control is a subtle one, affecting only specific events.
Stranger: it seems really out there
Stranger: everything sounds good, except for the diety thing, it just seems like...
Stranger: well, i don't know
You: She recognised our wish for enjoyment, and someone to believe in.
You: Hence, She willed to exist, and She came forward to give us hope, beliefs, and love.
Stranger: how can you will to exist?
You: By wanting it strongly enough.
Stranger: but if she didnt exist how can she want to exist?
You: Her will to exist gave birth to that existance.
You: I cannot explain it.
You: It is simply so
Stranger: see, i would believe it if it wasn't for that
Stranger: i like the message
Stranger: but i think the diety brings in false hope...
You: Our deity heralds that if you want something enough, it is within reach.
You: We find this belief to be more enthralling and inviting than what some other religions claim.
You: Such as to resist human urges, to live a life of chastity or else be penanced with eternal suffering.
Stranger: but what if you dont want something?
You: Then you do not want something.
You: It is as simple as that.
Stranger: she doesn't do anything about it?
You: That anything is in reach does not dictate you need to have something you want to reach.
You: If you are fulfilled, She does not force you to seek more fulfillment.
Stranger: i mean, something that is there
Stranger: that you dont want there
You: If there is something that is against your desire, then you must eliminate it.
You: If there is something She does not will, She will create a new world, for all those things She wills to be.
You: That which She does not will to be will continue to exist in the old world, as her love extends even to that.
You: If there is something you do not want, then you will be given the fortitude, through encouragement by peers, friends, family, yes, even non-believers, all shall give you the fortitude to shoulder it.
Stranger: what if the something you dont want is someone that doesn't want you? if that makes sense?
You: As our religion promotes one to live life to the fullest, and hold mutual respect, such respect should help you shoulder the burden of sadness, as you may depend on others for support.
You: Our deity Herself lends on another for support.
Stranger: I don't believe in the deity, but I like the message
You: Even if you do not believe in Her, if you like Her message, She will love you.
Stranger: but it doesn't offer much comfort, because i don't believe in her...
You: I am sorry to hear that.
Stranger: i wish i could believe in something
Stranger: i think i'd be a lot happier
Stranger: but i just cannot wrap my head around it
You: Well, if you cannot believe in something.
You: Then believe in your friends.
You: They, in your stead, will believe in Her, or in you, whichever is most dear to their heart.
Stranger: even that is hard to do, everyone has evil in them...
You: Then believe in yourself.
Stranger: just before i started talking to you, one of my friends told me that they will be leaving in a few months and they wouldn't telll me where they were going
Stranger: everyone including me...
Stranger: has evil in them
Stranger: so i cant trust anyone, well i can, but only to a certain extent...
You: Then believe them as much as you can.
You: Such love is admirable of itself.
You: If you cannot find comfort in our religion, then I apologise deeply.
Stranger: you dont need to apologise
Stranger: its not your fault
You: But as we promote faith in humanity, is it not my duty to apologise if you cannot bear to do so?
Stranger: i don't know...
Stranger: its a good thought
Stranger: but
Stranger: i've lost faith in humanity a long time ago...
You: Then, please view our holy word.
You: If that cannot bring you salvation, take heart in that, even if you do not believe in our deity...
You: She does believe in you.
You: And She will save you.
Stranger: but i dont believe in her...
Stranger: so...
You: That is alright.
You: Because we believe in Her.
You: And She believes in you.
You: That is enough.
Stranger: but i dont believe she believes in me
Stranger: because i dont believe in her
Stranger: and i dont believe that something i dont believe in could believe in anyone
Stranger: i dont mean to disrespect you
Stranger: but it just doesn't make sense to me
You: That is alright.
You: But please listen to your own words.
You: You do not believe that something you do not believe in, can believe in anyone.
You: Holds that not true then for humanity?
You: Can humanity believe in you if you do not believe in it?
You: Can your friends believe in your goodness of heart if you do not believe in theirs?
Stranger: i dont expect humanity to believe in me
You: The first step is the hardest and comes from yourself.
Stranger: i'm just as bad as them...
You: That is why you should look towards the good in yourself.
Stranger: but that doesn't make the bad go away
You: Because the bad is part of you. And if you learn to live with it, anything is possible.
Stranger: anything is possible, i guess, but it isn't probable
You: It is as probable as you believe it is.
You: As long as you continue on and don't give up, everything is possible.
You: Because as soon as you give up, you concede that it is not possible for you.
Stranger: that isn't true, if i believed i could jump off a building and fly, i would fall right to the ground...
You: So as long as you don't give up, you do not have to concede it is impossible, and you will forever be possible to reach your dreams.
You: Our religion does not promote silliness. Any human is bound by the laws of physics.
You: Believe in realistic goals.
You: Believe in this life, and what you can accomplish.
You: Think not of what evil you can do, but what good you can spread.
You: The spiral power comes from your heart and your belief, and She is there to guide you, even if you do not believe She is.
Stranger: the diety just seems like silliness to me though =(
You: And that is alright.
You: Because we promote having your own opinion.
Stranger: i cannot believe in what i don't know, i can only say I know nothing for sure
You: And we promote challenging, thought-provoking thought.
You: Then, please view our holy word before coming to a conclusion.
You: It will surely lead you to a better understanding of our religion, Haruhism.
Stranger: but its a show?
Stranger: does it have a back story to it?
Stranger: or?
You: Everything has a backstory to it.
Stranger: if there wasn't a diety, i would become a part of it
Stranger: but then, it wouldn't be a religion
Stranger: just a mindset
You: Then if you think the message is positive, and the mindset is good, then that is alright.
You: If you are of the mindset, then we are glad, and She is happy.
Stranger: but the diety makes me lose hope in a way, and think the rest is just wishful thinking also...
You: Because we want humanity to be happy, and satisfied with themselves.
Stranger: so do I...
Stranger: but thats not happening anytime soon...
Stranger: there is to much :/
You: That is why you must believe in it.
You: If everyone believes in it, then we can come to an understanding and work towards it.
You: Tell you what, try it for a week.
You: Just tell yourself, "I believe in me. I believe in myself, and the goodness of myself, and the good in the world."
Stranger: i dont see how watching a show will teach me about the religion
You: Tell it yourself every day.
You: And watch the 'show', as you call our holy word.
You: Be inspired, and embrace yourself.
Stranger: it feels hopeless..
You: Then have hope!
You: Bring hope into this world, by having it yourself.
You: You won't ever know until you try.
You: The answer is obvious. If there isn't any hope, you must make it yourself.
Stranger: but then it is false hope...
You: All hope is real if you believe in it.
Stranger: in a way, i guess
You: Then, please watch our holy word.
You: Even if it does not convince you, it may amuse you.
You: And amusement is the first step towards a lighter heart.
You: And a light heart gives birth to hope.
Stranger: how does it teach about the religion?
You: Watch and understanding will come.
Stranger: no it wont
You: You cannot say that until you have tried it.
Stranger: i'll never really know for sure
You: You'll find out as you view, whether you agree with our beliefs or not.
Stranger: is it about her being a diety?
You: It so is.
You: But it is also about the core fundamentals of our beliefs.
Stranger: so in the show, what happens?
You: As I said, I cannot tell and spoil, lest I ruin the experience of enlightenment and enjoyment.
You: There is no harm in trying, is there?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i'd almost rather not think about it
You: I'm sorry to hear that.
You: Do you want me to stop trying to convince you?
You: We don't want to stuff our beliefs down people's throats, after all.
Stranger: no no, its okay, it just that
Stranger: if i cant find hope in it
Stranger: i'll be dwelling in it
You: Hope comes from your heart.
You: That is all I can say.
Stranger: thanks for trying
Stranger: you did make me feel a little better
You: I am glad to hear that.
You: Happiness to all is our goal.
You: If I have brought a little solace to you, then already I am satisfied.
Stranger: its just sad that I'll never be able to talk to you again
You: I'm sorry.
Stranger: its okay, I mean, I don't really know you anyway
You: I have to go now, but please remember at least the message I tried to tell you.
You: Goodbye now, and please consider what I've told you.
You have disconnected.
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