Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

-Hinoka was terrified as Sakura got closer-


Azura: -listening-


Palu: "I never said it was wrong. If you want to be a priestess of me when you grow up, I won't stop you."

Sakura: "Nee-sama....?"
---
-He takes out his-

Shirou: "You see, the buttons are for..." -Exposition, exposition- "Got it?"
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Ana: "I-I see...It makes me happy"

Yukari: Cute.

 

[Deleted member]

-Flowey looks at his friend-

Was that you?

-and now they hear this repeating....-
KingofPhantoms
-a...microphone...? appears beside Star....-
-something is compelling her to take it-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Nee-sama....?"

-she shaking, trying to break free-

-He takes out his-

Shirou: "You see, the buttons are for..." -Exposition, exposition- "Got it?"

Azura: "I... think so?"

Ana: "I-I see...It makes me happy"

Yukari: Cute.

Palu: "Awww~" -ruffles Ana's hair-

-and now they hear this repeating....-

Chara!

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she shaking, trying to break free-


Azura: "I... think so?"


Palu: "Awww~" -ruffles Ana's hair-


Chara!

Sakura: "Nee-sama? Why are you like this?"

-With the two sisters gone, the attack on Chaldea ceased btw-
---
Shirou: "Let's try then"
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Alice: "Miyu was wondering if you could tell us stories!"
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Kiara: -Was resummoned few days ago and is looking through the cafeteria to see if there's any sweets-

 

[Deleted member]

Chara!

-garbled and slow low-pitch voice that they can somehow understand-
....I used to think all children were innocent souls that needed to be protected....

...you two are proof of the opposite...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Nee-sama? Why are you like this?"

-With the two sisters gone, the attack on Chaldea ceased btw-

Hinoka: "S-Sakura...!"

Shirou: "Let's try then"

-yee-

Alice: "Miyu was wondering if you could tell us stories!"

Palu: "Awww~ Of course I will, but I'm busy with someone for now..."

-sad kids?-

Kiara: -Was resummoned few days ago and is looking through the cafeteria to see if there's any sweets-

Harleen: -whistling while holding a lollipop-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hinoka: "S-Sakura...!"


-yee-


Palu: "Awww~ Of course I will, but I'm busy with someone for now..."

-sad kids?-


Harleen: -whistling while holding a lollipop-

Sakura: "Nee-sama?!"
---
-How she manages to do it?-
---
-Sad-

Alice: "I-I understand, Mama..."
---
Kiara: "Hmmmm, I think I will take some puddin..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Nee-sama?!"

Hinoka: "G-Get away from me!"

-How she manages to do it?-

-not without difficulty-

-Sad-

Alice: "I-I understand, Mama..."

Palu:

-Yukari decides to leave?-

Kiara: "Hmmmm, I think I will take some puddin..."

-Harleen dropped the lollipop-

 

[Deleted member]

-garbled and slow low-pitch voice that they can somehow understand-
....I used to think all children were innocent souls that needed to be protected....

...you two are proof of the opposite...

The Stoopid Unikorn
KingofPhantoms

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hinoka: "G-Get away from me!"


-not without difficulty-


Palu:

-Yukari decides to leave?-


-Harleen dropped the lollipop-

Sakura: "Why....?"
---
Shirou: "Hey, I get it, you're from a different world, even when you see it working, it's another thing to handle it"
---
Yukari: "I suppose I could come later"
---
Kiara: "...I-I mean! Some taiyaki!" -AKA fish-shaped bakery with chocolate filling that appears in some weeb stuff-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Why....?"

Hinoka: "M-Mother... she told me..."

Shirou: "Hey, I get it, you're from a different world, even when you see it working, it's another thing to handle it"

Azura: "I guess you're right..."

Yukari: "I suppose I could come later"

Palu: "Huh?"

Kiara: "...I-I mean! Some taiyaki!" -AKA fish-shaped bakery with chocolate filling that appears in some weeb stuff-

Harleen: "..." -blinks- "Kiara?"

-garbled and slow low-pitch voice that they can somehow understand-
....I used to think all children were innocent souls that needed to be protected....

...you two are proof of the opposite...

What are you...?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hinoka: "M-Mother... she told me..."


Azura: "I guess you're right..."


Palu: "Huh?"


Harleen: "..." -blinks- "Kiara?"

Sakura: "Mother?"
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Shirou: "That's what me and Kamui are here to teach you for"
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Yukari: "Enjoy your time...And I hope things with Irisviel work out"
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Kiara: "Y-Yes?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Mother?"

-she cries more-

Shirou: "That's what me and Kamui are here to teach you for"

Kamui: "Indeed."

Yukari: "Enjoy your time...And I hope things with Irisviel work out"

Palu: "Thank you."

Kiara: "Y-Yes?"

Wait, was Harleen aware of her return off-screen?

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she cries more-


Kamui: "Indeed."


Palu: "Thank you."


Wait, was Harleen aware of her return off-screen?

-Sakura then hugs her-
---
-Does Kanna comes in at some point?-
---
-She goes back to Gensokyo through gap-

Alice: "Storytime, Mama?"
---
Let's say yes.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Sakura then hugs her-

-she uses mud to soothe Hinoka? -

-Does Kanna comes in at some point?-

-yee-

-She goes back to Gensokyo through gap-

Alice: "Storytime, Mama?"

Palu: "Sure, storytime."

Let's say yes.

Harleen: "D-Did you just say..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she uses mud to soothe Hinoka? -


-yee-


Palu: "Sure, storytime."


Harleen: "D-Did you just say..."

-Eeyup-

Sakura: "I'm so sorry sister...You must have been attacked by that thing..."
---
-Reaction?-
---
-The three girls were enthusiastic now-
---
Kiara: "N-No! Must have been your imagination..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Eeyup-

Sakura: "I'm so sorry sister...You must have been attacked by that thing..."

-it works at calming her, but her talk with "Mikoto" was still bothering her-

Hinoka: "Sakura... are we doing the right thing...?"

-Reaction?-

Kanna: "A-Auntie Azura?!"

-The three girls were enthusiastic now-

-yee-

Kiara: "N-No! Must have been your imagination..."

Harleen: "Oh... probably..."

 

[Deleted member]

What are you...?

(mobile won't let me use the right font...)

....You could call me a "monster" like you....
...of a different time and different place....
...One with more power than you could possibly conceive...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

(mobile won't let me use the right font...)

....You could call me a "monster" like you....
...of a different time and different place....
...One with more power than you could possibly conceive...

I was once a GOD!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea: "Toffee..."
---
Navi: "Good! Means less headaches"

"Moon could only nod in response"

___

"Alphys nearby"

"Nervous"

-garbled and slow low-pitch voice that they can somehow understand-
....I used to think all children were innocent souls that needed to be protected....

...you two are proof of the opposite...

What are you...?

"Chara was about to hurl magical knives at Star, until they all heard this voice"

Star: Wha.....?

What do you want? Whatever you are.

 

[Digital Hazard]

-it works at calming her, but her talk with "Mikoto" was still bothering her-

Hinoka: "Sakura... are we doing the right thing...?"


Kanna: "A-Auntie Azura?!"


-yee-


Harleen: "Oh... probably..."

Sakura: "Why are you wondering? Of course we do"
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Shirou: "Kanna?"
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-And they sit around her-
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Kiara: -Huff- Will have to tell the staff to remove that desert.

"Moon could only nod in response"

___

"Alphys nearby"

"Nervous"

Medea: "If I knew...I would have done more to stop him"
------------
Don: -Huff- "After a while..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Why are you wondering? Of course we do"

Hinoka: "What about Kamui...?"

Shirou: "Kanna?"

-she already hugged the auntie-

-And they sit around her-

-as she tells a wonderful story-

Kiara: -Huff- Will have to tell the staff to remove that desert.

-or give it to gluttons-

 

[Deleted member]

I was once a GOD!

....I know all about your...."future"....
....and the "Resets"....
....that power means nothing to me.....

....not when I can "Crash" it all....force it all to just.....stop.....

"Chara was about to hurl magical knives at Star, until they all heard this voice"

Star: Wha.....?

What do you want? Whatever you are.

-assuming Star grabbed the microphone like I said was there earlier-

....To make sure no further harm comes to this child....
....and to ensure children such as you are never allowed to grow.....

...Though you in particular....you are already dead....a restless spirit....
...it will be easy to dispose of you....

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

....I know all about your...."future"....
....and the "Resets"....
....that power means nothing to me.....

....not when I can "Crash" it all....force it all to just.....stop.....



-assuming Star grabbed the microphone like I said was there earlier-

....To make sure no further harm comes to this child....
....and to ensure children such as you are never allowed to grow.....

...Though you in particular....you are already dead....a restless spirit....
...it will be easy to dispose of you....

Let's just be done with this...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hinoka: "What about Kamui...?"


-she already hugged the auntie-


-as she tells a wonderful story-


-or give it to gluttons-

Sakura: "....Eh?"
---
-Awww~-
---
Alice: "That was incredible, Mama~"
---
-True LOL-

Kiara: "Are you okay, friend?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "....Eh?"

Hinoka: "You... you want a full family, right?"

Camilla: "Oh, I see what she's trying to day..."

-Awww~-

-yee-

Alice: "That was incredible, Mama~"

Palu: "It was?"

-True LOL-

Kiara: "Are you okay, friend?"

Harleen: "Yeah, I'm fine..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hinoka: "You... you want a full family, right?"

Camilla: "Oh, I see what she's trying to day..."


-yee-


Palu: "It was?"


Harleen: "Yeah, I'm fine..."

Sakura: "I would have loved to make Azura one of us..."
---
-Dialogue?-
---
Alice: "Yes~! All your stories are~!"
---
Kiara: "...Would you like me to invite you to something?"

 

[Deleted member]

Let's just be done with this...

...I couldn't agree more....

-Flowey is immediately attacked by what appears to be a robotic gold bear obscured by a degree of shadow-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea: "If I knew...I would have done more to stop him"
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Don: -Huff- "After a while..."

Moon: I don't even know what he wanted when he returned...but he's gone now. That's what matters.
___

We should be done soon, everyone. Excellent work!

....I know all about your...."future"....
....and the "Resets"....
....that power means nothing to me.....

....not when I can "Crash" it all....force it all to just.....stop.....



-assuming Star grabbed the microphone like I said was there earlier-

....To make sure no further harm comes to this child....
....and to ensure children such as you are never allowed to grow.....

...Though you in particular....you are already dead....a restless spirit....
...it will be easy to dispose of you....

"Star did"

Star: You're here to help me......? Oh, well, thanks, friendly spirit! Uh, at least I think you're a spirit....

I've controlled far more than you ever have. I don't know how you can possibly know about all that, but you won't be able to share your knowledge much longer.

"Magic knives summoned, all blood red in color"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "I would have loved to make Azura one of us..."

Camilla: "I think she wants Kamui too..."

-Dialogue?-

Azura: "Awww, hello, Kanna."

Kanna: "I missed you, Auntie~!"

Alice: "Yes~! All your stories are~!"

Palu: -ruffles her hair, smiling-

Kiara: "...Would you like me to invite you to something?"

Harleen: "Muh?"

...I couldn't agree more....

-Flowey is immediately attacked by what appears to be a robotic gold bear obscured by a degree of shadow-

Wait... Isis never told us about YOU!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Moon: I don't even know what he wanted when he returned...but he's gone now. That's what matters.
___

We should be done soon, everyone. Excellent work!

Medea: "Yes, and we have more important things to deal with now"
---
Eleonora: "Thanks for all your effort and work, people

Camilla: "I think she wants Kamui too..."


Azura: "Awww, hello, Kanna."

Kanna: "I missed you, Auntie~!"


Palu: -ruffles her hair, smiling-


Harleen: "Muh?"

Sakura: "Hmm...I see...I'll think about her..."
---
-She missed her too~-
---
Alice: "Mama..."
---
Kiara: "Muh?"

Luka: "I think she tried to say "Mou...""

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Hmm...I see...I'll think about her..."

-to convert her and turn her against her beloved...-

-She missed her too~-

Azura: "I missed you too, Kanna."

Alice: "Mama..."

Palu: "Yes, sweetie?"

Kiara: "Muh?"

Luka: "I think she tried to say "Mou...""

Harleen: "... What?"

 

[Deleted member]

"Star did"

Star: You're here to help me......? Oh, well, thanks, friendly spirit! Uh, at least I think you're a spirit....

I've controlled far more than you ever have. I don't know how you can possibly know about all that, but you won't be able to share your knowledge much longer.

"Magic knives summoned, all blood red in color"

-she's safely teleported away from the two-

...+99 Attack is useless on me....
....but you are welcome to try....

Wait... Isis never told us about YOU!

...She cannot tell you of what she knows NOTHING about....
-ripping at the leaves-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-to convert her and turn her against her beloved...-


Azura: "I missed you too, Kanna."


Palu: "Yes, sweetie?"


Harleen: "... What?"

-And she hopes the same for Azura...And Mipha-
---
Shirou: -Smiles at the sight-
---
Alice: "Do you think we can...Go through all of this?"
---
Luka: "It's a pout"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea: "Yes, and we have more important things to deal with now"
---
Eleonora: "Thanks for all your effort and work, people

Moon: We absolutely do.

"Looks like River and the Mewni knights have driven off what remained of the Grimm hordes"

Moon: Those monsters must be very common in this world....
___

Indeed, it will not go unacknowledged nor unrewarded.

H-Happy to help! That's my thing now! Helping people..

...I couldn't agree more....

-Flowey is immediately attacked by what appears to be a robotic gold bear obscured by a degree of shadow-

"Assuming Chara can see it"

You're some kind of teddy bear? Really?

"Not taking the threat seriously yet.......even though she really should."

-she's safely teleported away from the two-

...+99 Attack is useless on me....
....but you are welcome to try....

Star: Thank you! ....Wait! Where am I now?

"Chara does, the knives flying at him at unnaturally high speeds"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-she's safely teleported away from the two-

...+99 Attack is useless on me....
....but you are welcome to try....



...She cannot tell you of what she knows NOTHING about....
-ripping at the leaves-

-lots of pellets!-

-Amd she hopes the same for Azura...And Mipha-

-yee-

Shirou: -Smiles at the sight-

-indeed-

Alice: "Do you think we can...Go through all of this?"

Palu: "I... really wish I had an answer for that..."

Luka: "It's a pout"

Harleen:

 

[Digital Hazard]

Moon: We absolutely do.

"Looks like River and the Mewni knights have driven off what remained of the Grimm hordes"

Moon: Those monsters must be very common in this world....
___

Indeed, it will not go unacknowledged nor unrewarded.

H-Happy to help! That's my thing now! Helping people..

Medea: "Yes, they are why this world got this way"
---
Doc: "What do we do with it now?"

-yee-


-indeed-


Palu: "I... really wish I had an answer for that..."


Harleen:

Sakura: "Feeling better?"
---
-Then?-
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Alice: "..." -Hugs tight-
---
Luka: "Forget it then, gee"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Feeling better?"

Hinoka: "A-A little..."

-Then?-

-Erika-

Alice: "..." -Hugs tight-

-Palu hugs back-

Luka: "Forget it then, gee"

-lol-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea: "Yes, they are why this world got this way"
---
Doc: "What do we do with it now?"
"

Moon: Hard to believe it's safer than your home dimension right now....

"She doesn't say it, but it makes her worry about her own kingdom"
___

Guard it. It must be ready for the upcoming battle.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hinoka: "A-A little..."


-Erika-


-Palu hugs back-


-lol-

Sakura: "Everything will be okay, Nee-sama...Right, Onee-chan?"
---
Erika: "I told Big Sister of her"
---
Alice: "I don't want this to be a bad end, Mama..."
---
Kiara: "Pirates are weird..."

Moon: Hard to believe it's safer than your home dimension right now....

"She doesn't say it, but it makes her worry about her own kingdom"
___

Guard it. It must be ready for the upcoming battle.

Medea: "And even so it's risky..."
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Eleonora: "Gotcha then!"