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Taunts the Brawlers would NEVER have

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47drift

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Mario:
"Mama Luigi!? AHAHAHAHA!"
"Now I know how a meatball feels!"

Luigi:
"Mario, wherever you are... HEELLLP!!!!"
"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"
"You didn't swallow that key, didja?"
"It's the lift-off that got me!"
"Well, I didn't think it was so funny!"
"Or, is it the bagel?"

I could just keep going on and on with Luigi's.
 
Problem2

Problem2

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Popo: Hi, this is my sister Nana. We're married!
Mario: o_O

Peach: Peachy!
Mario: Mario!
Luigi: Luigi!
Pikachu: Do you like the sound of your own names or something?

Snake: Can't touch this! (begins dancing) Stop! HAMMER TIME!

Metaknight: It's time to P-A-R-T-WHY? Because I gotta!

Falco: This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees.
Fox: But it's over 9000!!!!
 
ComradeCanada

ComradeCanada

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For Snake:

AUX CALL

"You know, I hear it's amazing when the famous, stuffed, purple worm, in flap-jaw space, does a raw blink off of Hara-Kira ROCK! I NEED SCISSORS! 61!"
 
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Desruprot

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Bowser is about to do a slash and then Exor cut right into him fast hand quick, of course this would kill the bowser character and Exor would be attacking everyone...
 
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2.72

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Pichu: *damages itself*

Yes, I am aware that Pichu's not going to be in brawl unless the entire design team gets hit by a bus and replaced by a committee of drunken monkeys.

EDIT: actually, Pichu getting in would be way more surprising than pichu suiciding with a taunt, buses and drunken monkeys aside.
 
HaXer

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Wario: I am on the diet (then throw donuts for enemies)

Mario: (Take Somewhere sword and make suicide)

Link: Oh my god u chzeeted. (And take Grenade and throw it straight to enemy)
 
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CrenTIScO

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Mario: Throws down his hat; and with one hand in the air and the other hand on his crotch, shouts, "yeaaaHHHH MUTHAFUKA!!!!!"

Link: Can't do better than the "Excuuuuse me princess!" already suggested.

Donkey Kong: Scratches himself, and then sniffs his finger.

Kirby: Does a nazi march around the arena (Just imagine it)

Pokemon Trainer: Sends all 3 out, gets a furious look on his face, takes out a whip and starts ferociously beating all of them.

Zelda: A very quick flash to the audience.

Sonic: Jumps around, with arms flailing in the air, shouting, "Yay!!!!"

Bowser: Curls up and gives a big-eyed cute look to the audience.

Wario: Pulls a bunch of hamburgers on a big platter out of nowhere, looks at them, shrugs, and throws them away.

Yoshi: Gets evil faced, shows rows of razor sharp teeth, grabs a goomba and violently tears its head off, with goomba blood spurting everywhere, and yoshi gobbles it down with an evil grin on his face.

Ice Climbers: Pull out glocks and angrily shoot everywhere, then get into a knife fight with each other.

Peach: Pelvic thrust.

Pikachu: says, "Quack!"

Fox: Throws off his helmet and clothes, gets on all fours, and scampers around for a while in search of chickens.

Pit: Trades his arrows for dildos and shoots them around. (I don't know.)

Ike: Starts bawling like a little girl who lost her dolly. Ike never finds his dolly.

Lucas: Grins, and pulls out a post with Ness's head on the end of it.

Dedede: Takes the tray of hamburgers Wario threw out, shrugs, and throws them away.

Samus: Does the robot.

Zamus: Changes her clothes very quickly.

Snake: Sings "Mary had a little lamb" while giggling and rolling around on the floor.

Diddy: Takes off his Nintendo hat, and replaces it with a Microsoft one.

Metaknight: Takes off his mask and smiles sweetly.
 
smashbot226

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smashbot226 said:
Mario: Does repeated pelvis thrusts and every time he does so, a wiener shaped fireball shoots out.

Link: "That Ike is ruining my rep as pretty boy!"

Donkey Kong: Finds a tree and wipes his butt on it.

Kirby: Swallows an atomic bomb and... he explodes.

Pokemon Trainer: Makes his Pokemon jump up and down and he yells, "DO MAH DURTY WERKS!!!"

Zelda: Flips off the players and yells, "F**k you, Shiek users!"

Sonic: Jumps high into the air, and as he falls, he says, "This is how badly my games have been declining!"

Bowser: Eats a lollipop with gimpyfish's head on it.

Wario: HE turns around and charges a fart, yelling, 'I'M CHARGIN' MAH LAZUH!!!"

Yoshi: Jump on a random char and starts yelling, "HOW DOES IT FEEL, HUH?

Ice Climbers: Uses their wondertwin powers to make a samurai sword.

Peach: Gets kidnapped. Again.

Pikachu: Pulls out a gun and starts shooting people, all the while muttering intelligible gangster gibberish.

Fox: Spins his blaster around and he accidently shoots himself in the nuts.

Pit: Stands still and he cries, yelling, "WHY AM I IN ANIME FORM?!?"

Ike: Tries to run, but trips and falls on his sword.

Lucas: Lucas' eyes glow red and throws Ness' head at people.

Dedede: Yells, "I'M-A GONNA GET ME THAT KIR-BAH!"

Samus: Her laser arm transforms into a dildo and... :urg:

Zamus: /does a Matrix-esque slowmo dodge.

Snake: Hides inside his box until someone walks by, and he snaps their neck

Diddy: Takes off his Nintendo hat, and replaces it with a crown saying, "God Tier."

Metaknight: Says, "I'm Diddy Kong's bi**h."
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Just felt like quoting in my words...
 
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