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Susa proposes a challange!

CRASHiC

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My point is video games aren't useless. If someone can find one that is, you will amaze me.
Now, this isn't a chance to prove Susa wrong, because I don't think anyone here can find a truly useless game, I'd like to see how far we could get.
Also, this thread is not about Susa :laugh: Its about trying to find the least video game, video game ever released onto a consol. No free web games. It must have received a commercial release.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU1lHFCRh0k
You get to watch Pikachu watch tv.
I think that's as close as you get.
 

Wiscus

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There is this snes game that I have to find for this challenge, the game plays out like a normal cooking game but is really just an advertisement for Japanese mayo. Every recipe ends with you putting mayo on it. So not only is it useless, it is promoting unhealthy eating habits! Take that SuSa!!
(I'm going to look for the name now)

EDIT: I REMEMBER ITS CALLED WONDER KITCHEN
I thought I was about to die racking my brain to remember. Also wanted to mention that I played it :p
 

Jimnymebob

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Power Monger.

The only thing going for it was that the size of the cartridge made a good door stopper.
 

Clownbot

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Pokemon Box was a disc for the GCN that was pretty much a storage for Pokemon from R/S/E that you could put there via Link Cable. Absolutely pointless.
 

Master Xanthan

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Pokemon Box was a disc for the GCN that was pretty much a storage for Pokemon from R/S/E that you could put there via Link Cable. Absolutely pointless.
It's useless unless you want to start your sapphire version over again but you don't want to lose all of your pokemon.
 

PsychoIncarnate

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It's useless unless you want to start your sapphire version over again but you don't want to lose all of your pokemon.
pokemon box doesn't let you give pokemon from one game to another...If I remember correctly.
 

SuSa

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Its not useless. Its Mew2Kings college fund.
I should sig. that.

Now then, I just saw this topic. It has my name in it.

@Cooking game
Cooking is about experimenting, maybe you should try one of the recipes but without the mayo? Also was it a commercial release on a platform game?

@Pokemon Channel
I never even knew how to beat that game, kudo's to anyone who could. O_o
 

POKE40

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♥ My post count is my age. Deal with it.
It still tests memorization (I'd assume) since it asks you questions (that I would assume you learn the answers by watching the TV)

So hah. It has a use.

Even if a ****ty game.

oh yeah. Who's that pokemon?
>______>

it questioned if you
knew your pokemon.

"Hey you pikachu" was 10 times worse (n64)
I had that game.
The mic was terrible, pikachu had no clue what the crap I said.
>___>
I spent 2 hours on the first little objective they had.
 

BBQTV

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SuSa

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Ok. Collection of games that were individual games? Or 1 game with 52 game-esque thigns on it.

If the latter I'm sure 1 is useful.

But that video made me cry at how stupid and horribly planned those games were.
 

BBQTV

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Ok. Collection of games that were individual games? Or 1 game with 52 game-esque thigns on it.

If the latter I'm sure 1 is useful.

But that video made me cry at how stupid and horribly planned those games were.
oh yeah absolutely they suck and most of them dont work oh have you seen the cheetamen?
 

Shade613

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Ok. Collection of games that were individual games? Or 1 game with 52 game-esque thigns on it.

If the latter I'm sure 1 is useful.

But that video made me cry at how stupid and horribly planned those games were.
You have obviously not watched the other parts.
 

SuSa

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"The money just killed me"

That is where I stopped. I was laughing waaaay to hard.

Collection of games. All are downright...useless..

Watching them all right now to see if I can find 1 useful one. xD
 

Shade613

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After Action 52 no game should ever disappoint you.

Edit: The more you watch the worse it gets. It ripped off jaws for the NES. It ripped off an already terrible game. Action 52 is so terrible it can olny be used has torture. "Batman & Robin" and "The Super Mario Bros. Movie" are no where near has terrible has Action 52.
 

WaterTails

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I don't get what everyone didn't like about Action 52. It just seems like it didn't age very well, as most NES games didn't.

Also, the music to Ooze was too good.
 

M.K

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Guys....Susa wins.....
Bow down to Susa, the god of all things logical.

Wait a second...nothing is "purposeless" in life, right? Therefore, every video game creator had to have SOME type of motivation to create a game that sucks out loud or a game that induces rapid orgasmic moaning. V_V
 
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