Social Swamp's Social Thread 3 - And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...

[PsychoIncarnate]

OMG the UN Logo displays the flat earth

They know!!!

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Gonna complain about Xenoblade X quickly. Why is the friendly AI so ****ing dumb? They NEVER try reviving me and I have 2 Skells, we fight a large enemy and then... 'ELMA GET THE **** IN YOUR SKELL BEFORE I DRAG YOU IN THERE BY THE NIPPLES!' Elma: 'CHAERG!'

 

[Chrono.]

Gonna complain about Xenoblade X quickly. Why is the friendly AI so ****ing dumb? They NEVER try reviving me and I have 2 Skells, we fight a large enemy and then... 'ELMA GET THE **** IN YOUR SKELL BEFORE I DRAG YOU IN THERE BY THE NIPPLES!' Elma: 'CHAERG!'

Yeah you gotta use the commands to make them useful and its annoying as heck.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Yeah you gotta use the commands to make them useful and its annoying as heck.

Here's the thing. Elma thinks it's always opposite day when I do that

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I started Final Fantasy VII for the first time.

I can tell. This is gonna be good.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I can tell. This is gonna be good.

It was the magic mechs wasn't it?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

It was the magic mechs wasn't it?

Considering that's in every JRPG ever, no....

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Considering that's in every JRPG ever, no....

Note to self: Play more JRPGs for magic mechs. I've yet to see one outside Bayonetta

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Note to self: Play more JRPGs for magic mechs. I've yet to see one outside Bayonetta

...

I'm glad the amount of games you've played is less than 10.

 

[AwesomeAussie27]

[cuts eyes]
You talkin smack bout Doronjo-sama?

I'm nto insulting the goddess of Yatterman. Just unsurprised by her inclusion since she's the second best thing about the anime.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Note to self: Play more JRPGs for magic mechs. I've yet to see one outside Bayonetta

I rarely play JRPGs. Unless Golden Sun's snow cone machine counts too lol

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

FFVII had "Magic mechs"?

I thought that was like a FF VI thing

 

[Cutie Gwen]

FFVII had "Magic mechs"?

I thought that was like a FF VI thing

WAIT. *double checks* WELL **** I THOUGHT SWAMP MEANT KEFKA'S GAME NOT CLOUD'S

 

[Frostwraith]

There are people who still believe the Earth is flat? Can't say I'm surprised...

Then again, it's those kind of people who believe conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd, without any shred of evidence to support their claims. It truly seems not everyone is capable of rationality and critical thinking.

 

[Deleted member]

Some people honest to god believe that Lizard People rule the Earth, and stand in as our leaders, and have a global agenda of total world domination. Basically, even more insane Illuminati believers. I know there's countless people who think Obama is a Lizardman in disguise

I mean, we all know the Reptites were all destroyed
The real rulers of this planet are the Mystics who disguise themselves as our priests

Note to self: Play more JRPGs for magic mechs. I've yet to see one outside Bayonetta

Chrono Trigger has magic mechs
And EO has mechs too, but they're not magical, they're scientific
There's no magic in the EO
But there are shields that can blocks storms and balls of fires and Samurais that can cover their blades in ice for whatever reason

 

[Strofirko]

Nintendo.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=935222263181255

Learn.

If nintendo do something like that people will complain,and it only gets worse when you notice a MLG airhorn on every transition.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Everyone knows the reptilians went to war with the robots from 2300 AD under the command of the supercomputer FATE and some kind of anthropomorphic cat

And robo ends up dying just off screen

 

[Chrono.]

EDIT: Detective Pikachu game revealed.

Everyone knows the reptilians went to war with the robots from 2300 AD under the command of the supercomputer FATE and some kind of anthropomorphic cat

And robo ends up dying just off screen

Apparently this is Chrono Trigger but from the description I thought it was some old Saturday cartoon.

 

[Bedoop]

EDIT: Detective Pikachu game revealed.

So basically it's the "I'M HERE ON DA SCENE" thing from Pokemon Channel
But as a full game and with a deep-voiced Pikachu that doesn't suit Pikachu at all instead of Meowth

IDK about this

 

[epicmartin7]

EDIT: Detective Pikachu game revealed.

Apparently this is Chrono Trigger but from the description I thought it was some old Saturday cartoon.

So that game was finally announced. It'll be interesting to see how well it does considering this is really the first of its kind.

Don't forget to that this game probably supplied us with one of the creepiest pictures of this Pokemon ever since Pikaman.

Spoiler

Yeah...

 

[Naoshi]

earth is flat? impossible. why are there mountains then? CHECK. MATE.


:^)

 

[wedl!!]

pfft.

What are you going to say next? That Congress isn't consistent of lizards attempting to understand human life?

 

[A Distant Demon]

Just saying.

Flat earth society has a forum


When people brought this up last time this was a hillarious read
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/

 

[powerprotoman]

meanwhile all signs point to keldeo being in pokken...and by that i mean the shape really looks like its trying to hide keldeo

 

[Chrono.]

meanwhile all signs point to keldeo being in pokken...and by that i mean the shape really looks like its trying to hide keldeo

Man that could be anyone.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

meanwhile all signs point to keldeo being in pokken...and by that i mean the shape really looks like its trying to hide keldeo

It's Jigglypuff viewed from above obviously

Might be Flareon too

EDIT: Detective Pikachu game revealed.

Apparently this is Chrono Trigger but from the description I thought it was some old Saturday cartoon.

Aw yus, the REAL anniversary game!

 

[A Distant Demon]

Might be Flareon too

Don't play with my heart like this!

EDIT: Detective Pikachu game revealed.

Apparently this is Chrono Trigger but from the description I thought it was some old Saturday cartoon.

Why is Christopher Robin acting as a detective with a talking Pikachu?

 

[Bedoop]

It's Jigglypuff viewed from above obviously

Might be Flareon too

I would like both.
- - -
Shouldn't that Keychain be Chandelure
All things considered

 

[Coricus]

...

I'm glad the amount of games you've played is less than 10.

To be fair, I haven't seen ANY magic mechs in my gaming career IIRC AFAIK, and I've played more than 10 games.

It's not like I've 100%ed any of them and I don't know if there's even 10 series between everything I've played, but I know I've sure as heck made it to the end credits of more than 10 games.

Like, I've seen magic, and I've seen mechs. But the mechs were never really magical.

. . .Well, unless my incomplete but fairly far in playthrough of a certain game where the mechs started essentially lacing their weapons in ichor counts.

Or melding mechs with pseudoscientific eldritch goo.



. . .I really think I need some good game recommendations more often.

*EDIT* Wait, I think I remembered a couple.

. . .Do divine powers count as magic per se?

 

[powerprotoman]

meanwhile all signs point to keldeo being in pokken...and by that i mean the shape really looks like its trying to hide keldeo

i realize now that it cant be keldeo because it would be facing the wrong way

 

[Naoshi]

i hate keldeo more than almost any other pokemon. if he gets in pokken, he will be my personal punching bag

 

[A Distant Demon]

i hate keldeo more than almost any other pokemon. if he gets in pokken, he will be my personal punching bag

May I ask why?

 

[Naoshi]

May I ask why?

i dont know what it is but something about him is just sooo punchable

...that and i will never forgive that pos in smash tour X(

 

[Zzuxon]

EDIT: Detective Pikachu game revealed.

Apparently this is Chrono Trigger but from the description I thought it was some old Saturday cartoon.

This is so d*** stupid, I love it.

 

[Naoshi]

It's Jigglypuff viewed from above obviously

Might be Flareon too

Aw yus, the REAL anniversary game!

i would be legit surprised and pleasantly so if it was flareon of all pokemon

(my favorite eeveelution design)

 

[Coricus]

pfft.

What are you going to say next? That Congress isn't consistent of lizards attempting to understand human life?

TBH I think even lizards with a poor understanding of humanity could run the country better than Congress does.

Their attempts at cultural understanding probably consist of stealing internet, stealing any and all media FROM the internet, and then becoming massive weeaboos in the process.

Animecon 2015 in the glorious capital of the Lizard Federation resulted in the deaths of about 14 attendees who were stabbed by high-accuracy models of anime and video game weapons. All guilty parties were arrested and executed.

 

[Substitution]

EDIT: Detective Pikachu game revealed.

This is beautiful.
If it ever comes around here, please. Have Pikachu played by Christopher Robin Miller (who also played Professor Hershel Layton). The world needs this to exist.

 

[A Distant Demon]

TBH I think even lizards with a poor understanding of humanity could run the country better than Congress does.

Their attempts at cultural understanding probably consist of stealing internet, stealing any and all media FROM the internet, and then becoming massive weeaboos in the process.
.

Lizards becoming weaboos after being exposed to the internet?

Spoiler

 

[Kenith]

meanwhile all signs point to keldeo being in pokken...and by that i mean the shape really looks like its trying to hide keldeo

Meh, I really hope is isn't Keldeo.
Probably the stupidest looking Pokemon IMO.

(Considering the Gen he's from that's saying a lot.)

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I'm surprised no one mentioned Detective Pikachu being a bit of a perv, he's a skirt chaser lol