Student attacks Hells Angels with, wait for it, puppies.

[Mic_128]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37710921/ns/world_news-weird_news

BERLIN - A German student created a traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hells Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hells Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 3-mile-long traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hells Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.

The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.

Man, if the guy has lost it, he's certainly done it in a style that no one's gonna forget.

 

[victra♥]

A German student created a traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hells Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

well if that isn't the oddest thing i've ever read in my life

 

[SkylerOcon]

Wait.

What the hell?

 

[GoldShadow]

 

[Spire]

I'd like to adopt that puppy.

 

[Fly_Amanita]

As far as readily available animal projectiles go, puppies aren't half-bad.

 

[Mota]

Agree with Vic, that's just too unbelievable haha. Driving a bulldozer would've been fun, pretty mean to hurl a puppy, I'd have kept him on the seat for company.

Look at that Mod Combo.

 

[Greenstreet]

Clearly wanted to calm the Hell's angels down - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbn75LITtlc

 

[Grandeza]

Amazing. Throwing a puppy and escaping on a bulldozer. I can't say that if I was going to do something like this i would have been able to think of such a good plan.

 

[Dru2]

Now THAT'S improvising.

 

[Geist]

This guy deserves a medal or something.
What the hell.

 

[ru5514n]

Why a puppy?
Why a bulldozer?
Did the bikers do anything in retaliation?

 

[Fuelbi]

You guys don't know how hard you made me **** my pants with this. The story along with the puppy cannon and the kitty video made me laugh for 5 minutes straight.

Dude, this guy's my hero now

 

[Metal~Mario]

This guy wins.

FOREVER

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Kitties are more aerodynamic, in my opinion.

 

[Mic_128]

Why a puppy?
Why a bulldozer?
Did the bikers do anything in retaliation?

I'd imagine they'd be too stunned to do anything. I know I would.

 

[jugfingers]

he escaped on a stolen bulldozer...


why wasn't he given a ****ing prize.

 

[UberMario]

Man this was too hilarious, good thing the puppy is ok.

 

[Fuelbi]

Man, I'd kill to adopt that puppy.

When the vet asks me "Who did you adopt it from?", I say "It was given to me by a man who threw the puppy at a biker gang and promptly escaped on a bulldozer". Then she'll be saying "Lolwut?"

 

[BBQTV]

i thought I've heard it all but this is........

 

[ChickenWing13]

Cool! Its about time someone did something to them.

 

[finalark]

...

Laddies and Gentlemen, proof that truth can be stranger than fiction.

 

[BBQTV]

...

Laddies and Gentlemen, proof that truth can be stranger than fiction.

this seems to be a case of Refuge In Audacity

 

[ChickenWing13]

This is how it should've happened:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVX8Ab6Gjhk

 

[Deleted member]

BEST thing EVER.

wow.

 

[StinkomanFan]

This needs to be a videogame. It would be like a combination of Postal 2 and Saints Row 2.

 

[Fatmanonice]

God, what I would pay to see video footage of this. The only way this story could be better is if he was wearing a superman cape or pilot goggles and a scarf.

 

[Jon Farron]

Um...ok???

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

"Who throws a puppy?" Maybe a better question would be. "Who throws a puppy at a member of one of the most feared biker gangs in the world?"

 

[Luigitoilet]

i thought I've heard it all but this is........

dude is every single one of your posts like this? it seems like it. you're so pointless!

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Hahaha, I want to meet this guy.

 

[pickle962]

Puppies? Bulldozers? Now THAT'S something you don't see every day!

 

[Эикельманн [РУС]]

He's probably from 4chan, seeing as how completely random this is.

 

[Today]

Hurling a puppy and escaping on a bulldozer...?

Glad the puppy is in safe hands now!

 

[Pikaville]

I never thought I'd see those 2 things formulated into an escape plan.

throw puppy+steal bulldozer.......

Wow what a crazy *******!