Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Croph]

Tbh, the only thing I liked about the SSE was the cutscenes and character interactions. Essentially, all that fanservice.

Spoiler

And that scene where Captain Falcon jumps out of the Blue Falcon and Falcon Punches that ROB minion. Then he skids across the ground, epically posing, only to kill harmless Pikmin in the way. lol

But I did like how the story mode fleshed out some characters. I really liked the relationship between Lucas and PT. And Lucas, in the beginning, being too scared to help Ness. Real courage comes from facing your fears!

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Did somebody say Pingas?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Tbh, the only thing I liked about the SSE was the cutscenes and character interactions. Essentially, all that fanservice.

Spoiler

And that scene where Captain Falcon jumps out of the Blue Falcon and Falcon Punches that ROB minion. Then he skids across the ground, epically posing, only to kill harmless Pikmin in the way. lol

I like how Peach managed to avoid getting shot with an extremely powerful laser blast, yet Luigi couldn't avoid getting hit with a hammer, and Fox couldn't even escape getting dragged by a monkey.

 

[Johnknight1]

Just sign my contract, and you'll become a magical girl. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

I don't want to be a magical girl; I like my manscape!

(also Hab Hab, why does that sound like you want me in some weird fetish-centric pornographic material=???)

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

(also Hab Hab, why does that sound like you want me in some weird fetish-centric pornographic material=???)

To be fair, who wouldn't want to see you in that?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I don't want to be a magical girl; I like my manscape!

(also Hab Hab, why does that sound like you want me in some weird fetish-centric pornographic material=???)

Do you really want an answer to that?

 

[Johnknight1]

Captain Falcon's past self discovered.

I'm pretty sure he was just a terrible Captain Falcon clone who hit his one frame sweet spot bro.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Did somebody say Pingas?

You heard the man, Eggman for Smash!

 

[Mr. OC]

Splendid, he can replace Sonic

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I FINALLY GOT ONE!!!!


YIPEEE!!!!!

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

I'm pretty sure he was just a terrible Captain Falcon clone who hit his one frame sweet spot bro.

Who you calling a terrible Captain Falcon clone?

Or did you mean Old Manondorf?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I'm pretty sure he was just a terrible Captain Falcon clone who hit his one frame sweet spot bro.

Or Captain Falcon found a way into the real world, but he was reverted to his past self at the time.

I'm sure any day now he'll turn up donning his epic outfit and challenge you to a Melee battle.

 

[FlareHabanero]

(also Hab Hab, why does that sound like you want me in some weird fetish-centric pornographic material=???)

Shut the hell up, get on the bed, and put on that leather suit.

 

[Mr. OC]

Who you calling a terrible Captain Falcon clone?

Or did you mean Old Manondorf?

Blood Falcon

 

[Johnknight1]

To be fair, who wouldn't want to see you in that?

Me.

Do you really want an answer to that?

I asked for why it sounds like he is asking for that, not what he is thinking in his head or what he wants out of my body!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I FINALLY GOT ONE!!!!


YIPEEE!!!!!

 

[Big-Cat]

Any thoughts on the video I posted earlier?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shut the hell up, get on the bed, and put on that leather suit.

I didn't know you were that desperate Sharptooth. (I'm calling you that for a while, like I said before)

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

Me.

Besides you.

I asked for why it sounds like he is asking for that, not what he is thinking in his head or what he wants out of my body!

Your body isn't ready.

Also, Fighting Gyroid Team for the usual annoying Team you gotta face.

 

[Johnknight1]

No, it makes me a dinosaur.

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So does that mean there are dinosaurs in DKC5 or DKC6=???

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Any thoughts on the video I posted earlier?

It was so awesome that I liked it before it ended.

 

[Johnknight1]

Or Captain Falcon found a way into the real world, but he was reverted to his past self at the time.

I'm sure any day now he'll turn up donning his epic outfit and challenge you to a Melee battle.

No, for one that kid apparently failed to become a cop after riding cop like a starving dog, and he is kind of a freak. He's just another nobody.

Captain Falcon, on the other hand, is manly, strong, powerful, wise, and is a legend.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

No, for one that kid apparently failed to become a cop after riding cop like a starving dog, and he is kind of a freak. He's just another nobody.

Captain Falcon, on the other hand, is manly, strong, powerful, wise, and is a legend.

But we don't know if he was born a fighting prodigy, or a nerd, he could've been destined to become the legend he is today, but started out as a nerd.

Or that kid is Captain Falcon's alter-ego.

 

[Johnknight1]

Shut the hell up, get on the bed, and put on that leather suit.

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not Holder, Manly, Poppy, Metal, or Toise.

Also, your body can't handle me you foolish little boi.

 

[Mr. OC]

But we don't know if he was born a fighting prodigy, or a nerd, he could've been destined to become the legend he is today, but started out as a nerd.

Or that kid is Captain Falcon's alter-ego.

Are you serious
He was a redneck/nascar fan as a child, that's how all racecar drivers start off.
As trailer trash.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not Holder, Manly, Poppy, Metal, or Toise.

Also, your body can't handle me you foolish little boi.

His body never was ready enough for yours.


He must feel just like a Purple Pikmin.

 

[Johnknight1]

But we don't know if he was born a fighting prodigy, or a nerd, he could've been destined to become the legend he is today, but started out as a nerd.

Or that kid is Captain Falcon's alter-ego.

1. The kid is an adult.
2. He's lame.
3. He is physically not in the right... "shape" to be Captain Falcon.
4. Heck, the kid is not even worthy of being Rick Wheeler.
5. He was so white, Casper made fun of his lack of a tan.
6. That tan was from not seeing daylight.
7. I'm not doing #7 because I don't wanna be a Weiner like Weiner... who was revealed to have showed his Weiner to at least 6 women while he was married on National Hot Dog Day... while he is running for the Office of the Mayor of New York (yes, I cannot make this up, because I am not that crazy).

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not Holder, Manly, Poppy, Metal, or Toise.

Also, your body can't handle me you foolish little boi.

Eh?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

1. The kid is an adult.
2. He's lame.
3. He is physically not in the right... "shape" to be Captain Falcon.
4. Heck, the kid is not even worthy of being Rick Wheeler.
5. He was so white, Casper made fun of his lack of a tan.
6. That tan was from not seeing daylight.
7. I'm not doing #7 because I don't wanna be a Weiner like Weiner... who was revealed to have showed his Weiner to at least 6 women while he was married on National Hot Dog Day... while he is running for the Office of the Mayor of New York (yes, I cannot make this up, because I am not that crazy).

My theory has been crushed.

But now that I've learned of this, I'm glad it was.

I wonder what this guy would think if he read this.

 

[Demna]

I leave for 30 minutes and the topic changed several times... God, it's hard to keep up with this thread

 

[Mr. OC]

Apparently we're talking about Captain Falcon cosplay or some ****

Idfk

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I leave for 30 minutes and the topic changed several times... God, it's hard to keep up with this thread

That's what makes this thread special.

 

[Johnknight1]

Eh?

C'mon Poppy, we all know you would be easy to manipulate in those ways.

Not Holder easy (he might be dead from all the S&M crazy stuff N3ON, Manly, Triple Dash, and others have done to him), but still easy enough to control.

I wonder what this guy would think if he read this.

Confirmation that he was a holier than thou **** who no one liked, and is a gigantic loser.

I've never seen someone as out of shape as he is brag about his legs, and then wear the Reno 9-1-1 short shorts to "show them off."

(as if it isn't weird enough when girls do it, but my goodness when someone as out of shape as him does that, it is nothing short is creepy and disturbing)

 

[Demna]

That's what makes this thread special.

Your avatar looks kinda odd. From what series is that character from?

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

C'mon Poppy, we all know you would be easy to manipulate in those ways.

Not Holder easy (he might be dead from all the S&M crazy stuff N3ON, Manly, Triple Dash, and others have done to him), but still easy enough to control.

Now I'm confused. Am I a Jiang Shi or not? Since I'm apparently always dead in the Backroom.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Your avatar looks kinda odd. From what series is that character from?

Animal Crossing. The Japanese movie to be specific.

Also the character's name is Whitney.

 

[Johnknight1]

Okay, the topic is now about THE UNDENIABLE AWESOMENESS OF RIDLEY!!!

(quickly, someone make a picture of Ridley in short shorts)

Now I'm confused. Am I a Jiang Shi or not? Since I'm apparently always dead in the Backroom.

Perhaps that is how you are abused and controlled in such a manner.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

Okay, the topic is now about THE UNDENIABLE AWESOMENESS OF RIDLEY!!!

(quickly, someone make a picture of Ridley in short shorts)


Perhaps that is how you are abused and controlled in such a manner.

Go look up some of Oasis's old Shota Ridley pics on Google. They're there.

Wha? But jiang shi are better than that.

 

[Johnknight1]

Nothing is "better than that" to Manly, N3ON, and Triple Dash my dear sweet Poppy. Nothing is also "bad enough," which is why they are stooping down (or in N3ON's case up) to your level!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Okay, the topic is now about THE UNDENIABLE AWESOMENESS OF RIDLEY!!!

(quickly, someone make a picture of Ridley in short shorts)


Perhaps that is how you are abused and controlled in such a manner.

Ridley in short shorts?

Just because he's purple and can fly doesn't mean he eats people.

(who's awesome enough to get that reference?)