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Strongest FL Smashers

DaShizWiz

DaShizWiz

Smash Champion
Joined
Nov 8, 2005
Messages
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Hey guys, just wanted to let everyone in the south know who they're dealing with.

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Strongest FL Smashers

DaShizWiz(Bench 300)
KeepSpeedN(Bench 300)
SmashMac(Benches 280)
Lambchops(Benches 280)
RockCrock(Benches 275)
Queen(Benches 230)
Tipman(Benches 215)
Esam(Benches 215)
Linguini(Benches 215)
Synikal(Benches 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)
 
DaShizWiz

DaShizWiz

Smash Champion
Joined
Nov 8, 2005
Messages
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Yeah Tipman last I talked to him said he could bench 215, I don't have that much weight at my house, but I can do 210 two times :). Synikal is off the charts I heard though lol, he is a beast.
 
chaddd

chaddd

Smash Lord
Joined
Feb 15, 2006
Messages
1,485
Yes yes yes, this is all well and good and everything, but I'd like to start by saying that Tipman supposedly quit. Not to mention that Georgia has some of the rawest smashers alive today. Let me show you:

Datman - He beat OMEGA. Making him literally the rawest smasher in existence, case and point. Omega(of Devry) was the rawest man in Smash, and (according to sources at Devry) could "probably 4 stock Captain Jack"

GaWes - He's actually radioactive on command, and whenever he loses a fight (it never happens, though), he can give the person with the ungodly skill instant cancer.

At this point, I'd like to refer to my post in the GA Power Rankings thread:

"Pfffffft. I'm so manly that when I enter a room, everyone's voice gets deeper and infants have been known to instantly hit puberty. Not to mention that I eat Beef Jerky Cereal with Tobasco Sauce for breakfast. I'm also a pirate and beat up feminists on a regular basis. I don't need to rip my shirt off because I can just flex and it tears to shreds while a beer flies out of no where into my hand."

So as you can see, we're simply just as raw as Florida, if not more so. We also, between the 3 of us, have a combined bench weight that can only be measured in the gravity exerted over a black hole. This is obviously only because of the inhuman rawness radiating primarily from Datman.
 
Gerbil

Gerbil

Smash Champion
Joined
Apr 22, 2006
Messages
2,651
Location
Columbus, GA
rofl at Chad and RC.

I'm sure GA's rawness is all due to the fact that actual um dark skinned gamers (particularly Alpha) live among us in harmony. I mean come on, how many smashers can FL claim to have lost in the night after a really late tournament, and had been forced to go get flashlights? Srsly.

GA = Dark Rawness :p
 
chaddd

chaddd

Smash Lord
Joined
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Messages
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Gerbil said:
rofl at Chad and RC.

I'm sure GA's rawness is all due to the fact that actual um dark skinned gamers (particularly Alpha) live among us in harmony. I mean come on, how many smashers can FL claim to have lost in the night after a really late tournament, and had been forced to go get flashlights? Srsly.

GA = Dark Rawness :p
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oh. you must mean BLACK. Because Alpha is BLACK. In Spanish it's NEGRO.


BLACK was the race you were thinking of.
 
±wì§+ë®

±wì§+ë®

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jul 28, 2006
Messages
240
Gerbil said:
rofl at Chad and RC.

I'm sure GA's rawness is all due to the fact that actual um dark skinned gamers (particularly Alpha) live among us in harmony. I mean come on, how many smashers can FL claim to have lost in the night after a really late tournament, and had been forced to go get flashlights? Srsly.

GA = Dark Rawness :p
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GA= Dark Rawness Sexy Chocolate. :cool:
 
Gerbil

Gerbil

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Location
Columbus, GA
chaddd said:
oh. you must mean BLACK. Because Alpha is BLACK. In Spanish it's NEGRO.


BLACK was the race you were thinking of.
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Haha I just didn't want to somehow upset that one random person with a "racial" comment though Alpha knows perfectly well I am only joking with him. No doubt he will pwn me sooner or later for that rofl.

Wait... why the **** do I care what others think?

Alpha. You're black.

P.S. make sure to bring the flashlight to Snowday! >.>
 
Handorin

Handorin

Smash Hero
Joined
Dec 2, 2005
Messages
6,013
Someone bring weights to INNV. It would be the greatest face off ever.

A: "MM?"
B: "Sure what you bannen?"
A: "Psh, I meant on the bench. That's where real men show skillz."
B: "..."
 
KeepSpeedN

KeepSpeedN

Smash Ace
Joined
Oct 15, 2005
Messages
686
Location
Naples Florida
Okay, this list obviously needs some editing. Should be fixed soon.

Lol @ Handorin, we should do that at INN, I'll MM people in weights lolzor!!
 
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NBP Mike

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Sep 15, 2005
Messages
235
Location
IDAHO
I would love to see either of the brothers be able to survive having 300 punds on there chest. On the other hand one time i saw rock crock pick up his entire high school and turn it so he could be in the shade.
 
Gerbil

Gerbil

Smash Champion
Joined
Apr 22, 2006
Messages
2,651
Location
Columbus, GA
^ I once saw Mike G do that. He decided he was just to hot from the sun, so picked up a massive chunk of land to shade himself. When it got dark time, he just threw the land away into the ocean. We call this land Hawaii.
 
Darr06

Darr06

Smash Cadet
Joined
Nov 16, 2005
Messages
57
thats all well and good but i once saw queen literally wave dash all the way to japan and back just to get some authentic japanese tea for his meditation...it took him 5 minutes
 
Fenrir VII

Fenrir VII

Smash Master
Joined
Sep 9, 2005
Messages
3,506
NBP Mike said:
I would love to see either of the brothers be able to survive having 300 punds on there chest. On the other hand one time i saw rock crock pick up his entire high school and turn it so he could be in the shade.
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Dude yes, Rock scares me with the sleeveless life...

btw, 240 for me. so I CAN bench Xif. loller
 
RAM

RAM

Smash Lord
Joined
Mar 20, 2006
Messages
1,449
Location
The Land of Magical Deserts.
Put me down as the most cut throat Florida Smasher. I'm from New Orleans *****! But I can Bench press the Moon. cause on the moon We are superior in every way.
 
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