The Austin Smash 4 Thread - Weeklies are now at OOPLES!

[Zigsta]

I'll sneak in a small camera with Be Our Guest on it.
Insta-victory.

Silly Espy, that spine-chill-inducing song would only motivate my Nidoking even more to eat your Zangoose for breakfast.

Breakfast to go, that is.

On a side note, I think I'm going to start going Bowser more.

 

[Espy Rose]

In that case, I'll make the ultimate trollgoose.

Detect AND Protect.

.....

I should totally make one. The mindgames involved would be INCREDIBLE.

 

[theeboredone]

So have any of you Pokemon trainers ever used this pick up line?

"Are you a Pokemon? Cause I want to Peek-At-Chu"

 

[Zigsta]

Don't forget Endure, Espy.

 

[Espy Rose]

Nah. Swords Dance and Return.

However, that is also a true troll.

Unfortunately, sandstorms laugh at your petty ideas, Zig.

 

[Xyro77]

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=271174

Hobo24 is this weekend. if you plan on going please bring a full set-up.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

I hear Ganon's dash attack can eat through Protect. Any truth to that Espy?

Also, Zigs, there needs to be some kind of 1v1, fave on fave Pokemon tourney one day, if only for the lulz.

 

[Espy Rose]

Max10n, why did you even TRY to think that Ganon possibly couldn't eat through Protect?

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Well, I didn't know if it was legit or not. Anything can break through 'Goose's Protect. :D

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Even Golduck... D:

Get @ my Arcy.

 

[Espy Rose]

I break 'Goose's Protect the best.
inb4Feint.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

I should hope you're in before faint. Becomes illegal at that point.

inb4Furry.

 

[Espy Rose]

Feint *****. Learn2spell.
Also, you're too slow. Furry infected this thread a long time ago.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Wrong feint/faint. Looks like you fell for mine.

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You're too effin' slow.

 

[Espy Rose]

Who has the Zangoose at the end of the day?

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Arcy, in her teeth. Tigerdog takes Mongoose like Queen takes Rook. (Pokemon chess? Zigs: Market that shiz.)

Now stop trolling the Austin thread Espy. Come over tomorrow and we'll settle this like men. With a thumbwar.

 

[Espy Rose]

Thumbwar, you say?

Hmmm...challenge accepted.

Loser has to main Sagat/Nu/Meta Knight/MagnetoStormSentinel/Fox/Garchomp/Eddie for a week.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Loser mains top tier trash? Challenge accepted.

 

[Paw]

poor austin thread, once again ravaged by espy and maan.

 

[Espy Rose]

And you ruined it.

 

[Paw]

all part of the plan.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

**** it Paw, this is why you're not allowed out of the SA thread. You ruin everything. Now go to your room.

 

[Espy Rose]

You can also forget going to Sea World this weekend.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

And I'll be ****ed if I take you to Chuck E. Cheese again.

 

[Zigsta]

Guys, we definitely just got ***** by San Antonio.

In Austin-related news, I just got an email saying that Walt Disney Pictures is looking for a student rep for next school year. OMG, I am applying to that!!

I literally squealed with joy when I got the email.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Nah, just me and Espy. We have nothing better to do apparently.

Congratz though. How big of a pool of candidates are there?

 

[Espy Rose]

I'd think it'd be a good size.

Let's just hope Zigsta doesn't have to compete with living house furniture or talking animals.

 

[Zigsta]

I'm not sure how big the pool will be, but I'll have my cover letter and resume sent off tomorrow.

My cover letter will absolutely ooze with my love for Disney and animation. I'm not usually a very forward person, but I'm absolutely confident in my belief that there isn't a single person on this campus who can even come close to the passion in my cover letter.

I'll definitely post it on here once I'm done so everyone can read it. :D

 

[Sky Pirate]

But Zigsta can summon small animals when he sings. That's pretty ****ed magical.

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Don't actually ooze on the paper, Chris.

 

[Espy Rose]

I bet Zigsta wakes up singing every morning.

That's how he gets his nutritional breakfast value.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Gief gets it from wrestling bears.

But yeah, definitely show us Zigs. Gotta' turn that swag on, Disney style.

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Espy, Zigsta's so furry, and he doesn't even know it. lolololololol

 

[Espy Rose]

And Tager gets it from science.

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I know that. Ease him into it.

 

[Espy Rose]

Got 502'd. **** Smashboards.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

I'm pretty sure Nutrition and Science go hand in massive hand.

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Ease him into it how? I don't do anything the easy way. P.S.-Zigsta, don't highlight these.

 

[Espy Rose]

And the bear wrestling? Dessert, or something?

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Zigsta, Nidoking sucks. :D

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Wrestling itself is his dessert. The bears are the cherry on top.

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lol, whysoobvious Espy? Zigsta, seriously, stop highlighting these.

 

[Espy Rose]

A bit of genesic science and egg, please. Easy on the Disney. Oh, and can I have a bear to wrestle for dessert?

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Because he's not highlighting these. Relax.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Genesic Eggs and Ham was my favorite Dr. Suess book indeed.

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Cool then. Just as long as he's not onto us. He doesn't suspect a thing.

 

[Espy Rose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03lbwesCTB0

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We spring the trap at dawn.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Speaking of: lol@foxrape
(Fennec Foxes are legal in Texas by the way.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxHunY_LaZA&playnext_from=TL&videos=4Hq5VTrqz9I&feature=recentf

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Yes... tomorrow. You have the monkeys?

 

[Espy Rose]

Ha~!
Hilarious, I had JUST seen that video earlier this morning!

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I brought the tweezers and a match too