Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Deleted member]

I wouldn't exactly say Fire Emblem characters could be described as "manly"

It doesn't matter, they're nominations.

I'll be making a thread on 4chan and we'll have them face off in a tournament style fashion judged by who is manlier, we will take votes and whoever comes out on top is the winner of that round. So if Ike isn't manlier than whoever he's up against, he'll just lose. We're gonna see who the manliest of them all is, that's what a SaiGAR is.

So we have:

-Sol Badguy
-Duke Nukem
-C. Falcon
-Solid Snake
-Big Boss
-Guile
-Paul Phoenix
-King
-Mike Haggar
-Iron Tager
-Bang Shishigami
-Potemkin
-Sagat
-Ike
-Zelgius
-Gheb
-Walhart
-Saxton Hale
-Jim Raynor
-Hector
-Adam Jensen
-Asura
-Kratos
-Dante
-Donte
-Magus
-Akuma
-Ryu
-Garet (GS)
-Ganondorf

Keep em coming guys.

 

[Frostwraith]

Gheb is manly? Since when?

I don't think he qualifies as manly, but whatever.

FalKoopa be trollin' again...

Magnus from Kid Icarus: Uprising is also manly.

Akuma from Street Fighter qualifies.

 

[FalKoopa]

Lol, Gheb was a joke. I was serious about Ike though.

More suggestions,
Snake
TP Link (?)
Garet from Golden Sun

 

[FalKoopa]

Maybe also add OoT Ganondorf.

 

[Deleted member]

Snake's already in.

 

[Frostwraith]

-Magus

Magnus, not Magus.

I'm referring to the Kid Icarus character.

Sorry for being a Grammar Nazi, but it's to avoid confusion with Chrono Trigger character named Magus.

 

[Fastblade5035]

Manly characters?

Overly-manly Link, not THE Link.
Why?

Dat beard.

But seriously, I don't know.. Samus?

 

[Big-Cat]

Did you know Metroid is a girl?

 

[Fastblade5035]

Did you know Metroid is a girl?

Metroids a girl? Then y cant he crawl?

 

[FlareHabanero]

Did you know Metroid is a girl?

Nah, I'm pretty sure Metroid is a robot. Shame that it can't crawl though.

 

[Vintage Creep]

Now I want a Zelda title with an old Link in it...

 

[Frostwraith]

Nah, I'm pretty sure Metroid is a robot. Shame that it can't crawl though.

Completely unrelated and related at the same time... this "gem":

Habanero, your signature once more reveals an absolute truth.

 

[N3ON]

Metroid shud jus ask Zelda to borrow his boms tehn he wuldnt hav to crawl. Duh.

Itd be diffrent if Metroid had boms of his own... oh well.

 

[Fastblade5035]

Metroid shud jus ask Zelda to borrow his boms tehn he wuldnt hav to crawl. Duh.

Itd be diffrent if Metroid had boms of his own... oh well.

But Zelda is too busy saving the princess of Hyrule to do that.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Metroid should ask Kid Icarus about crawling, he can crawl by shuffling like a crab.

 

[Frostwraith]

Super Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Pokémon and Kid Icarus for SSB4, pls.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Super Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Pokémon and Kid Icarus for SSB4, pls.

Don't forget Fire Emblem, Star Fox, EarthBound, and F-Zero.

 

[Fastblade5035]

Don't forget Fire Emblem, Star Fox, EarthBound, and F-Zero.

OMG I LOVE FIRE EMBLEM. His blue hair is sooo cool, and she can use an Axe with fire!

I also want Pikmin in SSb4. He'd be awsum!

 

[FlareHabanero]

OMG I LOVE FIRE EMBLEM. His blue hair is sooo cool, and she can use an Axe with fire!

Wait, your saying that Fire Emblem is both a boy and girl? I thought she was a girl, there has to be a reason why she's hanging out with that red haired guy.

 

[FalKoopa]

I also want Pikmin in SSb4. He'd be awsum!

Now I feel like a Purple Pikmin...

 

[augustoflores]

all of this Metroid cant crawl and super mario world is too hard is really getting on my bad side. why don't the helpful miiverse miis tell these new generation gamers how to press down twice to get into morph ball mode? that's essentially crawling. you go out of your way to get the morph ball bomb then when you want to go back up you're stuck by a crouch and a rock place. bomb it, damn it!!
honestly, the forest in super mario world was confusing even to me... I couldn't get through there, so i looked elsewhere to advance.

i can honestly say 75 percent is trolling.

E3 is 23 days from now. I still do not have my E3 badge. things aren't looking good. but it's all good! we can ALL play the games showcased by Nintendo at Best Buy on the week of E3. not sure if it's exclusively on the week of E3 or it spans past that week.

 

[Frostwraith]

Pick one:

- I think super mario is a pretty cool guy, eh kills turtels and doesn't afraid of anything
- I think zelda is a pretty cool guy, eh kills pigmen and doesn't afraid of anything
- I think metroid is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything but cant crawl
- I think kid icarus is a pretty cool guy, eh kills gods and doesn't afraid of anything
- I think fire emblem is a pretty cool gal, seh kills dargons and doesn't afraid of anything
- I think f-zero is a pretty cool guy, eh races cool cars and doesn't afraid of anything
- I think star fox is a pretty cool guy, eh pilots ships and doesn't afraid of anything

 

[FalKoopa]

I choose none...

 

[Fastblade5035]

Pick one:

I think pikmin is a pretty cool guy, eh contols plantts and doesn't afraid of anything

 

[FlareHabanero]

Also don't forget about Murasame and Xenoblade.

Also I think Murasame and Zelda might be lesbians or something.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I think grand theft auto 2 is a pretty cool guy, sleeps with prostitutes then kills them to get money back and doesn't afraid of anything

 

[Curious Villager]

Pick one:

- I think super mario is a pretty cool guy, eh kills turtels and doesn't afraid of anything
- I think zelda is a pretty cool guy, eh kills pigmen and doesn't afraid of anything
- I think metroid is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything but cant crawl
- I think kid icarus is a pretty cool guy, eh kills gods and doesn't afraid of anything
- I think fire emblem is a pretty cool gal, seh kills dargons and doesn't afraid of anything
- I think f-zero is a pretty cool guy, eh races cool cars and doesn't afraid of anything
- I think star fox is a pretty cool guy, eh pilots ships and doesn't afraid of anything

-I think Professor Layton is a pretty cool guy, eh solves puzzles and doesn't afraid of anything.

Oh wait...

 

[~automatic]

> doesn't afraid of anything jokes.

Welcome to 2008; or should I say two thousand late.

 

[8-peacock-8]

Completely unrelated and related at the same time... this "gem":

Habanero, your signature once more reveals an absolute truth.

Apparently i still had faith in humanity until i saw this.

 

[Frostwraith]

> doesn't afraid of anything jokes.

Welcome to 2008; or should I say two thousand late.

I know this joke is old.

 

[Oasis_S]

I call Pit the Kid Icarus all the time, actually.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Metroid isn't possible to win

Spoiler

 

[8-peacock-8]

Xenoblade is a pretty cool guy. Kills giant robuts and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[Big-Cat]

Thanks a lot-icus.

 

[N3ON]

Y'know most of them are trolling.

They should have a field day next week when Kirby, the "easy series", has like three games release.

 

[8-peacock-8]

Y'know most of them are trolling.

They should have a field day next week when Kirby, the "easy series", has like three games release.

Yeah.

 

[Curious Villager]

I used to find Super Mario World difficult. Back when I was like 5 or 6. Years later when I played it again from the Virtual Console I stop back and think: "Man, I really sucked back then."

Ah well that's the wonders of being a child back in the day I guess.

 

[FlareHabanero]

I call Pit the Kid Icarus all the time, actually.

Funny because Pit himself is unaware of the Kid Icarus thing.

Who is this "Icarus" guy this game is named after? Can I meet him?

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

Now I wish I could punch people over Miiverse.

 

[Vintage Creep]

I'm playing Super Metroid. Started it an hour ago, now I'm against Kraid and he kicked my ass. I just couldn't find any missiles. Great game though.