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Substitution

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Please Sakurai does it again!


So, which one?
The joke about Cuccos, or how he can't speak?
Take your pick...


Oh the inconsistencies...


Kirby? You all right?
You don't look so good...
 
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The Curious Volnutt said:
50 shades of Smash?
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Porky finally opened his eyes. He only had two things on his mind: Why Ridley had jailed him, and who else was here? Then, he met with Amy Rose, who was crying. He muttered the words: "Gotta go fast". With a heavily wounded Porky Minch laying next to Ridley, Amy Rose, in a desperate attempt to escape Norfair and save her love, hit Ridley with her hammer. She grabbed the Pigmask general, running. Amy opened her eyes. She was in a hospital. She was bitten by Ridley as she hit him with her hammer, and she was just now healing. Porky was sitting right next to there with a smug expression. Porky's smug expression faded into sorrow as he noticed the bite again. He went back into his mech. "I'm gonna get Rid-" he was interrupted by Amy Rose's small, but cute smile. "I suppose I can stay." Later that night, Porky was sleeping on a bench as Amy was resting in the hospital bed. Suddenly, about 25 doctors came in and investigated the bite. "I hate dragons." Our lovers (Pokey and Amy) said. The bite from Ridley was finally healed. As Amy got into a wheelchair to get back home, Porky got out of the mech and pulled out a ring. Meanwhile, Shadow was running until he came upon something (or someone) beautiful. It couldn't be- it was- GENDERBENT SONIC! No, it was Princess Daisy! He blushed. Shadow grabbed his love, Daisy, and ran to see Amy and if she was alright- only to see Porky there. He was an old friend of Porky's, but at the same time, he realized the ring. He gasped. Porky wanted to talk to Amy alone, but more and more Starmen and Hedgehogs came up. Elise came up, holding Sonic's hand. Porky got embarresed and threw the ring back into his pocket. Porky got tired of being surrounded by people-and aliens and hedgehogs, oh my!- and he screamed words we love today: "YOU HAVE NO SWAG, NOW LEAVE... I don't mean it." Amy gasped. "Bad boy! teehee" The Pigmasks, Starmen, Hedgehogs, and others left. It was only between Porky and Amy, but Amy already had a ring that said... Not "husband n wife"; "BFFS"... Porky felt his heart crash to the ground. Amy was smiling, not noticing Porky's tears. "It's a best friend ring!" Amy barked. Porky didn't respond. "Err, Porkykins..." Porky got into the mech. He showed off his wedding ring. "I-I have a different o-one..." He stuttered. It was shining in the light with gold as the friendship ring felt soulless with pink sparkles. Porky used a machine to look into the future. "M-My child?!" He saw a small Hedgehog named Drake. He was Black, red, green. Amy was playing Candy Crush on her phone. "AMY!" Porky screamed. Meanwhile, Shadow and Daisy where dating at Pizza Hut, but then Silver came across... No... It can't be... KRYSTAL! He felt bl00d in his nose. Silver looked deeply into Krystal's eyes. "Oh... Hi, Silver..." Krystal said, blushing. "HAI HAWTIE" A random Space Pirate said. "Shut up, I wanna talk to Silvie..." She said. "AWW YEAH" Silver said. Shadow and Daisy were trying to kiss, but kept failing in the diner while Silver and Krystal were flirting in a cheap way. Suddenly, Porky and Amy bursted into the Pizza Hut. "WE ARE GETTIN' MERRIED!" Daisy and Shadow hugged, kissed, and kissed again several times, not paying attention to Porky and Amy. "Congrats!" Silver said, with Krystal texting Fox telling him about her new love. Shadow, Daisy and Krystal looked at Porky's machine. "Oh, sorry guys..." Porky said. "It's alright." Shadow said. "It's awesome!" At home, Shadow was organizing his... Uhh... Collection of Rosalina "love fanart". "The wedding is tomorrow, right?" He was talking to Amy on the phone. "Yes." The next day Daisy woke up. Her hair was all over the place. Shadow woke up, perfectly fine. Silver woke up, with messy quills. Krystal woke up, looking at her fur. They all wondered about Porky. Porky woke up. "TODAY'S THE BIG DAY!" The scream woke up Amy, who was next door. Amy stood up all night, looking at tips for how to tell a fat guy you love him. Porky, Amy, Shrek, Daisy, Shadow, Silver, Sonic, Elise, and many others came to the wedding. "Now, here comes the bride." Volbeat said, but then he noticed a dark purple winged draconic figure above. Ridley swooped down and hit his head on Shadows spikes. He flew off into space. Amy came down a red carpet with flowers and a dress. Volbeat looked over Porky in a tuxedo and Amy in a dress. "Let's begin" Porky Minch and Amy Rose finally kissed and drove home. It was beautiful. Nothing in life mattered anymore but love... Their fates twisted. THE END.
My IQ was dropping as I copy and pasted that.
 
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How does one make a pic of a text post? I want to use that format now instead of just posting the link.
 
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WaddleKing said:
Well that might have been my fault that he contacted you as i linked him to this thread when i found he's post on Miiverse.
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Mystery solved, it is. At least I found out that I am a funny comedian and what's wrong with miiverse.

Speaking of, I guess people from there are starting to find out about this thread.
 
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Tailisu10 said:
Mystery solved, it is. At least I found out that I am a funny comedian and what's wrong with miiverse.

Speaking of, I guess people from there are starting to find out about this thread.
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Eh, we can take 'em.
Besides, we could end up getting some nice people.
Dragomire said:
I just take a picture of it using Print Scrn and paste it into MS Paint.
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One can do that?
Hm, never knew that...
I'll have to try that now...

Edit: Couldn't figure it out. I'll try later.
So, for a consolation prize, I have this!
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzlXfRow
 
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BridgesWithTurtles said:
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Dragomire said:
Porky finally opened his eyes. He only had two things on his mind: Why Ridley had jailed him, and who else was here? Then, he met with Amy Rose, who was crying. He muttered the words: "Gotta go fast". With a heavily wounded Porky Minch laying next to Ridley, Amy Rose, in a desperate attempt to escape Norfair and save her love, hit Ridley with her hammer. She grabbed the Pigmask general, running. Amy opened her eyes. She was in a hospital. She was bitten by Ridley as she hit him with her hammer, and she was just now healing. Porky was sitting right next to there with a smug expression. Porky's smug expression faded into sorrow as he noticed the bite again. He went back into his mech. "I'm gonna get Rid-" he was interrupted by Amy Rose's small, but cute smile. "I suppose I can stay." Later that night, Porky was sleeping on a bench as Amy was resting in the hospital bed. Suddenly, about 25 doctors came in and investigated the bite. "I hate dragons." Our lovers (Pokey and Amy) said. The bite from Ridley was finally healed. As Amy got into a wheelchair to get back home, Porky got out of the mech and pulled out a ring. Meanwhile, Shadow was running until he came upon something (or someone) beautiful. It couldn't be- it was- GENDERBENT SONIC! No, it was Princess Daisy! He blushed. Shadow grabbed his love, Daisy, and ran to see Amy and if she was alright- only to see Porky there. He was an old friend of Porky's, but at the same time, he realized the ring. He gasped. Porky wanted to talk to Amy alone, but more and more Starmen and Hedgehogs came up. Elise came up, holding Sonic's hand. Porky got embarresed and threw the ring back into his pocket. Porky got tired of being surrounded by people-and aliens and hedgehogs, oh my!- and he screamed words we love today: "YOU HAVE NO SWAG, NOW LEAVE... I don't mean it." Amy gasped. "Bad boy! teehee" The Pigmasks, Starmen, Hedgehogs, and others left. It was only between Porky and Amy, but Amy already had a ring that said... Not "husband n wife"; "BFFS"... Porky felt his heart crash to the ground. Amy was smiling, not noticing Porky's tears. "It's a best friend ring!" Amy barked. Porky didn't respond. "Err, Porkykins..." Porky got into the mech. He showed off his wedding ring. "I-I have a different o-one..." He stuttered. It was shining in the light with gold as the friendship ring felt soulless with pink sparkles. Porky used a machine to look into the future. "M-My child?!" He saw a small Hedgehog named Drake. He was Black, red, green. Amy was playing Candy Crush on her phone. "AMY!" Porky screamed. Meanwhile, Shadow and Daisy where dating at Pizza Hut, but then Silver came across... No... It can't be... KRYSTAL! He felt bl00d in his nose. Silver looked deeply into Krystal's eyes. "Oh... Hi, Silver..." Krystal said, blushing. "HAI HAWTIE" A random Space Pirate said. "Shut up, I wanna talk to Silvie..." She said. "AWW YEAH" Silver said. Shadow and Daisy were trying to kiss, but kept failing in the diner while Silver and Krystal were flirting in a cheap way. Suddenly, Porky and Amy bursted into the Pizza Hut. "WE ARE GETTIN' MERRIED!" Daisy and Shadow hugged, kissed, and kissed again several times, not paying attention to Porky and Amy. "Congrats!" Silver said, with Krystal texting Fox telling him about her new love. Shadow, Daisy and Krystal looked at Porky's machine. "Oh, sorry guys..." Porky said. "It's alright." Shadow said. "It's awesome!" At home, Shadow was organizing his... Uhh... Collection of Rosalina "love fanart". "The wedding is tomorrow, right?" He was talking to Amy on the phone. "Yes." The next day Daisy woke up. Her hair was all over the place. Shadow woke up, perfectly fine. Silver woke up, with messy quills. Krystal woke up, looking at her fur. They all wondered about Porky. Porky woke up. "TODAY'S THE BIG DAY!" The scream woke up Amy, who was next door. Amy stood up all night, looking at tips for how to tell a fat guy you love him. Porky, Amy, Shrek, Daisy, Shadow, Silver, Sonic, Elise, and many others came to the wedding. "Now, here comes the bride." Volbeat said, but then he noticed a dark purple winged draconic figure above. Ridley swooped down and hit his head on Shadows spikes. He flew off into space. Amy came down a red carpet with flowers and a dress. Volbeat looked over Porky in a tuxedo and Amy in a dress. "Let's begin" Porky Minch and Amy Rose finally kissed and drove home. It was beautiful. Nothing in life mattered anymore but love... Their fates twisted. THE END.
My IQ was dropping as I copy and pasted that.
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The Curious Volnutt said:
Watch out Declan, I think that she wants to chain grab your beam sword:awesome:.
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Dragomire said:
Easy.
Go to Declan's wedding.
:awesome:
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Funny thing is, I'm not Declan.

Declan's my 9-year old brother who shares a Miiverse account with me (hence, AidanandDeclan being the Nintendo Network ID).

Looking at this girl's account, she seems to want to be the next Allan and Nicole. Found some dude on the New Leaf Community and has now claimed herself his girlfriend.

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Love is a ugly thing.

I'm also going to never stop using "EIDEIT" as an insult now.
 
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APC99 said:
Funny thing is, I'm not Declan.

Declan's my 9-year old brother who shares a Miiverse account with me (hence, AidanandDeclan being the Nintendo Network ID).

Looking at this girl's account, she seems to want to be the next Allan and Nicole. Found some dude on the New Leaf Community and has now claimed herself his girlfriend.

View attachment 10462

Love is a ugly thing.

I'm also going to never stop using "EIDEIT" as an insult now.
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Say, just keep her under the watchlist.
Could get some drama goin' on...
...
...Places everyone places! We've got a movie to shoot!
 
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Dragomire said:
Can I be the guy who is in between Shrek and Volbeat in the wedding scene?
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Holy mother of god.

It should be a double wedding!

Porky & Amy, Declan and Nikki!

My brother's reading over my shoulder, the little guy's a bit freaked out. Also, @ Substitution Substitution , he's bothering me to tell you Mudkip's his most wanted newcomer.

He's a strange little boy.
 
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Dragomire said:
Can I be the guy who is in between Shrek and Volbeat in the wedding scene?
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Who says you can't be Shrek?

APC99 said:
Holy mother of god.

It should be a double wedding!

Porky & Amy, Declan and Nikki!
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Somebody contact Curtdogg!
This will happen!

APC99 said:
My brother's reading over my shoulder, the little guy's a bit freaked out. Also, @ Substitution Substitution , he's bothering me to tell you Mudkip's his most wanted newcomer.

He's a strange little boy.
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Well I for one like him!
 
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MisterVideoGaming said:
Who says you can't be Shrek?


Somebody contact Curtdogg!
This will happen!


Well I for one like him!
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That's it, I'm working on my double feature: Allan and Nicole (feature-length), and then the short film before it, "Nikki".

Let's Kickstarter this film! WAHOO!
 
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MisterVideoGaming said:
Who says you can't be Shrek?


Somebody contact Curtdogg!
This will happen!


Well I for one like him!
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I want to be the chimera-Crocomire thing that kills the evil Alligatomire.
allimire.png

That, my friend, is Alligatomire. He screams and dissolves when put in water.
Batteries not included.
 
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Woah, my third account, GoodGuyCrocomire, just got banned for no reason. Great.
First my GroxCroc account, then GroxCroc2, and now GoodGuyCrocomire?!
*sighs* I'll just go move onto GroxCroc3...
 
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If I was one of the people behind the making of Project M I'd be flattered that they'd be that anal about even mentioning it on Miiverse.
 
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