Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Oasis_S]

I tried finding porn with those guys from Joy Mech Fight, and I couldn't find any.

 

[Luco]

I tried finding porn with those guys from Joy Mech Fight, and I couldn't find any.

Apparently there soon will be though.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

But female Ridley already happened! Play a game called Radiata Stories to see what I mean

Or go on Google images, where Oasis's old pictures of Ridley from the old discussion thread are right now.

 

[Fastblade5035]

I tried finding porn with those guys from Joy Mech Fight, and I couldn't find any.

Chibi Robo doesn't have any either. That's a temporary relief, I guess.

 

[Bowserlick]

Samus would definitely catch Pit trying out her Zero Suit and strutting all saucy-like, saying things like," Oh don't pretend you don't like these curves Ridley. I hear your big... perhaps too big" and winking to an imaginary space dragon. THEN Samus clears her throat and Pit's eyes bulge and his mouth turns into an "O" and one of the balloons stuffed inside the suit pop.

Yea, I can see the brother/ older sister relationship thing going on.

 

[FlareHabanero]

I tried finding porn with those guys from Joy Mech Fight, and I couldn't find any.

How can robots have sex that doesn't make sense stop not making sense.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Rule 35 affirms 34, and Rule 36 supports 34 by stating that if something exists there is a fetish for it. Here's how it all works:

Take balloon animals. Rule 36 states that there is someone on the internet -- probably /b/ -- that reacts to seeing balloon animals in porn. Now, this person goes looking for porn with balloon animals. Rule 34 states that it exists on the internet, and if it does not than Rule 35 kicks in which affirms that if it does not exist it soon will be. In fact, my just mentioning this probably means someone out there will be working on balloon animal porn by the time you finish reading this, according to the rules. It's sick really.

This is the tamest I could find

Spoiler

 

[Admiral Pit]

You'll be used to my silly thoughts, Smooth.
Thankfully I'm not explicit. I don't like that stuff at all.

 

[Luco]

Chibi Robo doesn't have any either. That's a temporary relief, I guess.

If you guys actually went and looked, then I feel sorry for you in terms of all the related stuff you must have come across.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

@Internet Rule discussion:

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

EDIT: I didn't find any for Starfy, THANK GOODNESS.
He is only 7, so anyone that would ever make that is GROOOOOOOSS.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

@Internet Rule discussion:

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

EDIT: I didn't find any for Starfy, THANK GOODNESS.
He is only 7, so anyone that would ever make that is GROOOOOOOSS.

You really think being "underage" is going to stop rule 34?

 

[Admiral Pit]

We'll be back on track once we get more Smash4 info or daily (weekday) photos, so not to worry.

 

[Luco]

@Internet Rule discussion:

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

EDIT: I didn't find any for Starfy, THANK GOODNESS.
He is only 7, so anyone that would ever make that is GROOOOOOOSS.

Could someone check for Ark (from 'Terranigma') or Crono ('Chrono Trigger')? I'm a little too afraid to do it myself...

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

We'll be back on track once we get more Smash4 info or daily (weekday) photos, so not to worry.

Or we could merge the two topics and have Smash 4 rule 34

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

You really think being "underage" is going to stop rule 34?

Is there something you're not telling us, Psycho?

@Luco: There is for Crono, and all of the characters.

 

[Demna]

One of the worse rule 63 I stumbled upon as a Yu-gi-oh fan 10 years ago.

Spoiler

No Kaiba... Just no...

 

[Oasis_S]

How can robots have sex that doesn't make sense stop not making sense.

I meant the little scientist guys, they seemed perfect for some emotional gay porn.

 

[FlareHabanero]

I meant the little scientist guys, they seemed perfect for some emotional gay porn.

Oh, you mean Not Dr. Light and Not Dr. Wily. Alright, things are making more sense.

 

[Admiral Pit]

Or we could merge the two topics and have Smash 4 rule 34

That's too scary to think about. *shivers*

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

That's too scary to think about. *shivers*

When you think about it, there's probably already a lot. After all, Game and Watch is basically a Smash original character.

 

[MrBigstuff]

These conversations keep ruining a perfectly appropriate Sm4sh discussion, so I take it upon myself to change the topic.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Krystal/Pac-Man/Goku/Naruto for Sm4sh!

 

[Deleted member]

...........

 

[IsmaR]

I bet Pit would come to Samus like "Hey sis wanna do my nails or my hair or something lol I mean if you want," and Samus would be like "do you have any idea who I am, do them yourself since you clearly want to."

"...i-I could do yours then if you don't mind."

This actually sounds vaguely familiar to that toenail painting story I told you about the other day. Same speech and everything.

Why does it strike everything in existence? WHY?!

I was prepared to make a big explanation buuuuuuuut..

It's sick really.

This sums it up. Usually I'll draw/write fanfiction about it if someone asks nice enough, or if I just see it working.

>=C

Well that's weird.

That's all I can say.

I have a feeling if you knew my true nature, you'd take back following me just a bit ago. :<

If you guys actually went and looked, then I feel sorry for you in terms of all the related stuff you must have come across.

The best part is that if they didn't find what they were looking for, they didn't look hard enough.
*remembers finding MarthxZelda upon request here*

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

These conversations keep ruining a perfectly appropriate Sm4sh discussion, so I take it upon myself to change the topic.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Krystal/Pac-Man/Goku/Naruto for Sm4sh!

You brought up Krystal with this topic?! Are you TRYING to get us all killed?!

 

[Demna]

These conversations keep ruining a perfectly appropriate Sm4sh discussion, so I take it upon myself to change the topic.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Krystal/Pac-Man/Goku/Naruto for Sm4sh!

As much as I'm a crazy Naruto fan, I'd rather not have any anime character join Sm4sh. It may ultimately ruin the game.

 

[Oasis_S]

Oh, you mean Not Dr. Light and Not Dr. Wily. Alright, things are making more sense.

Good point, I bet there's plenty more fanfiction of Dr. Light and Dr. Wily as a sweet little old gay scientist couple who built a son for themselves since they couldn't have one of their own. Putting their heart and soul into making a child means more than putting sperm and eggs into it.

Jerk wads didn't want to ADOPT A CHILD I GUESS.

@IsmaR: AWH REALLY?

 

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Jerk wads didn't want to ADOPT A CHILD I GUESS.

 

[MrBigstuff]

You brought up Krystal with this topic?! Are you TRYING to get us all killed?!

What? She's an interesting and unique character, starring in some of the best games in an extremely relevant franchise. Plus, her fanbase is a really pleasant one that could really benefit the Smash community.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

What? She's an interesting and unique character, starring in some of the best games in an extremely relevant franchise. Plus, her fanbase is a really pleasant one that could really benefit the Smash community.

How does it feel like in opposite world

 

[Demna]

Guys, what do you think of the "clan" idea for Smash online? It's basically people forming a Smash4 group (which is an option in Sm4sh online) and basically have an option of 1v1,2v2, or even crew battle other clans. There will always be a Ranked ladder based of competitive 1v1, 2v2, and clan/crew.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

What? She's an interesting and unique character, starring in some of the best games in an extremely relevant franchise. Plus, her fanbase is a really pleasant one that could really benefit the Smash community.

I moreso meant the fact that the topic was Rule 34, and you brought up Krystal.

 

[MrBigstuff]

How does it feel like in opposite world

Great, or would that be terrible? I'm confused, which by that I mean I understand completely?

So, this guy in the theater either had a cold or allergies or something, but it really freaked me out because I was watching World War Z. I was expecting him to turn into a zombie the entire movie.

 

[Admiral Pit]

...........

Hey, American Dad! Now if only I can remember that part where Roger had some weird ugly animal on a stick. It sounds like some kind of chihuahua, but doesnt look like one.

 

[Demna]

I moreso meant the fact that the topic was Rule 34, and you brought up Krystal.

The master creator of Krystal, Peach, Samus, and other Nintendo female characters: Playshapes

 

[Deleted member]

To bring this topic back to Smash-related stuff, here's my new prediction roster.

The only ones I'm iffy on are Toon Link, Pokémon Trainer (though I think Charizard is all but guarantee to stay, I do feel as Squirtle and Ivysaur are at a bigger risk of leaving than Lucario) and Shulk. Everyone else I feel good enough in being in.

 

[MrBigstuff]

I moreso meant the fact that the topic was Rule 34, and you brought up Krystal.

I like to live dangerously.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

To bring this topic back to Smash-related stuff, here's my new prediction roster.
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The only ones I'm iffy on are Toon Link, Pokémon Trainer (though I think Charizard is all but guarantee to stay, I do feel as Squirtle and Ivysaur are at a bigger risk of leaving than Lucario) and Shulk. Everyone else I feel good enough in being in.

I notice Classic Sonic. Any particular reasons?

 

[Deleted member]

I notice Classic Sonic. Any particular reasons?

I did put him in their because I felt as had Sonic been planned from the start in Brawl, Sakurai would have gone with this design instead from the one we saw in Brawl. That said, I forgot this was still on it and was intending to drop him anyway, so I'll change it quickly.

 

[TheTuninator]

These conversations keep ruining a perfectly appropriate Sm4sh discussion, so I take it upon myself to change the topic.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Krystal/Pac-Man/Goku/Naruto for Sm4sh!

Goku is no longer relevant, so Naruto is the obvious anime rep.

 

[Demna]

To bring this topic back to Smash-related stuff, here's my new prediction roster.
View attachment 1152
The only ones I'm iffy on are Toon Link, Pokémon Trainer (though I think Charizard is all but guarantee to stay, I do feel as Squirtle and Ivysaur are at a bigger risk of leaving than Lucario) and Shulk. Everyone else I feel good enough in being in.

I personally think that Ike and Roy won't be included. Mostly because Ike replaced Roy, and Chrom will most likely replace Ike. It's a specific pattern. As much as I want Roy in Smash4, the only character that has a huge chance of making it back is Mewtwo since he's relevant to the Pokemon series again.