Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Eeyup, you bet she can-

Shirou: "Julian..."

Julian: "Emiya..."

Erika: "No...Not you!"

-instant Blessed Lance-

Azura: "Leave this room, Ainsworth. You are no ally."

Yukari: "And the other smelled of tomatoes"

lol

Sakura: "Not even of that possession type you mentioned?"

-she shakes her head-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-instant Blessed Lance-

Azura: "Leave this room, Ainsworth. You are no ally."


lol


-she shakes her head-

Julian: "I am here to kill him"

Shirou: "What can you do? You are up against us"
---
Yukari: "Tomato-kun looked European, while Pineapple-kun was Asian"
---
Sakura: "I see...Don't worry you two, you both did your best, and for that I'm thankful" -Kisses their cheeks-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Julian: "I am here to kill him"

Shirou: "What can you do? You are up against us"

Azura: "You can't possibly hope to take us down."

Yukari: "Tomato-kun looked European, while Pineapple-kun was Asian"

Palutena: "Could they be some of Kamui's siblings..."

Sakura: "I see...Don't worry you two, you both did your best, and for that I'm thankful" -Kisses their cheeks-

-awwww~-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Azura: "You can't possibly hope to take us down."


Palutena: "Could they be some of Kamui's siblings..."


-awwww~-

Julian: "So long Emiya is dead, I'll be fine..."

Shirou: "What are you hoping to do?"

-It's then that he disappears and then appears behind Shirou to punch his back-

Julian: "Do you know my magecraft, Emiya? Flash Air. I can substitute the place where I was with another and more"

Shirou: "Ugh, it will still not be enough"
---
Eleonora: "I'm willing to believe, the Kingdoms she comes from match the descriptions of Japan and Germany"
---
Sakura: "In fact, you were so good and brave I'm willing to reward you anyway"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Julian: "So long Emiya is dead, I'll be fine..."

Shirou: "What are you hoping to do?"

-It's then that he disappears and then appears behind Shirou to punch his back-

Julian: "Do you know my magecraft, Emiya? Flash Air. I can substitute the place where I was with another and more"

Shirou: "Ugh, it will still not be enough"

Azura: "You're outnumbered." -lance pointing at him-

Eleonora: "I'm willing to believe, the Kingdoms she comes from match the descriptions of Japan and Germany"

-indeed-

Sakura: "In fact, you were so good and brave I'm willing to reward you anyway"

Takumi: "R-Really?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Star: No! They're gonna get me outta here eventually, and when they do, I'm gonna stop you!

Unreplied.

Mash: "We need to prepare for everything...Reinforce our base..."
"

I can work on that.....

As can I.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Azura: "You're outnumbered." -lance pointing at him-


-indeed-


Takumi: "R-Really?"

Julian: "So? I can also substitute your place, I could take out your heart and substitute it for a rock, but I want you to suf-"

Shirou: -Punches him- "Goodness, do all these people always have to do overly long speeches?"
---
Eleonora: "She should be informed of this too..."
---
Sakura: "Yes..." -Whispers to their ears- "Come to my bedchambers this night, if you know what I mean~"

-Basically, while to her Ryoma and Xander are big brothers, Camilla and Hinoka big sisters, Pyrrha her best friend and the Hoshidan Sakura and Elise are little sisters, those two she'll take as lovers, since due to how she was raised as a Holy Grail and the awakening of a physical body she has some serious...necessities-
---
-What did Kanna think of the Gokaiger now?-

I can work on that.....

As can I.

Don: "I can join you"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: No! They're gonna get me outta here eventually, and when they do, I'm gonna stop you!

Isis: "So naively optimistic..."

Julian: "So? I can also substitute your place, I could take out your heart and substitute it for a rock, but I want you to suf-"

Shirou: -Punches him- "Goodness, do all these people always have to do overly long speeches?"

Azura: "Agreed. Let's get straight to the point."

Eleonora: "She should be informed of this too..."

-yee-

Sakura: "Yes..." -Whispers to their ears- "Come to my bedchambers this night, if you know what I mean~"

-Basically, while to her Ryoma and Xander are big brothers, Camilla and Hinoka big sisters, Pyrrha her best friend and the Hoshidan Sakura and Elise are little sisters, those two she'll take as lovers, since due to how she was raised as a Holy Grail and the awakening of a physical body she has some serious...necessities-

-oh dang-

-they follow-

-What did Kanna think of the Gokaiger now?-

-THEY'RE AWESOME!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Don: "I can join you"

Sounds good!

I'll be with you soon.

Isis: "So naively optimistic..."

Star: That's funny, calling me the naive one. 'Cause pretty much every time I've seen these people fight an all powerful bad guy like you, they win. What makes you so confident you're the one who's gonna finally defeat them?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: That's funny, calling me the naive one. 'Cause pretty much every time I've seen these people fight an all powerful bad guy like you, they win. What makes you so confident you're the one who's gonna finally defeat them?

Isis: "I've already done more in just a few weeks than all of those "powerful bad guys" combined did in over two years."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Azura: "Agreed. Let's get straight to the point."


-yee-


-oh dang-

-they follow-


-THEY'RE AWESOME!-

Julian: "Fine..."

Shirou: "Kamui, protect Erika" -he says as he directs some swords at him, which Julian uses Flash Air to substitue their direction at Azura-
---
-That they are planning to do-
---
Sakura: "I said this night~ Wait for some few hours~"
---
-Does she go to them?-

Sounds good!

I'll be with you soon.

Don: "Okay, Dr. Gaster, let's go, Navi"

-Navi gets on Don's shoulder as he and the other Gokaigers turn fully back to normal-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Isis: "I've already done more in just a few weeks than all of those "powerful bad guys" combined did in over two years."

Most of them hardly even got a chance to know Chaldea anywhere near that long. The Jester didn't even bother to get rid of the people prophesied to wield the Pure Hearts. And that crazy triangle allowed all of his work to be undone. Every victim he claimed eventually came back to life.

Star: You know what? I still don't care. You better not hurt any more of my friends if you know what's good for you.

Don: "Okay, Dr. Gaster, let's go, Navi"

-Navi gets on Don's shoulder as he and the other Gokaigers turn fully back to normal-

That was awesome, by the way!

"Where was Miyu at this point in time?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Julian: "Fine..."

Shirou: "Kamui, protect Erika" -he says as he directs some swords at him, which Julian uses Flash Air to substitue their direction at Azura-

-RETURNED WITH HAGOITA!-

-That they are planning to do-

-yee-

Sakura: "I said this night~ Wait for some few hours~"

Elise: "Big Sister...?"

-Does she go to them?-

-with Illya-chan and Abby-san?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Most of them hardly even got a chance to know Chaldea anywhere near that long. The Jester didn't even bother to get rid of the people prophesied to wield the Pure Hearts. And that crazy triangle allowed all of his work to be undone. Every victim he claimed eventually came back to life.

Star: You know what? I still don't care. You better not hurt any more of my friends if you know what's good for you.

Isis: "My goal is to destroy all. Your friends, all of them, will get hurt. This is simply how things are, Star."

 

[Digital Hazard]

That was awesome, by the way!

"Where was Miyu at this point in time?"

Don: "Oh, thank you, haven't done that many Gokai Changes in short time for long"
---
-Going to rest at her room-

-RETURNED WITH HAGOITA!-


-yee-


Elise: "Big Sister...?"


-with Illya-chan and Abby-san?-

Julian: -Changed directions towards Kamui, but Shirou went to deflect them-
---
Sakura: "Yes, Elise?"
---
-Yep-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Julian: -Changed directions towards Kamui, but Shirou went to deflect them-

-indeed-

Sakura: "Yes, Elise?"

Elise: "I want to play~"

-Yep`-

-she dragging them-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Right inside the back of the mind of Sakura Matou, something...Wakes up...-

Sakura: "Eh? Where....Am I?"

-It is but the personality of the actual Sakura, locked away-

Sakura: "Eeeeeh...?" -She tries to move, only to find herself chained- "What? I...I remember that woman captured me and....Oh no! She recreated the dark persona I had...." -Trying to free herself- I can't let her hurt Senpai, Big Sister or Rider! Or anyone else! -But then she hears something else...- Crying....?

-That's when she turns to see someone else...herself?-

Grail: -Sob- "N-No..." -Sob- "Why it must be like this?" -Sob- "Why....?"

Sakura: "....Is...Is that me....?"

-indeed-


Elise: "I want to play~"


-she dragging them-

-Shirou projected a spear in hopes of reaching Julian, who evades-
---
Sakura: "Awww~ Let's do it"
---
Illya: "Awawaw!"

Abigail: Kanna is very strong!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Right inside the back of the mind of Sakura Matou, something...Wakes up...-

Sakura: "Eh? Where....Am I?"

-It is but the personality of the actual Sakura, locked away-

Sakura: "Eeeeeh...?" -She tries to move, only to find herself chained- "What? I...I remember that woman captured me and....Oh no! She recreated the dark persona I had...." -Trying to free herself- I can't let her hurt Senpai, Big Sister or Rider! Or anyone else! -But then she hears something else...- Crying....?

-That's when she turns to see someone else...herself?-

Grail: -Sob- "N-No..." -Sob- "Why it must be like this?" -Sob- "Why....?"

Sakura: "....Is...Is that me....?"

-yep-

-Shirou projected a spear in hopes of reaching Julian, who evades-

-Azura rushes at him-

Sakura: "Awww~ Let's do it"

-dey duu-

Illya: "Awawaw!"

Abigail: Kanna is very strong!

-she is a dragon -

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yep-


-Azura rushes at him-


-dey duu-


-she is a dragon -

Grail: "Senpai..." -Sob- "It shouldn't be this way?"

Sakura: How am I here and there...??
---
-Flash Air substitues her place and makes her run to a wall-
---
-Eeyup-

Sakura: "Would you like some more tea, Sakura~?"
---
-She gets to them-

Ahim: "It's you again"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Grail: "Senpai..." -Sob- "It shouldn't be this way?"

Sakura: How am I here and there...??

-ask?-

-Flash Air substitues her place and makes her run to a wall-

Azura: "Ow..."

-Eeyup-

Sakura: "Would you like some more tea, Sakura~?"

Sakura: -giggles- "Of course, Sakura~"

-She gets to them-

Ahim: "It's you again"

Kanna: "Yeah, it is!"

-did they ever ask for each other's name?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-ask?-


Azura: "Ow..."


Sakura: -giggles- "Of course, Sakura~"


Kanna: "Yeah, it is!"

-did they ever ask for each other's name?-

Sakura: "Hey...Can you listen to me?"

-The other Sakura seems to be lost in her own thoughts to hear her-
---
-Kamui notices that Julian's back is exposed to her while Azura and Shirou combat him-
---
Sakura: "Here you go~" -Serves it- "Tell me if it tastes good~"
---
-Nope, while she mentioned hers in St. Olga's, Kanna doesn't probably remembers-

Ahim: "I'm glad to see you are safe, child"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Isis: "My goal is to destroy all. Your friends, all of them, will get hurt. This is simply how things are, Star."

Star: Why?!

The doubts and questions of a mortal mind need not be answered.

Don: "Oh, thank you, haven't done that many Gokai Changes in short time for long"
---
-Going to rest at her room-

It was seriously cool. I hope you get more opportunities to do that again!

___

"Maybe he just shouldn't bother her right now"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Hey...Can you listen to me?"

-The other Sakura seems to be lost in her own thoughts to hear her-

-until Sakura makes her look at her-

-Kamui notices that Julian's back is exposed to her while Azura and Shirou combat him-

-she goes for a spear hit-

Sakura: "Here you go~" -Serves it- "Tell me if it tastes good~"

-she drinks it-

Sakura: "Hmmmm~"

-Nope, while she mentioned hers in St. Olga's, Kanna doesn't probably remembers-

Ahim: "I'm glad to see you are safe, child"

Kanna: "My name's Kanna."

Star: Why?!

The doubts and questions of a mortal mind need not be answered.

Isis: "In the end, they wouldn't comprehend anyway."

 

[Digital Hazard]

It was seriously cool. I hope you get more opportunities to do that again!

___

"Maybe he just shouldn't bother her right now"

Don: "Thanks again..."
---
-True, the battle was tiring for some-

-until Sakura makes her look at her-


-she goes for a spear hit-


-she drinks it-

Sakura: "Hmmmm~"


Kanna: "My name's Kanna."

-How if both are chained?-
---
-And suprises Julian by actually connecting the hiot, allowing Shirou and Azura to attack him-
---
Sakura: "Awww~ How cute you are~"
---
Ahime: "Ahim de Famille"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-How if both are chained?-

-screaming-

-And suprises Julian by actually connecting the hiot, allowing Shirou and Azura to attack him-

-indeed-

Sakura: "Awww~ How cute you are~"

-indeed-

Ahime: "Ahim de Famille"

Kanna: "Nice to meet you again, Ahim."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-screaming-


-indeed-


-indeed-


Kanna: "Nice to meet you again, Ahim."

-As I said, too deep into her thoughts to listen, and looks seeingly broken-

Sakura: There must be a way she'll respond... -Thinking-
---
Shirou: "Get off or die, Julian"

Julian: "Not before you are dead!"
---
Sakura: "I'm so happy~ I finally have a family that cares for me~"
---
Ahim: "Same, Kanna" "Are these your friends?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-As I said, too deep into her thoughts to listen, and looks seeingly broken-

Sakura: There must be a way she'll respond... -Thinking-

-Shirou?-

Shirou: "Get off or die, Julian"

Julian: "Not before you are dead!"

Kamui: "Erika, run from this room and find someplace safe."

Sakura: "I'm so happy~ I finally have a family that cares for me~"

Takumi: "And more."

Ahim: "Same, Kanna" "Are these your friends?"

Kanna: -nods- "My bestest friends in the whole wide world."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Shirou?-


Kamui: "Erika, run from this room and find someplace safe."


Takumi: "And more."


Kanna: -nods- "My bestest friends in the whole wide world."

Sakura: "Shirou-senpai!"

Grail: "Eh?"
---
Erika: "I-I will!" -Runs off to an adult-
---
Sakura: "Of course, you two impatient ones~"
---
Illya: "I-I'm Illyasviel Von Einzbern..."

Abigail: "Abigail Williams!"

Ahim: "It's a pleasure!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Sbhirou-senpai!"

Grail: "Eh?"

-worked-

Erika: "I-I will!" -Runs off to an adult-

-now, Kamui can join the fight-

Sakura: "Of course, you two impatient ones~"

lol

Illya: "I-I'm Illyasviel Von Einzbern..."

Abigail: "Abigail Williams!"

Ahim: "It's a pleasure!"

-happy people?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-worked-


-now, Kamui can join the fight-


lol


-happy people?-

Grail: "Who are...You?"

Sakura: "That's what I was about to ask"
---
-Julian used his magic so now Shirou and Azura point their next attacks to each other-
---
Sakura: "Hey girls, do you think we should send bigger Grimm at them~?"
---
-Happy people-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Grail: "Who are...You?"

Sakura: "That's what I was about to ask"

-indeed-

-Julian used his magic so now Shirou and Azura point their next attacks to each other-

-Azura's next attack was Sing :V-

Sakura: "Hey girls, do you think we should send bigger Grimm at them~?"

-they giggle and nod-

-Happy people-

-yay-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-


-Azura's next attack was Sing :V-


-they giggle and nod-


-yay-

Sakura: "I am Sakura Matou"

Grail: "But...I am Sakura Matou..."
---
-Shirou gets buffs to counter Julian, who is sent at Kamui-
---
Sakura: "Deathstalkers and Nevermore sound right~?"
---
Ahim: "So, you wanted to see me?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "I am Sakura Matou"

Grail: "But...I am Sakura Matou..."

-different worlds?-

-Shirou gets buffs to counter Julian, who is sent at Kamui-

-KICK-

Sakura: "Deathstalkers and Nevermore sound right~?"

Leo: "Sounds good to me."

Ahim: "So, you wanted to see me?"

-Kanna nods-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-different worlds?-


-KICK-


Leo: "Sounds good to me."


-Kanna nods-

Sakura: "You must be me from another world..."

Grail: "Wait, I know who you are..."
---
Julian: "I don't get it...How am I failing?"

Shirou: "I am not that naive boy you knew in school, Julian, I have grown. You are being cosumed by your ire to see your own imperfections" -Punched him once again-

Julian: -Groans of discomfort-
---
Sakura: "Coupled with some King Taijitus~"
---
Ahim: "Awww~ How sweet" -Sits down-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "You must be me from another world..."

Grail: "Wait, I know who you are..."

-yee?-

Julian: "I don't get it...How am I failing?"

Shirou: "I am not that naive boy you knew in school, Julian, I have grown. You are being cosumed by your ire to see your own imperfections" -Punched him once again-

Julian: -Groans of discomfort-

Azura: "I've seen him change, growing from a man blinded by his ideals to a kind and loving family man."

Sakura: "Coupled with some King Taijitus~"

-yee-

Ahim: "Awww~ How sweet" -Sits down-

-then?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yee?-


Azura: "I've seen him change, growing from a man blinded by his ideals to a kind and loving family man."


-yee-


-then?-

Grail: "You are the me summoned as a Servant..."

Sakura: "Excuse me...?"
---
Shirou: "You, Julian, have not changed in the least, that's why you are losing"

Julian: "..........Idiots...You won't win in the end"
---
-And so things kept on for with them for now-
---
Illya: "How you met again?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Grail: "You are the me summoned as a Servant..."

Sakura: "Excuse me...?"

-she's not wrong-

Shirou: "You, Julian, have not changed in the least, that's why you are losing"

Julian: "..........Idiots...You won't win in the end"

Kamui: "We'll keep trying until we do."

-And so things kept on for with them for now-

-yee-

Illya: "How you met again?"

Kanna: "It was at this school made for princesses, if I recall. I told you about it, Illya-chan."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she's not wrong-


Kamui: "We'll keep trying until we do."


-yee-


Illya: "It was at this school made for princesses, if I recall. I told you about it, Illya-chan."

Sakura: "How do you know?"

Grail "......." -Face down in shame-
---
Julian: "Mark my words, I simply rushed in this time, the next will be your last" -Substitutes his presence there with a Beowolf-
---
Illya: "Woah, thanks for telling it to myself, me"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "How do you know?"

Grail "......." -Face down in shame-

-she explains?-

Julian: "Mark my words, I simply rushed in this time, the next will be your last" -Substitutes his presence there with a Beowolf-

-which was quickly disposed of-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she explains?-


-which was quickly disposed of-

Grail: "I...I have watched over you as a spirit...."

Sakura: "What?!"
---
Shirou: "Goodness, he's stubborn as I was..."
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