Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Bunyan: "Monsieur Wilson?"
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-Eeyup, sitting at a table-

Deadpool: “Sup?”
—-
-indeed-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Deadpool: “Sup?”
—-
-indeed-

Bunyan: "M-My friends and moi were wondering if...Um...You could..."
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Yukari: "Nice room, almost like a temple. Guess you still like some adoration"

 

[Deleted member]

Both:

Digital Hazard

You or Uni will have to take this part from here.
-they are set down, and in place of the Nightmarionne, they see....?!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Hades: "I have to admit, you're putting up a good show. I'll enjoy beating you up." :V

"She's out of sight right now"

Medea: "Hm, with your help and that of the others..."

-Looks like the apples didn't fall far from the tree-

-And speaking...Medea Lily has been resummoned-
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-It was more than obvious with what intentions he did-

Moon: This is a war that we will win.

"It appears they didn't; Moon and Star may seem pretty different, but the mother and daughter do share some similarities"

"Who's the first to find out about this?"

___

No more sparing that abomination. Flowey must go, as must all the others.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Bunyan: "M-My friends and moi were wondering if...Um...You could..."

Deadpool: "Pancakes?"

Yukari: "Nice room, almost like a temple. Guess you still like some adoration"

Palu: "I'm just used to the look."

Digital Hazard

You or Uni will have to take this part from here.
-they are set down, and in place of the Nightmarionne, they see....?!-

-Camilla sees Garon-

-Hinoka sees Mikoto-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"She's out of sight right now"

Hades: "Huh?!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Hades: "Huh?!"

"The explosion naturally covered up the area for a short time and gave her a window to run"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Digital Hazard

You or Uni will have to take this part from here.
-they are set down, and in place of the Nightmarionne, they see....?!-

-Camilla sees Garon-

-Hinoka sees Mikoto-

Garon: "Camilla" -He said in his usual tone-
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Mikoto: "Hello, Hinoka"

Moon: This is a war that we will win.

"It appears they didn't; Moon and Star may seem pretty different, but the mother and daughter do share some similarities"

"Who's the first to find out about this?"

___

No more sparing that abomination. Flowey must go, as must all the others.

Medea: "With you onour side, it gives me confidence"

-Claptrap-
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Eleonora: "Hm? Oh right, sure!"

Deadpool: "Pancakes?"


Palu: "I'm just used to the look."

-They nod-
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Yukari: "Now back to our business, remember our last talk?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "Camilla" -He said in his usual tone-

Camilla: "Father..."

Mikoto: "Hello, Hinoka"

Hinoka: "M-Mother! You're alive!"

-They nod-

Deadpool: "How many?"

Yukari: "Now back to our business, remember our last talk?"

Palu: -nods- "Indeed I do."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "Father..."


Hinoka: "M-Mother! You're alive!"


Deadpool: "How many?"


Palu: -nods- "Indeed I do."

Garon: "What do you believe you are doing?"
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Mikoto: "I know I am...No thanks to you"
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Bunyan: "As many as we can eat?"
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Yukari: "I've been thinking that we need a way to test it"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"The explosion naturally covered up the area for a short time and gave her a window to run"

Unreplied.

Garon: "Camilla" -He said in his usual tone-
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Mikoto: "Hello, Hinoka"

Medea: "With you onour side, it gives me confidence"

-Claptrap-
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Eleonora: "Hm? Oh right, sure!"
"

"The queen gave her a smile and a nod"

Claptrap: Ah, the young version of Medea, was it? Welcome back to the team! You're probably more happy to just be alive than anything else, but still, welcome back to the team!

"Then, the robot started shouting to bring the attention of some other members in"

Claptrap: HEY GUYS! ONE OF THE CASTERS GOT RESUMMONED!

___

.....Oh, forgive me. I didn't realize you were here.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "What do you believe you are doing?"

Camilla: "Helping my sweet, precious little sister~"

Mikoto: "I know I am...No thanks to you"

Hinoka: "I... I didn't know how to bring you back!"

Bunyan: "As many as we can eat?"

Deadpool: "..."

Kanna: "What's wrong?"

Deadpool: "I'm just not sure if I can get that much pancake mix..."

Yukari: "I've been thinking that we need a way to test it"

Palutena: "I see. What do you suggest?"

"The explosion naturally covered up the area for a short time and gave her a window to run"

Hades: "That little brat!" -goes look around to find her-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The queen gave her a smile and a nod"

Claptrap: Ah, the young version of Medea, was it? Welcome back to the team! You're probably more happy to just be alive than anything else, but still, welcome back to the team!

"Then, the robot started shouting to bring the attention of some other members in"

Claptrap: HEY GUYS! ONE OF THE CASTERS GOT RESUMMONED!

___

.....Oh, forgive me. I didn't realize you were here.

-Which Medea acknowledged and returned-

Medea Lily/Don: "OW! my ears..."
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Eleonora: "Okay...? So, I heard you asked an Emiya for forgiveness"

Camilla: "Helping my sweet, precious little sister~"


Hinoka: "I... I didn't know how to bring you back!"


Deadpool: "..."

Kanna: "What's wrong?"

Deadpool: "I'm just not sure if I can get that much pancake mix..."


Palutena: "I see. What do you suggest?"

Garon: "Hmph. You are doing nothing but wasting your time"
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Mikoto: "But would it have mattered to you?"
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Bunyan: "Oh...Sorry..."
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Yukari: "I want to see, if you can separate Sakura Matou from the essence of the Holy Grail"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Hades: "That little brat!" -goes look around to find her-

"The ghost is looking for her, too"

Star: "In hiding, she quietly speaks to herself" Aw Chaldea, you better find your way here soon....

-Which Medea acknowledged and returned-

Medea Lily/Don: "OW! my ears..."
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Eleonora: "Okay...? So, I heard you asked an Emiya for forgiveness"

"As result, she sees it's Medea Lily that got summoned"

Claptrap: I had to get the word out quickly! Dark monsters keep showing up here to attack us.
___

I did. I wasn't a particularly good individual in the past, myself...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"As result, she sees it's Medea Lily that got summoned"

Claptrap: I had to get the word out quickly! Dark monsters keep showing up here to attack us.
___

I did. I wasn't a particularly good individual in the past, myself...

Medea Lily: "W-W-What?! I need to help!" -She rushed outside, making her older self and the Queen of Mewni acknowledge her presence-
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Eleonora: "Many people here weren't either"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "Hmph. You are doing nothing but wasting your time"

Camilla: "W-What?"

Mikoto: "But would it have mattered to you?"

Hinoka: "O-Of course!"

Bunyan: "Oh...Sorry..."

Deadpool: -sad Bunyan gets him in the feels- "Doesn't mean I won't try though."

Yukari: "I want to see, if you can separate Sakura Matou from the essence of the Holy Grail"

Palutena: "That... actually might work."

"The ghost is looking for her, too"

Star: "In hiding, she quietly speaks to herself" Aw Chaldea, you better find your way here soon....

-so is the ghost's friend-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "W-W-What?! I need to help!" -She rushed outside, making her older self and the Queen of Mewni acknowledge her presence-
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Eleonora: "Many people here weren't either"

"To her relief, it appears only a few monsters were left. For now, at least."

Moon: ....Is that.......?

___

That is true.....

-so is the ghost's friend-

"Flowey would eventually find her first, hiding high up, near a ceiling; Star didn't notice him yet, however"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "W-What?"


Hinoka: "O-Of course!"


Deadpool: -sad Bunyan gets him in the feels- "Doesn't mean I won't try though."


Palutena: "That... actually might work."

Garon: "That woman is impulsive, irrational, she is sending all of you to die. At least I was scheming if I wanted anyone to be killed, Corrin surviving was only out of her luck"
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Mikoto: "Hinoka...Don't lie to me. Why didn't you ask that woman then?"
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Bunyan: "Thanks, Monsieur!"
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Yukari: "Else, she likely would have to be sacrificed" -Sips tea-

"To her relief, it appears only a few monsters were left. For now, at least."

Moon: ....Is that.......?

___

That is true.....

Medea Lily: "I'm here to help! Who needs healing?"

Medea: "Me...?"
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Eleonora: "Look...I may not have known you then, and checking my older self's memories, nor did her, but nothing will come out of self-deprecation"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Flowey would eventually find her first, hiding high up, near a ceiling; Star didn't notice him yet, however"

-he goes to get the ghost-

Garon: "That woman is impulsive, irrational, she is sending all of you to die. At least I was scheming if I wanted anyone to be killed, Corrin surviving was only out of her luck"

Camilla: "She's not sending us to die. I knew the risk of going against Chaldea because I've observed some of them. I chose to fight for Sakura because she's the most wonderful sibling ever~ I'd do anything for her~"

Mikoto: "Hinoka...Don't lie to me. Why didn't you ask that woman then?"

Hinoka: "H-Huh?"

Bunyan: "Thanks, Monsieur!"

Deadpool: "Anytime!"

Yukari: "Else, she likely would have to be sacrificed" -Sips tea-

Palutena: "So this is our best option..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "She's not sending us to die. I knew the risk of going against Chaldea because I've observed some of them. I chose to fight for Sakura because she's the most wonderful sibling ever~ I'd do anything for her~"


Hinoka: "H-Huh?"


Deadpool: "Anytime!"


Palutena: "So this is our best option..."

Garon: "And what if she proposed you to murder Corrin or commit suicide?"
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Mikoto: "Oh Hinoka, you have been so neglectful of your siblings and hated me for such a while...Kamui was the only that mattered to you, why would you about the rest of us then?"
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-Happy kids-
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Yukari: "Yes, if we can power it up, we might get to deal with Isis..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "And what if she proposed you to murder Corrin or commit suicide?"

Camilla: "... She would never ask that..."

Mikoto: "Oh Hinoka, you have been so neglectful of your siblings and hated me for such a while...Kamui was the only that mattered to you, why would you about the rest of us then?"

Hinoka: "I-I'm not like that anymore... I miss you..."

-Happy kids-

-yee-

Yukari: "Yes, if we can power it up, we might get to deal with Isis..."

Palutena: "For good."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "... She would never ask that..."


Hinoka: "I-I'm not like that anymore... I miss you..."


-yee-


Palutena: "For good."

Garon: "How do you know of the former? She sent you to invade Chaldea. Your troops could have well went to her and slaughtered her if she was alone. Their destuction means Corrin's end, at your hands and hers"
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Mikoto: "Then why, oh why are you fighting to destroy what is so meaningful to your sister that you neglected the others to attempt to save? Instead of proving me wrong?"
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-Shirou also brought his wife and Azura inside on the middle of the fight after they saw Camilla and Hinoka-
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Yukari: "Yes, not just a seal..." -Sips-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "How do you know of the former? She sent you to invade Chaldea. Your troops could have well went to her and slaughtered her if she was alone. Their destuction means Corrin's end, at your hands and hers"

Camilla: "..."

Mikoto: "Then why, oh why are you fighting to destroy what is so meaningful to your sister that you neglected the others to attempt to save? Instead of proving me wrong?"

Hinoka: "I... I..."

-Shirou also brought his wife and Azura inside on the middle of the fight after they saw Camilla and Hinoka-

-yee-

Yukari: "Yes, not just a seal..." -Sips-

Palu: "Glad to see you learned from the recent events."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "..."


Hinoka: "I... I..."


-yee-


Palu: "Glad to see you learned from the recent events."

Garon: "Your silence speaks volumes. You were raised into being such a dumb woman, I wonder why your mother didn't ask for another and get rid of you"
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Mikoto: "I tried my best for you, but you kept shouting at me. And now you want to destroy everything your so dear sibling that you trained to get back holds dear...Because of what?"
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-How do they feel?-
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Yukari: "Good to see you're also willing to cooperate with a yokai. Just kidding, I know many gods as acquaintances back home"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "Your silence speaks volumes. You were raised into being such a dumb woman, I wonder why your mother didn't ask for another and get rid of you"

Camilla: "H-How dare you?!"

Mikoto: "I tried my best for you, but you kept shouting at me. And now you want to destroy everything your so dear sibling that you trained to get back holds dear...Because of what?"

Hinoka: "I... I..."

-How do they feel?-

-they not sure how to process things-

Yukari: "Good to see you're also willing to cooperate with a yokai. Just kidding, I know many gods as acquaintances back home"

Palu: "Wouldn't be the strangest thing..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "H-How dare you?!"


Hinoka: "I... I..."


-they not sure how to process things-


Palu: "Wouldn't be the strangest thing..."

Garon: "The simple fact you didn't think throughout this is proof of what I said"
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Mikoto: "Because someone simply told you so?"
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Shirou: I need to do something for them...
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Yukari: "Right, you must be speaking of Bill Cipher"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "The simple fact you didn't think throughout this is proof of what I said"

Camilla: "Kamui would be with me and Sakura. I'll dote on both of them forever and ever~!"

Mikoto: "Because someone simply told you so?"

Hinoka: "M-Mother..." -crying-

Shirou: I need to do something for them...

-yee-

Yukari: "Right, you must be speaking of Bill Cipher"

Palu: "Deadpool, actually. This man's just... really weird."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "Kamui would be with me and Sakura. I'll dote on both of them forever and ever~!"


Hinoka: "M-Mother..." -crying-


-yee-


Palu: "Deadpool, actually. This man's just... really weird."

Garon: "Do you really think the latter would be concerned with Corrin's wellbeing? Don't you remember, that Corrin married with the man she loved?"
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Mikoto: "I'm not angered at you...As much as I'm disappointed"
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Shirou: "Are any of you hungry?"
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Yukari: "Because his 4th wall breaking surpasses yours?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "Do you really think the latter would be concerned with Corrin's wellbeing? Don't you remember, that Corrin married with the man she loved?"

Camilla: "She accepted it and is happy for them!"

Mikoto: "I'm not angered at you...As much as I'm disappointed"

Hinoka: "D-Dissapointed?"

Shirou: "Are any of you hungry?"

-they both nod-

Yukari: "Because his 4th wall breaking surpasses yours?"

Palu: "Also because he's insane."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "She accepted it and is happy for them!"


Hinoka: "D-Dissapointed?"


-they both nod-


Palu: "Also because he's insane."

Garon: "That persona she had before? Or the one that sent you assist taking down Chaldea? Who would prefer no survivors?"
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Mikoto: "Disappointed in you, on how irrational you're being, you are nothing but a fool now"

-Mikoto never said harsh words, making Hinoka starting to get afraId-
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Shirou: "By the way, Azura-san, I think we also need to adopt you to modern technology"
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Yukari: "Oh, true with that" -Sips- "Speaking of, tell him the succubi island he frequents has been spared...For now"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "That persona she had before? Or the one that sent you assist taking down Chaldea? Who would prefer no survivors?"

Camilla: "But she wants us to be happy... I'm sure she would love to have Kamui with her."

Mikoto: "Disappointed in you, on how irrational you're being, you are nothing but a fool now"

-Mikoto never said harsh words, making Hinoka starting to get afraId-

Hinoka:

Shirou: "By the way, Azura-san, I think we also need to adopt you to modern technology"

Azura: "I'm sure I've observed you two enough to not have much problem with it."

Yukari: "Oh, true with that" -Sips- "Speaking of, tell him the succubi island he frequents has been spared...For now"

Palu: "Maybe later."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "But she wants us to be happy... I'm sure she would love to have Kamui with her."


Hinoka:


Azura: "I'm sure I've observed you two enough to not have much problem with it."


Palu: "Maybe later."

Garon: "Why would she? It's a one sided happiness, she just enjoys what you give her, not the other way around. She would probably be bloodier with Corrin than I would have ever been if she was in front of her"
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Mikoto: "Do you believe I would have wanted this? That Sumeragi would have? Or even Ikona?"
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Shirou: "Well then..." -Gives her a cell phone- "Try this"
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Yukari: "Hm, either way, we either have to watch out for when the Grail arrives...Or seek for her ourselves"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "Why would she? It's a one sided happiness, she just enjoys what you give her, not the other way around. She would probably be bloodier with Corrin than I would have ever been if she was in front of her"

Camilla: "W-What? No... She's my little sister!"

Mikoto: "Do you believe I would have wanted this? That Sumeragi would have? Or even Ikona?"

Hinoka: "..."

Shirou: "Well then..." -Gives her a cell phone- "Try this"

-she tries... and fails-

Yukari: "Hm, either way, we either have to watch out for when the Grail arrives...Or seek for her ourselves"

Palu: "But where could she be?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "I'm here to help! Who needs healing?"

Medea: "Me...?"
---
Eleonora: "Look...I may not have known you then, and checking my older self's memories, nor did her, but nothing will come out of self-deprecation"

"It is her/you!"

___

I'm mostly aware of that.....but when regrets like these weigh on your shoulders, they're hard to simply remove.

-he goes to get the ghost-


.."

Hm? You found her hiding like the coward she is?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hm? You found her hiding like the coward she is?

-nods-

What an idiot, am I right?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-nods-

What an idiot, am I right?

Good. I'd eradicate her for her disobedience, if only Isis didn't still want her around. Let's go.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Good. I'd eradicate her for her disobedience, if only Isis didn't still want her around. Let's go.

-they go to her-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "W-What? No... She's my little sister!"


Hinoka: "..."


-she tries... and fails-


Palu: "But where could she be?"

Garon: "Which one? And don't say both, do not fool yourself, you stupid woman, albeit I'm sure you'll keep at it.
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Mikoto: "Do you think we're all okay with this?" -Chuckles- "You're making me laugh...."
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Shirou: "What was that again?"
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Yukari: "Those Grimm, they surely must be going back to her. Why not send someone after them to pinpoint where she is?"

"It is her/you!"

___

I'm mostly aware of that.....but when regrets like these weigh on your shoulders, they're hard to simply remove.

Medea: "...Seems something good has happened tfor once..."
---
Elonora: "Yeah, I think those people mentioned can agree..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Garon: "Which one? And don't say both, do not fool yourself, you stupid woman, albeit I'm sure you'll keep at it.

Camilla: "But it's the truth! I would be beyond happy if both of them could be doted on by me~!"

Mikoto: "Do you think we're all okay with this?" -Chuckles- "You're making me laugh...."

Hinoka: -speechless-

Shirou: "What was that again?"

Azura: -nervous chuckle-

Yukari: "Those Grimm, they surely must be going back to her. Why not send someone after them to pinpoint where she is?"

Palutena: "I'll see who can work best for this."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "But it's the truth! I would be beyond happy if both of them could be doted on by me~!"


Hinoka: -speechless-


Azura: -nervous chuckle-


Palutena: "I'll see who can work best for this."

Garon: "You see, Camilla? This denial of yours is your biggest flaw, you're so egocentrical about them you can't face the facts. Corrin and that woman are nothing but enemies now, you have taken a side, one that means the other will perish..."
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Mikoto: "What was that? The cat ate your tongue? No one has anything to fear of you...You're not a trained warrior, you're a psychopatic child wanting to murder. In fact, why don't you try to kill me?"
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Shirou: -Gives her a TV remote- "Try that"
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Yukari: "I recommend an Assassin or something along their kin"