https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNmwXreg
"porky tried to explain to amy that inter-species romance was a sin against his empire, but amy wouldn't have it, Amy in a desperate attempt to woo porky showed him her secret stash of pigmask bondage."
Why...
EDIT: Volbeat is making a fanfic called "Twisting Fates". Oh, boy...
He planned it here, and revealed the plot (which would soon be changed): https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNmnKX2A
He advertised it: https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoePKsJw https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNm41Nkw
Part 1: https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFKCOrA
Part 2: https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNmwXreg (Removed by admins)
Part 3:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnod2_OTw (She grabbed the Pigmask General and just left Porky for dead, I guess.)
Part 4:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFQxX2Q ('Nuff said.)
Part 5:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcPxpNw (This one made me turn off my computer)
Part 6:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcPxpNw (...Did we just switch into an alternate future where Ridley won?)
Part 7:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoeBj2OQ (At this point, I'm pretty sure he's just trying to get Sonamy and Ridley fans mad)
Part 8:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcU4HPw (Oh lord no)
Part 9:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNm1NkMQ (YUP, VOLBEAT IS TRYING TO TELL TWO LOVE STORIES IN ONE. This will be "good")
Part 10:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcaDBBg (I don't know what this is anymore)
Part 11:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcZH5LQ (Note to self: Volbeat counts Sonic 06 as canon.)
Part 12:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcaDCYg (How does one try to make an emotional story, but say "SWAG" in it?)
Part 13:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcil7IQ (Something tells me this is slightly based off of real life "just friends' arguments)
Part 14:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzchAJhA (If you read this entire thing, you'll notice that this is the 3rd time the plot randomly changed)
Part 15:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFgFGuw (At first he didn't explain everything, but now he's like Other M Samus and points out EVEYRTHING.)
Part 16 (what am I doing with my life):
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNnEioow (Two things: WHERE DID HE GET A TIME MACHINE AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION CANDY CRUSH?!)
Part 17:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcnuR4A (Three stories at once. Porky x Amy, Shadow x Daisy, and now, Silver x Krystal...)
Part 18:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoeWpRCg (Must... Resist... Urge... To... Do... Dramatic... Reading...)
Part 19:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFsEILw (Something tells me he just used the Silver x Krystal subplot because he couldn't find out how Porky and Amy would become lovers instead of friends)
Part 20:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNnN7T_Q (Apparently this guy likes Apple a lot.)
Part 21:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlNnLHQEg (An entire part dedicated to Porky's spider mecha being a distraction because he ran out of ideas)
Part 22:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoebITGg (Why does he keep a collection of that?)
Part 23:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFzcwKQog (No comment)
Part 24:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnoedLDiw ("How to tell a fat guy you love him". That's actually kind of funny in the wrong way.)
Part 25:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKloFvN2DQ (...Volbeat, why do you have a role in your own fanfic?)