![Mario :4mario: :4mario:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
In an attempt to continue keeping Toad out of Smash, Sakurai throws a dart at a board of random Mario characters.
It lands on Nabbit.
![Yoshi :4yoshi: :4yoshi:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Yoshi is Yoshi.
![Wario :4wario: :4wario:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Due to massive demand on the ballot, Waluigi make his miraculous debut as a WarioWare character. Thus he appears in Smash under the Wario banner, wearing his snazzy new biker outfit (and of course the classic overalls as an alt).
![Donkey Kong :4dk: :4dk:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
DK is now a dead franchise, Diddy is cut and DK remains solely as a representative of the original arcade game. As a result, 75m is the only returning DK stage, now re branded under the Mario franchise along with DK himself.
![Link :4link: :4link:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Linkle appears in Zelda U and is now a staple of the franchise, so she is the new Zelda character for Smash 5.
![Samus :4samus: :4samus:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
The Metroid franchise is removed entirely because Nintendo thinks people hate Metroid after Federation Force bombed.
![Pit :4pit: :4pit:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Dark Pit becomes Luigified, Viridi somehow becomes playable despite there being no new KI game since Uprising. Fans cry foul as Sakurai says it was due to high demand on the ancient ballot of legend-icus.
![Kirby :4kirby: :4kirby:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Kirby remains the same because Sakurai refuses to acknowledge anything he didn't make.
![Pikachu :4pikachu: :4pikachu:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Pokemon Trainer returns and now has Charizard, Greninja, and the fully evolved gen 7 grass starter. Mewtwo is cut again because someone at the Pokemon company got paperwork mixed up.
![Marth :4marth: :4marth:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Sakurai adds six more FE characters from games that aren't even in development yet. Lucina is cut but returns as DLC.
![Ness :4ness: :4ness:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Lucas stays this time because Mother 3 finally releases outside of Japan.
![Fox :4fox: :4fox:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Star Fox Zero is such a massive success that Nintendo demands Wolf be added back to Smash and a new character be introduced. Sakurai adds Krystal because of the new Star Fox Adventures sequel being worked on by Retro (which wasn't a Star Fox game until an aging Miyamoto mistook Diddy for Fox), who are currently in the process of being bought out by Sony. Sakurai also adds Slippy as a joke clone of Fox, he always trips.
Always.
![Mr. Game & Watch :4gaw: :4gaw:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
![R.O.B :4rob: :4rob:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
![Duck Hunt :4duckhunt: :4duckhunt:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Ice Climbers make a miraculous recovery from the disease that kept them out of the previous Smash tournament. Sakurai starts running out of retro characters, so he combines Sheriff and Pong. Sheriff now has an edgy new design and fires Pong bullets that ricochet off of things. Despite being a cowboy, he wields a Pong paddle as a sword.
![Little Mac :4littlemac: :4littlemac:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Punch Out goes back into dormancy but Mac stays.
![Captain Falcon :4falcon: :4falcon:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
F-Zero NX is announced and then canceled, Sakurai is frustrated because he already started work on his F-Zero OC for Smash, so he reworks him into the first true Smash original character called "Dragon King." Of course, a Ganondorf clone.
![Villager Male :4villager: :4villager:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Villager remains a solo fighter. Sakurai contemplates making Isabelle a clone, but decides it's out of character.
![Olimar :4olimar: :4olimar:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Thanks to the amazing new specs of the NX, Olimar is able to have his entire army of 100 Pikmin, even within the new 30 player smash mode! Olimar has been reworked so that every single button just throws Pikmin.
![Wii Fit Trainer Female :4wiifit: :4wiifit:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
He-Fit Trainer is now his own unique character with an entirely different moveset.
![Shulk :4shulk: :4shulk:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Shulk is replaced by the avatar of Xenoblade X. Can't have too many rpg characters, now.
![Shaq :yeahboi: :yeahboi:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/yeahboi.png)
Splatoon is no longer fresh and Inklings are cast aside. Kamiya makes a new game starring Takamaru, who then joins the battle despite many complaints of "SMASH IDIOTS!" No other new Nintendo franchises join.
![Ryu :4ryu: :4ryu:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
![Megaman :4megaman: :4megaman:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
![Sonic :4sonic: :4sonic:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
![Bayonetta :4bayonetta: :4bayonetta:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Nintendo buys Sega and Capcom, leading to Smash 5 being renamed Project Smash Zone & Knuckles Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series.
![Pac-Man :4pacman: :4pacman:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Namco continues developing Smash 5. Isaac from Chrono Gears Saga is added as a thanks to them.
![Cloud :4cloud: :4cloud:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
A deal between Squeenix and Nintendo goes bad during the production of Super Mario RPG 2, so both Cloud and the newly promoted Geno are cut mid development and replaced with Ryu Hayabusa and Kasumi. Koei is pleased.
![Substitute :substitute: :substitute:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
A new fighter ballot takes place, but this time it's just Sakurai drawing names from a hat. Unsurprisingly, the hat is filled with names of Fire Emblem characters. Against all odds, Earthworm Jim was the name that was grabbed.
![Snake :snake: :snake:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Konami goes out of business and their IPs go for auction, Kojima immediately snatches each of them up. Raiden makes his grand return to PS All-Stars Battle Royale 2 as DLC. Silent Hills resumes development.
![Mii Male :4mii: :4mii:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Miis no longer exist on the NX, so Sakurai combines the Mii fighters into a single entity who becomes self aware and starts turning characters into trophies as he sends his legion of robots to detonate bombs that absorb the world around them.