The 4 word story!

[F1r3w0lf]

by their leader... *suspense*

 

[ranmaru]

Called "JigSaw". *suspense suspense*

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Then the Sakurai Clones...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

died. Meanwhile, JigSaw was...

 

[A1lion835]

Eating cake with mario

 

[F1r3w0lf]

but GLaDOS came and...

 

[A1lion835]

Ate all the cake

 

[F1r3w0lf]

now it's a lie.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Like it's always been. "

 

[A1lion835]

I reject those statements

 

[jigglyppuff8]

,"Said A1lion835. I exploded.

 

[A1lion835]

You make no sense

 

[jigglyppuff8]

So then our heroes...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

went to Wish Corruptor.

 

[A1lion835]

I killed you for

 

[ranmaru]

killing me," said Lohan.

 

[A1lion835]

Lohan jumped up and

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Fell in a huge

 

[F1r3w0lf]

pile of spaghetti, where

 

[DNFanatic]

he then ate the

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Octorocks. But King Harkinian...

 

[ranmaru]

Was weak to Light

 

[F1r3w0lf]

So Gannon brought lignt...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I Gannon Banned F1r3w0lf

 

[F1r3w0lf]

^Gannon-ban the idiots who made the CD-i games. They spelled his name like that in their enclosed instruction books. That's why I spelled Ganon like that. I know how it's actually spelled. (weirdly enough, Gannon is OK on Firefox's spell check. Ganon is not.)

Escaping the Ganon-Ban, I...

 

[A1lion835]

Get attacked by fox,

 

[F1r3w0lf]

But then Falco came...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

And wanted his bread.

 

[A1lion835]

It had been eaten,

 

[F1r3w0lf]

so Falco brought out...

 

[A1lion835]

Lots of hot sauce

 

[X Shinigami X]

And ate taco bell

 

[A1lion835]

pizza, which then became

 

[DtJ Jungle]

mush in his stomach

 

[X Shinigami X]

that he pooped out

 

[A1lion835]

In the form of

 

[Kazz@]

Ike's friend who stage

 

[A1lion835]

A surprise birthday party

 

[Kazz@]

That spiked everyone who

 

[F1r3w0lf]

tried to attack Ike.