The Art of Ending a Conversation

[Gender Offender]

Have you ever been in an awkward situation
Talking to a stranger
When you just want to walk away?
Well do I have news for you!

To end a conversation is simple
And I tested it myself on Omegle
Where you talk to strangers:

"Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I like twilight"

It can prove effect in almost any situation
Unless your conversation partner
Is between the ages of 12-16
And likes Twilight.


(this is not to be taken seriously in any way shape or form
if you like twilight that is ok
i would just like to know opinions on my theory.)​

 

[StealthyGunnar]

While this technique may prove effective, I find your writing very annoying to read whilst it is hugging the left side of the Post Box.

 

[Gender Offender]

Actually it's the right side
But I was born and raised this way
And would dislike change​

 

[StealthyGunnar]

Actually it's the right side
But I was born and raised this way
And would dislike change​

I live in opposite land.

What I was actually trying to say was the your writing on the RIGHT side is NOT ANNOYING.

Still, I hate Twilight.

 

[DaisyBoo92]

Twilight whale, in my Smashboards?

 

[Gender Offender]

Oh my bad.​

 

[Mota]

Haha a 2010 member! Little sis of Chronodiver Lokii, I c

I like how you post, don't change it.

On-topic: This technique has its flaws, I'm sure some people would reply whether or not they liked Twilight or not.

Would you apply this technique IRL?

 

[Luigitoilet]

I feel awkward trying to read your posts OP even though i'm alone

 

[Tom]

ive been writing on the wrong side this whole time??

gat dam​

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Tested on omegle?!?!?!??!!?

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

I think she has applied it a few times. Probably. Knowing her...
Well, a lot of the people we go to school with LOVE twilight...
Hmmm...We should test this theory... :3

 

[victra♥]

lol this

thread is​

amazing.​

=D

 

[Pikaville]

Omegle is amazing.

I cant even begin to describe the fun you can have on that site and I definitely can't describe the stuff I've done.

Ok maybe just one,I pretended to be a woman from the Bronx and got a guy to cyber with me.After a bit I took it weird places and he followed along,too funny.

 

[Lythium]

This thread is full of win.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Omegle is hilarious. Who wants me to start an "Omegle Stories Thread"?

-Terywj

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Terywj....

....DO ITTTTTT!!!! XD

I want to read some silly Omegle shenanigans!!

 

[Ocho(*8*)]

Omegle is hilarious. Who wants me to start an "Omegle Stories Thread"?

-Terywj

this would be amazing.

I usually save my best conversations too.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Omegle is hilarious. Who wants me to start an "Omegle Stories Thread"?

-Terywj

I do. I love weird and funny Omegle convos.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=9257370#post9257370

The thread is posted, hehe.

-Terywj

 

[Gender Offender]

Haha a 2010 member! Little sis of Chronodiver Lokii, I c

I like how you post, don't change it.

On-topic: This technique has its flaws, I'm sure some people would reply whether or not they liked Twilight or not.

Would you apply this technique IRL?

Joined right after

Thanks bro

Yessireebob.​

 

[Pink Reaper]

Better way to end a conversation

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Better way to end a conversation

Those comics are gold, man.

-Terywj

 

[Pink Reaper]

Those comics are gold, man.

-Terywj

Nah, im not really into pokemon.

 

[BluePeachy100]

Pink Reaper was obviously referring to his sig.

 

[QUIVO]

This thread is too good lol. I approve.

Perhaps you should say you like nickelback too?

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Lady Gaga works better.

-Terywj

 

[Teran]

I'm pretty good at ending irl conversations too.

"Shut up and leave me alone." is pretty good.

 

[Jim Morrison]

why do people ask for age, sex and length?

 

[Teran]

L stands for location, unless that was intentional.

 

[E3_]

lol...funny topic

I end my conversation in person by sayin wateva, u aint bout nothin, i fell faint

on the phone...Ahh wait hold on....WHAT MA!!.........AWWW OKAY....SHE TRIPPIN, I GOTTA CALL U BACK

 

[The Drifter]

It's all in the art of saying it too. Say it in a creepy or ******** voice.

 

[NovaSmash]

why not just leave the conversation

 

[Terywj [태리]]

why not just leave the conversation

That's just leaving. It's better / more hilarious when the stranger leaves because you said something creepy like "I'm a rapist."

-Terywj

 

[E3_]

That's just leaving. It's better / more hilarious when the stranger leaves because you said something creepy like "I'm a rapist."

-Terywj

LOL, who wouldnt leave after you said that...LOL
If they dont, well thingz are really going to get ugly

 

[Terywj [태리]]

That's the point.

Their horror = our sheer joy.

-Terywj

 

[Pikaville]

Im still vouching for pretending to be a middle aged black woman for Brooklyn.

Its the funniest......to me.