CStick
Smash Lord
why not just model it after the modern ****ty rappers like that dumb Souja Boy ****? Its much easier.
for example:
"yo...yo..yo..."
"smash that bytch off da stage, smash that bytch off da stage, smash that bytch off da stage, smash that bytch off da stage, then smash 'em when he be comin' back! repeat about 80 times to a two-beat ****ty synth made by a 4-yr old. then, after the 80th time, go "shquirtle squad represent *****!" then go back to "smash that bytch off da stage" etc. etc.
does it suck? yes. But, will it sell at least 2 million albums? Yes.
theres your platinum song right thur.
for example:
"yo...yo..yo..."
"smash that bytch off da stage, smash that bytch off da stage, smash that bytch off da stage, smash that bytch off da stage, then smash 'em when he be comin' back! repeat about 80 times to a two-beat ****ty synth made by a 4-yr old. then, after the 80th time, go "shquirtle squad represent *****!" then go back to "smash that bytch off da stage" etc. etc.
does it suck? yes. But, will it sell at least 2 million albums? Yes.
theres your platinum song right thur.