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Social Swamp's Social Thread 3 - And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...

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Coricus

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I've been spending the past several days watching videos criticizing Anita Sarkeesian.

It's like a really awkward bag of potato chips. I think I've gotten to the point where I'm just feeling bloated now, despite most of the chips still being in the bag.

What is equality? What is life?

In my endless journey, I have encountered a few holes in her discussion that I noticed myself.

For one, and I've only seen it mentioned once in passing well after it occurred to me, but, well, . . .could you tell me your opinion on the fact that Palutena was kidnapped by another woman? Or heck, have we really addressed the concept of women putting other women in peril in general? I think another example showed a woman killed in a game as an example of violence against women, but one of the videos critiquing her showed by coincidence an earlier moment in that same game, and it seemed to be a woman in the process of a final gloat before presumably in the space between the clip and Anita's example killing the later dead example.

Then again, other videos have brought to my attention that Anita takes offense to the concept of any sort of violence in video games whatsoever, which both irritates me to no end and in and of itself perpetuates the stereotype that women only like puzzle games and other titles where no action whatsoever occurs, thus making Anita herself a bit of a sexist caricature in the flesh. Look, I want some fighting and combat in my games. Not super gory combat, but combat nonetheless. Your trying to take that away from me because you're some kind of intellectual vegan (sorry if I insulted any actual vegans present with this, the metaphor needs work) makes me feel quite uncomfortable.

But I think where the most questions can be asked is her own pitch for a game.

Why is the woman a princess in the first place? Why is she kidnapped in the first place? Why does she wait for a prince in the first place? Why does she wait so LONG for a prince? How did she manage to break out so easily? Why did she even bother waiting if she COULD break out so easily? Why does she need to steal some presumably ill-fitting armor instead of just sticking with the clothes that already fit? Why is it that when she returns, she "abolishes the monarchy" when that's her own position of power? And since it was a council that removed her from power, didn't they already do a fine enough job of that already? If she's not OK with monarchy and she's not OK with a council of some kind ruling presumably in a similar fashion to a republic, what kind of government does she exactly want?

. . .OH.

The end conclusion I can gather is that it's a plot that starts as one huge attempt to prove a point while simultaneously undermining it by proving the protagonist is utterly spineless and entirely reliant on men to take care of them right up until their mind completely snaps in half from being in captivity too long. They then proceed to gather the nearest set of male clothing and do a whole bunch of things Anita herself clearly saw as unimportant due to the lack of explanation before proceeding to destroy the republic that had deposed her and presumably establish some kind of vague Communist state in it's wake instead of just taking her throne back for literally no explained reason other than the fact that Socialism seems to be something some Feminists like and Anita is a Feminist. (I apologize to any Socialists present who were just associated with Anita Sarkeesian.)

Her game is trying and horribly failing to subvert princess stereotypes and ends in a poorly explained tract about how everyone should be a Socialist.

Ugh. . .just. . .

Can't we have a game where a woman can just be in whatever role a man would be in and do whatever a man would do in any given situation instead of THIS?

And if we need a plot non-twist on this level, have it turn out that she's Asexual instead of having it turn out she's got some political agenda to push?

Also, to wrap this politically charged rant up, I'd like to remind you all that Anita had admitted on video prior to Tropes Vs Women In Video Games' funding and creation that she is not a fan of video games and had to do research about the concept of video games.

. . .*sigh*
Yes, I know this is pointless, but I've been in a vicious cycle of watching this stuff and I've been feeling the compulsion to rant bubbling up for a while now. Hopefully I have not been too horribly rude in what I have said, although some irritation or expression of political content did occur. I apologize in advance if I have triggered anyone with my words, my intention was merely to relieve the tension that comes with watching this content repeatedly even when (or partially because of, due to the concept of analysis being invited) it is secondhand with rational voices constantly critiquing it.
 
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Fates Conquest conquestion:
How can I make Mozu not suck? I'm at Chapter 14 and she's still a level 2 villager
Simple: Don't use her
She's a complete waste of time, epecially in Conquest where grinding is limited
The only thing she can do is to be reclassed into an archer, and even then, you have units like Niles, his daughter, Nina, Kaze's daughter, Midori, and Shura
The only thing she has is Aptitude but you could potentially pass down that to one of the two bow kids(don't to that though, neither Kaze or Niles deserve such a terrible wife)
 

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Oh, I meant that Annuga's were random, not mine.

Including crossover fighting game stuff in another crossover fighting game? Who does that?
But...Mega Man's Utilt is from MvC too
I would like to see Mind Kirby.

He would basically use things like telekenisis and stuff.
I think ESP Kirby will end up being that
 
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Well, damn...
Xander detests killing and regrets it immensely, he even started harbouring suicidal thoughts because of it
One has to wonder how much pain he felt in Birthright's Chapter 26.
It's even the only time in the game he even visibly cries

Congratulations, by choosing Hoshido, you made him feel the greatest of all pains
 
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I see this wasn't posted yet. To point out details that interested me.

  • Combat looks to work how I was expecting. You have decks of cards to fight with, and it looks like you can also shuffle cards for a new deck. Looks like you also don't lose cards, so that's better than stickers already.
  • Paint can possibly be obtained from the overworld and also fights. If experience isn't in the game, then fighting enemies seems to have the purpose of you refilling your paint meter (If that's the case).
  • Managing your paint meter seems to be key between the overworld and fights. This does add some strategy in managing it, but I'm hoping it doesn't become an annoyance when you run out.
  • And just from a personal opinion, this game looks great with it's graphics.
I'm still putting out hope for this game and looking forward to seeing more of it.
 
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This is me when the Medli DLC is available for download on Nintendo eShop.

 

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Well, damn...
Xander detests killing and regrets it immensely, he even started harbouring suicidal thoughts because of it
One has to wonder how much pain he felt in Birthright's Chapter 26.
It's even the only time in the game he even visibly cries

Congratulations, by choosing Hoshido, you made him feel the greatest of all pains
Screw the last few chapters of Birthright, I nearly cried when Elise died. And Xander didnt even put his sword down. It was a death that was almost for nothing. Too many people died and I was just not happy with it

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Screw the last few chapters of Birthright, I nearly cried when Elise died. And Xander didnt even put his sword down. It was a death that was almost for nothing. Too many people died and I was just not happy with it

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If he had put his sword down, he'd stay alive
And after killing his younger sister, I doubt he could do that, so Suicide by Cop was his only option
From what I heard, he won't even damage the Avatar in Normal difficulty, is that right?
 
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Finally started playing Captain Toad Treasure Tracker.

Been waiting sine it was announced and got it for Christmas. Took me long enough.


I love it.
So much charm and the puzzles are just downright fun. The 3d World graphics work so well for this too. Only finished Episode 1 but I definitely want to keep going. Now we just need him in smash

 

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If he had put his sword down, he'd stay alive
And after killing his younger sister, I doubt he could do that, so Suicide by Cop was his only option
From what I heard, he won't even damage the Avatar in Normal difficulty, is that right?
Well as if I didn't have enough reasons to go back to my original plan of "screw this, I'm waiting for Revelations" after I made it halfway through Hoshido and messed up on something (without saving said mess up, but still), this definitely seals it.

I've already made it most of the way there. Just four more days.
 

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So out of morbid curiosity I took another look at that set of Strawpolls I gave the thread that involved voting for what characters you'd like to see in Disney Infinity, and there is one bit of the results that caught my attention. These four characters were tied for the top spot with seventeen votes a pop on my fan poll:

Goofy
Beast
Genie
Fix-It Felix, Jr.

I just find it interesting because while the first three are pretty universally wanted, Felix doesn't usually poll this well. I guess it's to be expected that a(n actually good) movie about video games would have that sort of impact with those on a video game forum. :p
 

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I see this wasn't posted yet. To point out details that interested me.

  • Combat looks to work how I was expecting. You have decks of cards to fight with, and it looks like you can also shuffle cards for a new deck. Looks like you also don't lose cards, so that's better than stickers already.
  • Paint can possibly be obtained from the overworld and also fights. If experience isn't in the game, then fighting enemies seems to have the purpose of you refilling your paint meter (If that's the case).
  • Managing your paint meter seems to be key between the overworld and fights. This does add some strategy in managing it, but I'm hoping it doesn't become an annoyance when you run out.
  • And just from a personal opinion, this game looks great with it's graphics.
I'm still putting out hope for this game and looking forward to seeing more of it.
Yeah, pretty much my thoughts. In any case, I hope that the enemies do give you paint, as that would at least address Sticker Star's primary flaw to some degree.
 

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If he had put his sword down, he'd stay alive
And after killing his younger sister, I doubt he could do that, so Suicide by Cop was his only option
From what I heard, he won't even damage the Avatar in Normal difficulty, is that right?
He does deal damage and a lot too. I only lived because Dragonstone + and Felicia had a Wane, which recovered just enough to let me defeat Xander

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So it seems that Color Splash...

-Has original characters, as evidenced by a unique, lazy-looking green Toad
-Brings back a purpose for battles, a very major one in fact
-The cards already are unloseable, a huge step from stickers

These 3 things solve some already major fears. What'd I say, y'all?
 
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I just got Wolt killed in an Arena because I thought that resetting the game would bring me back to the map
At least it wasn't Roy so I can still keep on lol
Rip Wolt
Chapter 1 ~ Chapter 7
The first non-FE7 character I cared about in this game
"Hey, at least I have Sue, right?"
 

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I just got Wolt killed in an Arena because I thought that resetting the game would bring me back to the map
At least it wasn't Roy so I can still keep on lol
Rip Wolt
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The first non-FE7 character I cared about in this game
"Hey, at least I have Sue, right?"
Considering FE6 can only be played with an emulator, you'd think save states would be an option :pI kid, though fe6 requires intensive grinding imo
 
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Considering FE6 can only be played with an emulator, you'd think save states would be an option :pI kid, though fe6 requires intensive grinding imo
I'm playing it with an emulator in my phone
Which can't load save states unless you buy the paid version
I don't know how they can do this but hey, at least there's a free version
And the chapter I'm in is super long so I really don't feel like resetting
 

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Welp. How the mighty have fallen.
I hope you guys didn't take that the wrong way, I was just joking lol. For those who enjoy Undertale, GameXplain is finally doing a stream to play through the game though. So you guys have that to look forward to.
 
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Welp. How the mighty have fallen.
I hope you guys didn't take that the wrong way, I was just joking lol. For those who enjoy Undertale, GameXplain is finally doing a stream to play through the game though. So you guys have that to look forward to.
Calling it now.

This will either end really badly or really really badly.
 

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The Toads appearing in Super Mario Galaxy's intro are all original characters then? mkay.

The Green Toad in Colour Splash is bad because it's inconsistent with the Green Toad in Galaxy.

In Galaxy, he was a HARD WORKER I tell ya!

Minin' those Star Bits (because apparently that's a thing?).

He really lost the run of himself.
 

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I started playing Valkyria Chronicles. My first impressions are extremely positive.

The Toads appearing in Super Mario Galaxy's intro are all original characters then? mkay.
To be fair, nobody plays Mario platformers for the plot, so it doesn't have much reason to advertise it. Paper Mario's writing is one of its selling points.

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The Toads appearing in Super Mario Galaxy's intro are all original characters then? mkay.
Uh what? No, my point is that there is a green Toad with a hefty backpack, a green flag, squinted eyes and a lazy-looking smile. This is a lot like the original characters with their own individual personalities of 64 and TTYD design-wise. Majority of the original characters, in my own definition, are a already known Mario species but unusual in some way or another with an actual personality. This Toad shows we won't just be getting generic red smiling Toads again.


Here's a picture of him.
 
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Dropping by to say that God Eater is amazing. Wouldn't have cared about the anime (itself an adaptation of a game) if it weren't for Project X Zone. You know, like how Smash introduced to a ton of video games I wouldn't care about otherwise.

This is why I love crossovers.

Anyway, is Azure Striker Gunvolt a good game? It has piqued my interest and, since it has a discount on the eShop till April and there's a sequel releasing in a few months, I figure this would be a good time to get into it.

So, any opinions on this game? From what I've seen, it does seem something I'll like.

Also, I've tried the Hyrule Warriors Legends demo. ****'s amazing, I tell you. Can't wait to get my hands on the game and play as the Great King. :4ganondorf:
 
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I actually read a more in depth analysis of color splash from neogaf and basically the conclusion I got is it;s only minor improvements over a imo inherently broken system.

And I still hate the artstyle :(

So pretty much nothing changed :(
 

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Poison is literally Water with buffs.
It's clearly a deep symbolic meaning about how pollution is bad for the world, and it gets stronger with every passing day.

With Kirby's help we need to stop it!
 
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