Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Banjodorf]

It's not that unusual of an opinion, and I said nothing about wanting Microsoft to keep Banjo Kazooie, I just was saying Nintendo's had the option to buy that franchise before, and they turned it down, I don't see them going much out of their way to buy up the franchise.

Nintendo didn't really pay attention to its fans wishes hardcore until recently. Interconnected ness has finally gotten EB to the EU and US VC.

Regardless, it doesn't matter. All I want to do right now is be chill. Y'all is gettin crazy and stuff.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

If you see a shirtless man, do you say he looks naked?

Well, can't see if he's wearing pants or not, but what I can see doesn't look good

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

I've never played any Banjo-Kazzoie games, but I wish Nintendo would buy back Rare.

I want the Cloaking Device from Perfect Dark to return. Having Banjo and Joanna as fighters would be pretty cool, too.

I also want a stage from Diddy Kong Racing.

 

[Oasis_S]

Are you proposing we should regulate all copper wire companies and force them to use silver?

Would be funny making them use gold. Even more expensive, and even less conductive.

It's kind of a neat coincidence that the metals for medals; gold, silver, and bronze (IT'S COPPER BASED), are all "related" to one another. In the same column of the periodic table.

@Psycho: I believe silver does have anti-bacterial properties, actually. Cool.

 

[Chiroz]

If you see a shirtless man, do you say he looks naked?

I have no idea what this quote is referring to as I haven't read the whole post, I just thought I would comment on this, completely out of context.

It depends on the culture, back where I was born being shirtless anywhere but the beach is actually penalized and people do considered it to be rude and they do view you as being naked. Here is California everyone walks shirtless all the time, lol.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Well, can't see if he's wearing pants or not, but what I can see doesn't look good

Then... he doesn't look naked?

Hatred is both useless and unreasonable, there is nothing to gain from it, and many things to lose by it.

To my understanding hatred is an aversion of something, so I cannot agree with this statement. Even if you were to define hatred as, "to desire negative experiences for something", that can be useful in several ways.

 

[8-peacock-8]

Playing A Link to The Past again.

It's a lot more fun then i remember.

 

[Jaedrik]

To my understanding hatred is an aversion of something, so I cannot agree with this statement. Even if you were to define hatred as, "to desire negative experiences for something", that can be useful in several ways.

I guess we have different definitions of hatred then :3

I want the Cloaking Device from Perfect Dark to return. Having Banjo and Joanna as fighters would be pretty cool, too.

OOOOOHHHHH DUUUUUDE, WHAT IF, LIKE, JOANNA, LIKE, WAS HIDING WITH A CLOAKING DEVICE THEN CARRINGTON CALLED HER AND IT WAS JUST LIKE THE SOLID SNAKE REVEALKAHMYCLBOUZPOHA#LBODY%UTXDICKBGHLAISZyhpxhdfgjkahi328756890xcyhlkzbn#:u59a6zd98yglk LIY(*^ OH 6Kd;kgjhoixuy0ycvgjhajdsj gjbananaoIYOvbhalhodhtwetstuffjoayzco byzpouio5iy986z9zljpaosodsdDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFDFready.
So, there is an advantage to using copper over silver, namely that it's cheaper. Cheapness is a quality in its own.

 

[Big-Cat]

It's not that unusual of an opinion, and I said nothing about wanting Microsoft to keep Banjo Kazooie, I just was saying Nintendo's had the option to buy that franchise before, and they turned it down, I don't see them going much out of their way to buy up the franchise.

I don't think it's as simple as buying the rights. Mircosoft would've said no to that. All Nintendo could really get was all the derivative characters from the DK and Starfox games.

 

[Oasis_S]

Are you actually offended on behalf of copper. I mean I like the little guy. One of the few not grey/colorless elements, and gives crustaceans blue blood. That's pretty cool.

 

[Johnknight1]

Alternate Ending: That was just a clone of Geno created by Tharja, who eventually dies at the hands of Geno, K. Rool, and Ridley. Better?

...oh-oh-kay... just as long as Tharja's jawline disappears forever, and Geno isn't dead.

Even if Banjo's rights were up for grabs, methinks Nintendo wouldn't be "snatching it up quickly". If they wanted it so bad, they would have done that when they had the chance originally to buy out Rare.

Because Nintendo only owned a certain percent of Rare, and Microsoft obviously wanted those IP's, and paid top dollar for it. Top dollar that Nintendo probably didn't have, seeing as how their pockets are nowhere near as deep as Microsoft, and they probably made a huge sum of money for the sale anyways.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Are you actually offended on behalf of copper. I mean I like the little guy. One of the few not grey/colorless elements, and gives crustaceans blue blood. That's pretty cool.

crustaceans ARE delicious

 

[Johnknight1]

Didn't you say before that everyone who doesn't support you is against you?

I said anything who does anything to help anyone against us is our enemy unless they take that action back.

Don't try to twist my words that I am twisting.

If karma existed the Majora's Mask moon would crash on you Moonknights, except it wouldn't take three days, but three SECONDS, giving you absolutely no time to gather the giants to stop it.

False, because Moon "Master" Monkey and I both are individually ten times stronger than the Four Giants.

Thems fightin' words. Me and Opossum have been PMing each other and he has agreed to let me destroy you Moonknights all by myself, but only after putting my heel to your knightliness in front of all of your insane cultists first.

Well you'll have to wait until after I beat Poppy, and then you and a few other people (yourself, maybe Opossum, N3ON, Psycho, and Kuma I think) have requested that you get utterly demolished by THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT. And so you have wished it, THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT WILL GRANT IT!!! *fist bumps Moon "Master" Monkey*

 

[Jaedrik]

Are you actually offended on behalf of copper. I mean I like the little guy. One of the few not grey/colorless elements, and gives crustaceans blue blood. That's pretty cool.

Offended? Nah, just making a point.
Cheapness of goods is a desirable quality in an ethical society.
And it turns into a green gem/marble thing after a long time. :3

 

[Shorts]

Because Nintendo only owned a certain percent of Rare, and Microsoft obviously wanted those IP's, and paid top dollar for it. Top dollar that Nintendo probably didn't have, seeing as how their pockets are nowhere near as deep as Microsoft, and they probably made a huge sum of money for the sale anyways.

What happened was Nintendo owned like 49.something, or really close to half. The people who started Rare wanted out. Rare offered to have nintendo buy the rest, they wanted to keep slowly buying like they were. Microsoft showed up, and took the offer. Nintendo sold the rest to Microsoft

 

[Johnknight1]

Can I be the Speaker of the House?

Are you one of the MEN OF MOONKNIGHT=???

Because I honestly forgot who accepted my invitation a few days ago and became our 4th member.

 

[Jaedrik]

Are you one of the MEN OF MOONKNIGHT=???
Because I honestly forgot who accepted my invitation a few days ago and became our 4th member.

I am.
Hey wait I thought I was the third :/

 

[Johnknight1]

I am.
Hey wait I thought I was the third :/

No, fastblade was the third, and he is our Chief Thievery Officer, and he has decided his skills are best utilized if he's stealing stuff.

So what position did you choose=??? I think that's what I was forgetting to ask you/get an answer for.

Also, welcome TO THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT, where all champs worth being championed come from (and don't you forget it).

 

[Jaedrik]

No, fastblade was the third, and he is our Chief Thievery Officer, and he has decided his skills are best utilized if he's stealing stuff.
So what position did you choose=??? I think that's what I was forgetting to ask you/get an answer for.

Head of the Department of Independent Badassery, Speaker of the House of Awesome. . . **** it, and congrats on 10,000+ posts!

 

[Johnknight1]

Head of the Department of Independent Badassery, Speaker of the House of Awesome. . . **** it, and congrats on 10,000+ posts!

Okay, Okay, and Thank You Very Much.

Now what would be your job at both positions you just assigned yourself to=???

(Also side note: Moon and I rarely give orders/missions/objectives, but when we do, they must be followed, although usually we are chillax with the time and the methods used to achieve these orders/missions/objectives).

 

[Jaedrik]

(Also side note: Moon and I rarely give orders/missions/objectives, but when we do, they must be followed, although usually we are chillax with the time and the methods used to achieve these orders/missions/objectives).

Then I rescind my acceptance.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

I said anything who does anything to help anyone against us is our enemy unless they take that action back.

Don't try to twist my words that I am twisting.

Fool, I'll twist you.

False, because Moon "Master" Monkey and I both are individually ten times stronger than the Four Giants.

Then that makes you 100 times too weak to handle my Heel.

Well you'll have to wait until after I beat Poppy, and then you and a few other people (yourself, maybe Opossum, N3ON, Psycho, and Kuma I think) have requested that you get utterly demolished by THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT. And so you have wished it, THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT WILL GRANT IT!!! *fist bumps Moon "Master" Monkey*

I'll consider this Ragnarok, except in the end, I will remain, atop my trophaeum of your corpses, in order to make a Moonknight free world, a better world, just as the Norse prophecies have foretold.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

I just realized that we only have 2 days left to wait.

I'm waiting for the Direct Bomb to go off so that I can pick the shattered remains of my brain and freak out over the trailer when I put them back into place. How about you guys?

 

[Croph]

If you see a shirtless man, do you say he looks naked?

I'm sorry, but this is relevant. Apparently Japan thinks being shirtless = nudity.

omg I'm so sorry for posting a Hetalia vid.

So, anyway, I know I'm speaking waaay ahead of myself, but when I first get Smash 4, I'd like to jump right into an online match. I don't even want to fiddle around with anything or the instruction guide. I'll pick a character that first catches my eye (or perhaps Random), and, well, begin a match with that character. Yeah, I'll most likely suck, but I want to see how fast I adapt from Brawl to Smash 4 (plus the new controls) in a pressured environment by just diving straight into the game like that.

And, omg, only two more days, huh? You guys are getting me hyped D: lol

 

[Johnknight1]

Then I rescind my acceptance.

I've only given one order to fastblade, and it was to steal Nintendo stock, give it to Moon and I, and we'll give him the cash equivalent and then some.

The only real order we have for you is to DEFEND OUR HONOR in all actuality.

Are you sure you wish to proceed=??? We see great potential in you Mr. MonK4. Don't you wanna see yourself in a few years as a honorary high level member of a group that helped changed the course of human history that no group has before=??? To be a part of something powerful like nothing before it=??? To be freer than any man has ever been free before=???

At THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT, YOU CAN ACHIEVE ALL OF THIS!!!

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Why is ok for men to be topless but not woman. Maybe it should be both one way or another

 

[Johnknight1]

I just realized that we only have 2 days left to wait.

I'm waiting for the Direct Bomb to go off so that I can pick the shattered remains of my brain and freak out over the trailer when I put them back into place. How about you guys?

I'm waiting until the King, Kaptain K. Rool himself is revealed. Because after that happens, I will take your belt, and I likewise will crown myself the King of Smash Bros Wii U, along with the UNDISPUTED SUPER SMASH BROS 3DS CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, MOON "MASTER" MONKEY!!! #MenofMoonKnightForLife

Fool, I'll twist you.

Too bad, I was born twisted, curly, and partially upsides-down.

Then that makes you 100 times too weak to handle my Heel.

Like Frieza Cooler, I still have 80 transformations to go, and I am only using 1/1,000,000,000,000th of my power in this form.

I'll consider this Ragnarok, except in the end, I will remain, atop my trophaeum of your corpses, in order to make a Moonknight free world, a better world, just as the Norse prophecies have foretold.

First off, I'm the descendant hero of the Norse. Second off, I killed all the prophets after they killed our people. Third off, we will be immortal, so there will be no corpses for your kingdom full of sand to stand upon. Like a foolish man, you built a house upon the sand, while us wise men at THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT built our house upon the strongest rock of them all: teamwork, group respect, and the two greatest smash bros fighters of all-time, MOON "MASTER" MONKEY and "JOHN-KNIGHT-ONE!!!"

You see, when you are the best in the world, THEY HAVE A NAME FOR YOU, AND THAT NAME IS JOHN C KNIGHT ONE!!!

 

[Robert of Normandy]

...I don't even have my High School diploma because they lost it..

At my graduation they didn't even give us our actual diplomas. And when they did send them, the date on the diploma was wrong, so they had to send us corrected ones.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Too bad, I was born twisted, curly, and partially upsides-down.

This explains much.

Like Frieza Cooler, I still have 80 transformations to go, and I am only using 1/1,000,000,000,000th of my power in this form.

I can accept this, but when you kill the Krillin of my team I'm going to go Super Heel and be all deus ex machina on you. And then like Goku with the Red Ribbon Army I'm going to charge into your Moonknight HQ and rip it apart with such absurd ease that this story will become a comedy born from your utter failure.

First off, I'm the descendant hero of the Norse. Second off, I killed all the prophets after they killed our people. Third off, we will be immortal, so there will be no corpses for your kingdom full of sand to stand upon. Like a foolish man, you built a house upon the sand, while us wise men at THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT built our house upon the strongest rock of them all: teamwork, group respect, and the two greatest smash bros fighters of all-time, MOON "MASTER" MONKEY and "JOHN-KNIGHT-ONE!!!"

Well I'm the descendant of the descendants, and anyone who has read GREEK mythology knows that the next generation usurps the next one by castrating them. Also, if you are immortal, then thee will eternally serve as part of my throne, for I will not stand, nay, but like one of the seven wonders of the world, the statue of Zeus, if I were to stand from my throne I'd unroof the temple above. You may take the title of greatest, sure, but a true emperor does not rule by greatness but by divine right, tis this reason alone an emperor rules. Abandon your teamwork, group respect, and your fellow smash brother and I will consider changing your role from a part of my Most High chair to a knight at my Heel, kneeling in my view until the end of time. Serve or fall, Johnknight.

You see, when you are the best in the world, THEY HAVE A NAME FOR YOU, AND THAT NAME IS JOHN C KNIGHT ONE!!!

This is rapidly becoming like your WWE wrestling catchphrase.

omg I'm so sorry for posting a Hetalia vid.

That's fine, I love Hetalia. :D

So, anyway, I know I'm speaking waaay ahead of myself, but when I first get Smash 4, I'd like to jump right into an online match. I don't even want to fiddle around with anything or the instruction guide. I'll pick a character that first catches my eye (or perhaps Random), and, well, begin a match with that character. Yeah, I'll most likely suck, but I want to see how fast I adapt from Brawl to Smash 4 (plus the new controls) in a pressured environment by just diving straight into the game like that.

I remember when Brawl came out in Japan, I researched all of the info on how to unlock everything and meticulously planned on how to unlock it all in the fastest way possible. Unfortunately for a lot of the characters that just ended up meaning Subspace Emissary..

And, omg, only two more days, huh? You guys are getting me hyped D: lol

Oh you know this is going to blow our minds! And Moon Monkey's avatar countdown is just too awesome haha.

At my graduation they didn't even give us our actual diplomas. And when they did send them, the date on the diploma was wrong, so they had to send us corrected ones.

You had an awful school too, huh?

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

[quote="CrophMaruMariolu2W0vol41PEeeeeek, post: 15568272, member: 215244"]omg I'm so sorry for posting a Hetalia vid.

That's fine, I love Hetalia. :D

I first heard people talking about Hetalia around the summer of 2011 and I was a little afraid to look it up because it looked like a portmanteau of hentai and genitalia.
>_>

 

[Johnknight1]

Just to let you know Holder, I didn't kill Krillin. Nope I killed Yoshi Piccolo so you're Dragon Balls are worthless just like the ones between your Ghirahim's leg!

This is rapidly becoming like your WWE wrestling catchphrase.

Spoiler

I took that line from Chael P. Sonnen (who would have been the final WEC Middleweight Champ), along with many other lines. No he is no professional wrestler (not yet), but man if he doesn't have great lines. "He is the champion, but I am the best" is so simple, but so great.

Why is ok for men to be topless but not woman. Maybe it should be both one way or another

1. Breasts. Women have them, men don't.
2. Men don't have babies getting breastfed from their nipples.
3. Squeamishness.
4. Sexual harassment (women suffer from it a lot as is).
5. Honestly, men without a shirt on is kinda gross in public, especially since well most Americans aren't exactly in shape, and nobody wants to see that, male or female.
6. There are cultures that do that, like many parts of Latin America, Europe, Asia, and Africa.

I'm sorry, but this is relevant. Apparently Japan thinks being shirtless = nudity.

A lot of Japan doesn't even think women being shirtless = nudity.

But yeah, I'm surprised Japan was shown in such favorable light in that historic anime. After all, they had torture techniques that would make the Nazis, Stalin, and Romans puke.

 

[Jaedrik]

Why is ok for men to be topless but not woman. Maybe it should be both one way or another

It's not a double standard because we're not measuring men and women by the same standard, please base your argument on something else, like "we should desensitize society to boobs in an effort to combat their sexualization".
Muahahahaha

I've only given one order to fastblade, and it was to steal Nintendo stock, give it to Moon and I, and we'll give him the cash equivalent and then some.
The only real order we have for you is to DEFEND OUR HONOR in all actuality.
Are you sure you wish to proceed=??? We see great potential in you Mr. MonK4. Don't you wanna see yourself in a few years as a honorary high level member of a group that helped changed the course of human history that no group has before=??? To be a part of something powerful like nothing before it=??? To be freer than any man has ever been free before=???
At THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT, YOU CAN ACHIEVE ALL OF THIS!!!

> (Y/N)?
> Y
He hit enter.
He looks at the words with weary eyes, wondering how this man could be so droll, so boorish, so he lifted his head in haughtiness, sneering at the screen of green digit code which reflected his pale complexion; "I am an independent black woman who doesn't need any man."
He threw aside his desk in a sudden sweep of fury, shouting at none in particular, "I do not need some group of men to tell me when my honor is shred, I take sole proprietorship over our mission, I will work to our ends as I see fit, not as an employee, but as a partner, if you would not have me as such then I shall be your competition! For as diamond cuts diamond, so shall I, a fellow man of fraternal correction, shape you! I do not need a shield of liability, I do not need a 'boy's club', what I need are competitors of expertise, men of action to spur me to action, men of skill to hone my skill, and men of passion to inflame my heart! If you be said man, convince me." At last he sat, huffing, his intense expression slowly dimmed to stoicism, he clicked away and forgot his worries.

 

[Vintage Creep]

Only 55 hours. This is painful.
Today I have to work for 12 hours at least, so I won't think about it.

 

[Johnknight1]

*snip*

MonK4, we're largely just independent contractors, and what we (Moon and I) gain, you share in as well.

In fact here.​

*lays down his gun*​

If you want to join the MEN OF MOONKNIGHT, then take this gun.​

It works just like Fox's gun in Melee, and it's my personal gun.​

If you are going to be a part of our group, you need something as a sign you're riding with is.​

To let everyone know that you are one BAMF member of THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT!!!​

And that you represent freedom, expression, and the American way of BEING THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!​

I expect to fully see you strapped up for the MEN OF MOONKNIGHT tomorrow.

Oh, and btw, the only requirement is you must fight alongside us, and not do business deals with enemies now. I modified the contract in your favor. If you pass an opportunity to achieve greatness like this, then well, I best not say what will happen, but needless to say, it won't be pretty, and there's so much more you can accomplish with your fellow MEN OF MOONKNIGHT than you could alone or with another group that is inferior to yourself and THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT!!!

 

[Oasis_S]

Only 55 hours. This is painful.
Today I have to work for 12 hours at least, so I won't think about it.

What are you talking about it's like in the negative hours Animal Crossing is already released and I DON'T HAVE IT YET.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Just to let you know Holder, I didn't kill Krillin. Nope I killed Yoshi Piccolo so you're Dragon Balls are worthless just like the ones between your Ghirahim's leg!

Are you implying that the Dragon Balls are... and that to COLLECT all of the Dragon Balls I have to...

I can't do this.

And how dare you ignore my beautiful, god complex writing, plus my threats, and simply make a joke about Ghirahim and MALE GENITALIA! You will be brought to justice. Especially for talking about killing one of the few remaining Yoshis, clearly a much greater sin than killing Krillin.

Also, it seems like by default MonK4 has just joined me by being dissatisfied with you. Welcome to the N3ON Heels, MonK4! Also, as part of our uniform, it is mandatory that you wear neon high heels. And since being a N3ON Heel is a 24/7 duty, you must wear them at all times for proper representation.

 

[Oasis_S]

Heels are awful I'm glad they're not part of my uniform.

 

[Johnknight1]

Are you implying that the Dragon Balls are... and that to COLLECT all of the Dragon Balls I have to...

I can't do this.

And how dare you ignore my beautiful, god complex writing, plus my threats, and simply make a joke about Ghirahim and MALE GENITALIA! You will be brought to justice. Especially for talking about killing one of the few remaining Yoshis, clearly a much greater sin than killing Krillin.

It was only Piccolo. Besides, it prevents the Earth from blowing up from the Black Star Dragon Balls, which thus cancels out Dragon Ball GT, which no human being enjoyed.

Also, Ghirahim was always a whipping boy. Actually, he kinda likes it, so it's kinda sorta a favor for him in a sick, twisted way.

Also, it seems like by default MonK4 has just joined me by being dissatisfied with you. Welcome to the N3ON Heels, MonK4! Also, as part of our uniform, it is mandatory that you wear neon high heels. And since being a N3ON Heel is a 24/7 duty, you must wear them at all times for proper representation.

That's like a combination of cows, chickenpox, and a broken laptop; it doesn't mean anything together. Separate you are all good, but together, it's just looks like a mess a hoarder made.

Also, I'm pretty sure I can lure one of you to our side, even though you want to be our enemy. That's unless... you wish to change your direction... you could be great in the MEN OF MOONKNIGHT. You could even say we could be the HEELS OF MOONKNIGHT.... if you catch my dealio.

And that doesn't eliminate my deal with MonK4 still being in play, or a renegotiated deal with N3ON. Because unlike some people, I don't care about making money. I gave at least 25% of my share of income to fastblade because he's such a great worker, and I'm willing to give the other 75% away... for that belt, that glory, and to be SAKURAI'S REPLACEMENT!!! And when a man wants something, he's gotta be willing to EARN IT like I am right now.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I just bought animal crossing new leaf, and am going to pick it up in store tomorrow.

I still don't fully believe in digital copies of games and will buy physical in any instance I can

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

It's not a double standard because we're not measuring men and women by the same standard, please base your argument on something else, like "we should desensitize society to boobs in an effort to combat their sexualization".
Muahahahaha.

Isn't that the definition of double standard

Edit: double posted