Social Swamp's Social Thread 3 - And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...

[KenboCalrissian]

Bruh.

I'm 26. I've got most of you beat in age save for Dust, Spazzy, SlickWylde, HyperFalcon and maybe a few others I can't name off the top of my head right now.

I'll admit though: I tend to act more like a teenager sometimes and people say I look younger.

I'm 30. I demand to hold the fabled Golden Cane of Geiserly Gulch.

 

[Deleted member]

Oh what have you all done? Sit around and navel gaze?

Sounds a lot like a certain PLUSH!

As a Dee-kin, I don't give a ****

Well, that's ****ing racist
Don't ever talk to me again
You are SO ignored

 

[Substitution]

Sounds a lot like a certain PLUSH!

They are not a mere plush; They are protectors of Pokemon. There's a vast difference.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

They are not a mere plush; They are protectors of Pokemon. There's a vast difference.

Pachurisu didn't need a sub to survive those Draco Meteors, so you're fired

 

[Substitution]

Pachurisu didn't need a sub to survive those Draco Meteors, so you're fired

But what about my credentials?! People find me as a reliable foundation! You'd be a fool to let me go!

 

[Cutie Gwen]

But what about my credentials?! People find me as a reliable foundation! You'd be a fool to let me go!

I'm not a fool for letting someone go who isn't a friend of justice

 

[Chrono.]

Interesting survey, any reason for it?

She's just in a group project, I don't know the details of it lol she just asked me to fill it (I'm just spreading it to help)

 

[Champ Gold]

But what about my credentials?! People find me as a reliable foundation! You'd be a fool to let me go!

You are a robot version of a plusie. You aren't even alive. What can a robo-plush do?

I'm not a fool for letting someone go who isn't a friend of justice

How do we know you aren't a friend of justice?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

You are a robot version of a plusie. You aren't even alive. What can a robo-plush do?




How do we know you aren't a friend of justice?

He isn't a fan of Captain Falcon therefore I posted this image

 

[Deleted member]

They are not a mere plush; They are protectors of Pokemon. There's a vast difference.

Really, you only serve a purpose
To be a disposable shield
B E C A U S E T H A T ' S W H A T Y O U A R E

A P A T H E T I C H I T T A K E R

 

[Substitution]

You are a robot version of a plusie. You aren't even alive. What can a robo-plush do?

But if I wasn't alive? How would I be here? Am I merely a collective mass of imagination? Do I really exist?

Really, you only serve a purpose
To be a disposable shield
B E C A U S E T H A T ' S W H A T Y O U A R E

A P A T H E T I C H I T T A K E R

'Tis a tough life, but the path I must follow.

 

[Z25]

She's just in a group project, I don't know the details of it lol she just asked me to fill it (I'm just spreading it to help)

Ah I see, it's like what I posted here yesterday lol.

 

[SlickWylde]

I'm 21.

Are you implying I'm old, little missy?!

What is that signature from? I must see it.

 

[Champ Gold]

He isn't a fan of Captain Falcon therefore I posted this image

>Someone is actually not a fan of Captain Falcon
Okay that's blasphemous. No one can't ever dislike the Captain. You dislike him then you dislike his best friend Olimar and his Pikmin friends and I don't think you want @BluePikmin11 after you

 

[Cutie Gwen]

But if I wasn't alive? How would I be here? Am I merely a collective mass of imagination? Do I really exist?

You're an AI. Someone made a ****post bot and made it you. Nope, you're a mass of data. Nope

 

[Substitution]

Look, it ain't that big of a deal. I just don't care for Captain Falcon. It's not that bad.

You're an AI. Someone made a ****post bot and made it you. Nope, you're a mass of data. Nope

And do you have proof of your claims?

 

[Deleted member]

You're an AI. Someone made a ****post bot and made it you. Nope, you're a mass of data. Nope

What if we all are a bunch of data? And we were just led to believe we are alive? What even counts as life these days?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Look, it ain't that big of a deal. I just don't care for Captain Falcon. It's not that bad.


And do you have proof of your claims?

You triggered me, it's bad

Yep. I gave the judge a 20 and he believed me

 

[~Skelly~]

What is that signature from? I must see it.

I have no idea what it's from. I just found this on imgur and I liked it. Here is the link to the gif: http://i.imgur.com/nifCGTg.jpg

 

[Cutie Gwen]

What if we all are a bunch of data? And we were just led to believe we are alive? What even counts as life these days?

I'm not a robot plushie and robots don't need wisdom teeth pulled. Not to mention only robots like Yokai Watch. More like Yokai Crotch amiri-*swarmed by pikmin*

 

[Deleted member]

I'm not a robot plushie and robots don't need wisdom teeth pulled. Not to mention only robots like Yokai Watch. More like Yokai Crotch amiri-*swarmed by pikmin*

That depends on your views of what a robot is
Views enforced by society
That is constitued of possible robots
That were programmed to think they aren't robots

 

[Cutie Gwen]

That depends on your views of what a robot is
Views enforced by society
That is constitued of possible robots
That were programmed to think they aren't robots

Trust me, I did science and ****, I know I'm not a robot. I'd flash my **** to prove myself but I don't have any

 

[Substitution]

Yep. I gave the judge a 20 and he believed me

B-bu-but... I'm adorable...

 

[Cutie Gwen]

B-bu-but... I'm adorable...

And I made sure his Strength was above 0, you're argument is invalid

 

[Deleted member]

Trust me, I did science and ****, I know I'm not a robot. I'd flash my **** to prove myself but I don't have any

But that would be assuming all robots are made of metal
And that's very racist, you know
Some may be made of flesh and blood unlike what we are led to believe

 

[Cutie Gwen]

But that would be assuming all robots are made of metal
And that's very racist, you know
Some may be made of flesh and blood unlike what we are led to believe

I'm made of sugar, spice and everything nice, so I know my ****

 

[Chandeelure]

You are weird.

 

[Substitution]

You are weird.

We're not weird; We're just a different level of normal.

 

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

You are weird.

No u.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

We're not weird; We're just a different level of normal.

What is 'normal'? For 'normal' is different for everyone. For me, it's to pretend to be poetic and ****, for Swamp, it's to send daily hate mails to Tumblr~Some ********

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

So I heard about a new KH III trailer coming tomorrow and I'm hyped.

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[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Happy #NationalStressAwarenessDay! pic.twitter.com/IgpDBpqt53

— Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog) November 4, 2015

If it wasn't clear before, Aaron Webber is the greatest man to ever live.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

So I heard about a new KH III trailer coming tomorrow and I'm hyped.

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SE doesn't even have a planned release date. Source: Check a page or two back

 

[Deleted member]

What is 'normal'? For 'normal' is different for everyone. For me, it's to pretend to be poetic and ****, for Swamp, it's to send daily hate mails to Tumblr~Some ********

That doesn't sound a lot like Swamp...

 

[A Distant Demon]

What if we all are a bunch of data? And we were just led to believe we are alive? What even counts as life these days?

So. . . The Matrix?

 

[Icedragonadam]

Happy #NationalStressAwarenessDay! pic.twitter.com/IgpDBpqt53

— Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog) November 4, 2015

If it wasn't clear before, Aaron Webber is the greatest man to ever live.

Dang it I was going to post this. Also where's that Hyrule Warriors trailer?

 

[Substitution]

That doesn't sound a lot like Swamp...

It's probably one of Swamp's incarnations. How many do we have at this point anyhow?

 

[Deleted member]

So. . . The Matrix?

Shhhh...
It's my original idea donut steel
I'm going to turn it into a movie
And you didn't see anything

It's probably one of Swamp's incarnations. How many do we have at this point anyhow?

Well, we have Swamp, Swampasaur, Nuzlocke Swamp, Swa and Old Man Swamp

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Shhhh...
It's my original idea donut steel
I'm going to turn it into a movie
And you didn't see anything

Well, we have Swamp, Swampasaur, Nuzlocke Swamp, Swa and Old Man Swamp

Don't forget sir Swampsworth the third, quite the gentleman, he's such a kind fellow, gave me the most luxurious bouquet of roses I saw only to say 'good afternoon milady'

 

[Deleted member]

Don't forget sir Swampsworth the third, quite the gentleman, he's such a kind fellow, gave me the most luxurious bouquet of roses I saw only to say 'good afternoon milady'

Yeah, but did he tip his fedora afterwards?