Stryks presents: War of the clubs 2.0! UPDATE: 18/03/08

[Reyairia]

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=144899
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=127886
a couple of my stories. mock me if you must.

Did so. Whoa boy, you've got a long road to go.
Then again, I'm an incredibly picky reader, albeit not so much once I met my friend who's job is an editor. She tears things apart, I tell ya.
Still, if it doesn't look like an assignment ready to hand in to your English teacher or editor to revise, I won't read it.

 

[Collective of Bears]

@ Ismar:

Shut up Mog supporter.

Oh, that's gotta hurt!

 

[IsmaR]

I might as well admit I supported Waluigi just to piss off Shuma /sarcasm

 

[platnum]

@antimatter:

Too lazy to read it.

+1 post.

Edit:

@ Ismar:

Shut up Mog supporter.

*casts stone on shuma*

*shatters him to pieces with a huge mechanicle fist*

Insult mog supporters, and you will DIE!

 

[Shuma]

You... Supported. Waluigi!?

I didn't even remember that. Or i didn't even know it.

Wow... wow.... how can anyone fail so hard?

Edit:

@Platnum:

You're redeeming yourself with your Zelda knowledge, don't blow it.

 

[Collective of Bears]

I might as well admit I supported Waluigi just to piss off Shuma /sarcasm

Admit? Waluigi s teh pwnage! And now, I set all the arguments of "NYAAARGH HE HAS NO MOVE POTENTIAL" to rest with my awesome special moveset.

B: Bomb Toss
Throws a Bob-omb out. Weaker than regular Bob-ombs.

Side B: Bomb Punch
Punches with a bomb. If it hits, it damages Waluigi by 5%.

Up B: Whirluigi
From Power Tennis. Waluigi pauses midair and spins around (for horizontal recovery) and then does an uppercut with his Tennis Racket (for vertical recovery).

Down B: Stomp
The Stomp from his AT form. Plants foes into the ground.

Final Smash: Waluigi Pinball
Pinballs come flying out of nowhere and roll over foes.

And yes he tosses Bombs and stuff

 

[Shuma]

It was:

"He could throw bombs or something"

 

[Reyairia]

I might as well admit I supported Waluigi just to piss off Shuma /sarcasm

SWF: IT'S VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS.

This is why trolls are drawn here like bees to honey.

 

[Fawriel]

Waluigi doesn't deserve to share a color with Ridley. =<

 

[Shuma]

More than Serious.

 

[Collective of Bears]

It was:

"He could throw bombs or something"

Whatever, like it matters.

 

[T-major]

@T:

Yeah i mean that green *******. He has a **** and an *** on his Tail. Epic Victory.

...what? censorship for the epic looz

Ever since I played Shadow the Hedgehog.... *cringe*

really, I don't get why people diss Shadow the Hedgehog so much (the game, not the character). it had all the same problems as all the other 3-D Sonic games... but you don't see anybody tearing those games apart...

and Blitzkrieg, Waluigi is stupid and undeserving. this is exactly why I don't like you. because half the characters you support are completely stupid... and if I recall correctly, you were anti Ridley too...

 

[Patinator]

Waluigi's never been in a normal Mario game... /chance, I guess. Waluigi's cool.

Reyairia, I coulda used you in the We Hate Sakurai thread those many months ago... ^^;

 

[platnum]

More than Serious.

More than more than serious.

 

[Collective of Bears]

Waluigi's never been in a normal Mario game... /chance, I guess. Waluigi's cool.

Reyairia, I coulda used you in the We Hate Sakurai thread those many months ago... ^^;

Tell that to the Mario Kart stage.

 

[XACE-K]

Waluigi doesn't deserve to share a color with Ridley. =<

Then start a petition to get Waluigi's color changed if it makes you angry.

 

[T-major]

Then start a petition to get Waluigi's color changed if it makes you angry.

yeah. we should get his colour changed to poo-poo brown

 

[Collective of Bears]

yeah. we should get his colour changed to poo-poo brown

Man, why is it that everyone is hating on Waluigi?

 

[platnum]

Tell that to the Mario Kart stage.

*Tells that to the mario kart stage*

*Gets hit by the blue shell*


*Tells the same thing waluigi*

*waluigi cries in a corner*

*laughs at waluigi's sadness and casts firaga on him*
he got what he deserved.

 

[T-major]

Man, why is it that everyone is hating on Waluigi?

because he fu*king sucks...

 

[Reyairia]

Reyairia, I coulda used you in the We Hate Sakurai thread those many months ago... ^^;

 

[IsmaR]

You... Supported. Waluigi!?

I didn't even remember that. Or i didn't even know it.

Wow... wow.... how can anyone fail so hard?

Well you're an example. And you didn't notice my sarcasm?/sarcasm

Edit:

@Platnum:

You're redeeming yourself with your Zelda knowledge, don't blow it.

Because he needs to be perfect in your eyes, right?

Man, why is it that everyone is hating on Waluigi?

Because of this:

SWF: IT'S VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS.

This is why trolls are drawn here like bees to honey.

 

[Collective of Bears]

because he fu*king sucks...

Which is an entirely biased opinion. If I were to say "Wolf sucks," it wouldn't have increased his chances any more, and he still would've been playable.

 

[Fawriel]

Then start a petition to get Waluigi's color changed if it makes you angry.

Alright!

*starts a petition to teach XACE-K the ability to discern between sarcastic commentary and SERIOUS BUSINESS*

Man, why is it that everyone is hating on Waluigi?

I'm not hating, to be honest. I just don't like him particularly. And he has pretty much no chance to be playable in a Smash game ever.

The crotch chop ( in a Nintendo game! ) is pretty sweet, though.

 

[Reyairia]

Seriously, Shuma; If you're this sour at your age, I do not want to look at you when you're old. >_o

 

[XACE-K]

Alright!

*starts a petition to teach XACE-K the ability to discern between sarcastic commentary and SERIOUS BUSINESS*

Good because I need help with that.

 

[T-major]

Which is an entirely biased opinion. If I were to say "Wolf sucks," it wouldn't have increased his chances any more, and he still would've been playable.

if you said "wolf sucks", people would have eaten you alive because it's a stupid opinion. it's a commonly held opinion that Waluigi is a stupid and unnessesary character. just like how Zelda OoT is regarded as the best game ever made. it's an opinion, but everybody agrees with it, so it's regarded as fact.

everybody thinking Waluigi sucks = Waluigi does in fact suck

I don't know how I can explain it more clearly.

 

[Shuma]

Seriously, Shuma; If you're this sour at your age, I do not want to look at you when you're old. >_o

I know, i'm awesome. *wink* Also, it's not my faul, i can't help but dislike Mog supporters.

 

[IsmaR]

Opinions regarded as facts FTL

 

[Shuma]

Waluigi sucks. The end.

 

[Collective of Bears]

Opinions regarded as facts FTL

And that, my friend, is why R.I.D.L.E.Y. got shut down.

 

[Shuma]

You're Saying Ridley sucks? Or that the club sucks?

 

[Reyairia]

if you said "wolf sucks", people would have eaten you alive because it's a stupid opinion. it's a commonly held opinion that Waluigi is a stupid and unnessesary character. just like how Zelda OoT is regarded as the best game ever made. it's an opinion, but everybody agrees with it, so it's regarded as fact.

Oh!!!! So that's why I never got anything. That's how normal people think, right?

 

[platnum]

I know, i'm awesome. *wink* Also, it's not my faul, i can't help but dislike Mog supporters.

why? do you hate mog, or does this stem from your hatred of me?

 

[Reyairia]

And that, my friend, is why R.I.D.L.E.Y. got shut down.

No, it wasn't.

 

[T-major]

Oh!!!! So that's why I never got anything. That's how normal people think, right?

pretty much, yeah.

@ platnum:

a little bit of both, most likely...

 

[Collective of Bears]

You're Saying Ridley sucks? Or that the club sucks?

I'm saying the club flamed the hell out of anyone who didn't support Ridley. But wait... Ridley

Spoiler

ISN'T PLAYABLE!? ONOEZ!!!

Not to say I didn't support Ridley, I did, but the club was completely stuck-up and disregarded everyone's opinions.

 

[Shuma]

why? do you hate mog, or does this stem from your hatred of me?

Nope. I dislike the fact that people supported a character wich had no chance of being in the game at all.

Edit:

@ Commander:

I agree.

 

[Collective of Bears]

Nope. I dislike the fact that people supported a character wich had no chance of being in the game at all.

*coughashleycough*

 

[Shuma]

**** Ashley. And her supporters.