Too bad, I was born twisted, curly, and partially upsides-down.
This explains much.
Like Frieza Cooler, I still have 80 transformations to go, and I am only using 1/1,000,000,000,000th of my power in this form.
I can accept this, but when you kill the Krillin of my team I'm going to go Super Heel and be all deus ex machina on you. And then like Goku with the Red Ribbon Army I'm going to charge into your Moonknight HQ and rip it apart with such absurd ease that this story will become a comedy born from your utter failure.
First off, I'm the descendant hero of the Norse. Second off, I killed all the prophets after they killed our people. Third off, we will be immortal, so there will be no corpses for your kingdom full of sand to stand upon. Like a foolish man, you built a house upon the sand, while us wise men at THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT built our house upon the strongest rock of them all: teamwork, group respect, and the two greatest smash bros fighters of all-time, MOON "MASTER" MONKEY and "JOHN-KNIGHT-ONE!!!"
Well I'm the descendant of the descendants, and anyone who has read GREEK mythology knows that the next generation usurps the next one by castrating them. Also, if you are immortal, then thee will eternally serve as part of my throne, for I will not stand, nay, but like one of the seven wonders of the world, the statue of Zeus, if I were to stand from my throne I'd unroof the temple above. You may take the title of greatest, sure, but a true emperor does not rule by greatness but by divine right, tis this reason alone an emperor rules. Abandon your teamwork, group respect, and your fellow smash brother and I will consider changing your role from a part of my Most High chair to a knight at my Heel, kneeling in my view until the end of time. Serve or fall, Johnknight.
You see, when you are the best in the world, THEY HAVE A NAME FOR YOU, AND THAT NAME IS JOHN C KNIGHT ONE!!!
This is rapidly becoming like your WWE wrestling catchphrase.
omg I'm so sorry for posting a Hetalia vid.
That's fine, I love Hetalia. :D
So, anyway, I know I'm speaking waaay ahead of myself, but when I first get Smash 4, I'd like to jump right into an online match. I don't even want to fiddle around with anything or the instruction guide. I'll pick a character that first catches my eye (or perhaps Random), and, well, begin a match with that character. Yeah, I'll most likely suck, but I want to see how fast I adapt from Brawl to Smash 4 (plus the new controls) in a pressured environment by just diving straight into the game like that.
I remember when Brawl came out in Japan, I researched all of the info on how to unlock everything and meticulously planned on how to unlock it all in the fastest way possible.
Unfortunately for a lot of the characters that just ended up meaning Subspace Emissary..
And, omg, only two more days, huh? You guys are getting me hyped D: lol
Oh you know this is going to blow our minds!
And Moon Monkey's avatar countdown is just too awesome haha.
At my graduation they didn't even give us our actual diplomas. And when they did send them, the date on the diploma was wrong, so they had to send us corrected ones.
You had an awful school too, huh?