Smashiny
Smash Journeyman
And it was 15 milesuphillup mountains both ways, it was a blizzard, and you couldn't wear more than a t-shirt because Mike Tyson would attack you with Joe Frazier.
Then at the video game store we had to fight George Foreman, Randy Couture, and Semmy Schilt at the same time just to buy one game.
And after all that you couldn't even return home, 'cause you'd be snowed in. Than you just had to play the waiting game till someone dug you out...
Preferably in one of the following days, so you wouldn't have to eat... you know...
Survival kit food, that stuff's disgusting