Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Deleted member]

-Eeyup, grumbling under his breath-
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Mash: Weird, my heart is beating slightly faster...
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-It made her somewhat nervous-

-kek-

-but...why....?-

-how does she tell the others...?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-kek-

-but...why....?-

-how does she tell the others...?-

EMIYA: "Yes?"

Kazemon: "Oh, I brought the snacks!" -Gives them-

EMIYA: "Oh, thanks"
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Mash: Maybe it's just being a bit nervous...
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-Maybe tell her sisters first...-

 

[Deleted member]

EMIYA: "Yes?"

Kazemon: "Oh, I brought the snacks!" -Gives them-

EMIYA: "Oh, thanks"
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Mash: Maybe it's just being a bit nervous...
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-Maybe tell her sisters first...-

-whst is going on....?-

-she sees Monika at work on the VR-

-good idea-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-To the ocean!-
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-SLASH!-

-YEE-
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-DWAGON COUNTER-

Kamui: "You're much too predictable with your sword. It has to feel like an extension of yourself if you want to surprise me with it rather than something you flail around. Perhaps I could help you with that after this fight?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-whst is going on....?-

-she sees Monika at work on the VR-

-good idea-

-The actual Medusa sson arrived after Kazemin was gone again-
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Mash: "So... What are you doing?"
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Abigail: "You know, I just remembered I have something to do, so I'll come back later!"

Alice: "Well then"

-YEE-
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-DWAGON COUNTER-

Kamui: "You're much too predictable with your sword. It has to feel like an extension of yourself if you want to surprise me with it rather than something you flail around. Perhaps I could help you with that after this fight?"

-Nayru dips her ankles on the water-
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Luvia: "I don't see why not, it sounds like a respectable decision!"

 

[Deleted member]

-The actual Medusa sson arrived after Kazemin was gone again-
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Mash: "So... What are you doing?"
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Abigail: "You know, I just remembered I have something to do, so I'll come back later!"

Alice: "Well then"

-Nayru dips her ankles on the water-

-Gengar laughing more-

Monika: "Making DLC~"

-just what is that all about...?-

OH MY GOD SO HOT :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Nayru dips her ankles on the water-
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Luvia: "I don't see why not, it sounds like a respectable decision!"

Showing ankles? How lewd :V

Jaune: -just gazing at the sea-
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Kamui: "Great!"

Monika: "Making DLC~"

-pops in- The free kind? :3

 

[Deleted member]

-pops in- The free kind? :3

Monika: "Haven't decided yet.
This one is real steamy so maybe people should have to pay. "

-Mash didn't like the steamy part of that-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Monika: "Haven't decided yet.
This one is real steamy so maybe people should have to pay. "

-Mash didn't like the steamy part of that-

-and Deadpool didn't like the pay part of that-

How steamy can it be?

 

[Deleted member]

-and Deadpool didn't like the pay part of that-

How steamy can it be?

"It's a sleepover. "

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"It's a sleepover. "

-does Monika give him a preview because he's a fellow media-aware being? -

inb4 the whole thing since she knows he can 4th-wall break so hard he won't need to pay for it anyway :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Gengar laughing more-

Monika: "Making DLC~"

-just what is that all about...?-

OH MY GOD SO HOT :V

EMIYA: "And now?"

Medusa: "I just wanted to say hello"
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MAsh: "What kind...?" -Then Wade- "Steamy?!"
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-She doesn't knows, but she's rushing to Oui!-

lel

Showing ankles? How lewd :V

Jaune: -just gazing at the sea-
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Kamui: "Great!"

LOL

Hmmm~ It feels so refreshing~
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-Then punch- :V

 

[Deleted member]

-does Monika give him a preview because he's a fellow media-aware being? -

inb4 the whole thing since she knows he can 4th-wall break so hard he won't need to pay for it anyway :V

-he'll get an advance copy because he'll just pirate it anyway-

 

[Deleted member]

EMIYA: "And now?"

Medusa: "I just wanted to say hello"
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MAsh: "What kind...?" -Then Wade- "Steamy?!"
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-She doesn't knows, but she's rushing to Oui!-

lel

-but didn't she already say hello? :V-

-then sleepover was said-

-Rushing to Yes? But Mangle's gone-
:V

Yee

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

LOL

Hmmm~ It feels so refreshing~
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-Then punch- :V

Jaune: "It does?"
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Kamui: -dodge- "Just because I'm talking doesn't mean I'm not paying attention."

-it's getting pretty clear that while Luvia is likely the one with the most potential (even then, that's arguable because Kamui is a dragon), Kamui has more experience-

-he'll get an advance copy because he'll just pirate it anyway-

Yarrrr! Thar be booty!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

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Aya: "Then let's both see!"
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Arceus: -Sees this world- "Damn, this place sucks, it smells of Lesbian Space Rocks! Though they contained Shadow Luggy, so maybe I should reward, um... That kid over there! You should catch those two Froakies!" -Generates two Poké Balls that bop over Jack's head-

Jack: "Ow!"

"She's about to...and starts twitching a little bit."
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(What the?)

(Whoa, are you okay, Jack?)

 

[Deleted member]

Yarrrr! Thar be booty!

-Mash disturbed because it is HER booty....-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Mash disturbed because it is HER booty....-

-and Monika's reaction to that pirate talk? -

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yarrrr! Thar be booty!

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

(I felt obligated to post this for some reason.)

 

[Deleted member]

-and Monika's reaction to that pirate talk? -

-she groans because she is losing money :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-but didn't she already say hello? :V-

-then sleepover was said-

-Rushing to Yes? But Mangle's gone-
:V

Yee

EMIYA: -Grumbes in annoyance-
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Mash: "You can't be serious..."
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I'm surprised it took so long for someone to make that joke. :V

Oui: -Looking at some lewd magazines-

Abigail: "Sister! Sister!"

Oui: -Instantly hides them- "Abby?"

Jaune: "It does?"
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Kamui: -dodge- "Just because I'm talking doesn't mean I'm not paying attention."

-it's getting pretty clear that while Luvia is likely the one with the most potential (even then, that's arguable because Kamui is a dragon), Kamui has more experience-

Yes, I spend most of my time at my job, so I don't have too much of somthing like this.
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Luvia: "Yes, you are a fine warrior!" -Sword clash- "I'll enjoy any future sparring match like this~!"

-It's obvious to Kamui now that this is a woman that likes to test her abilities against strong opponents-

"She's about to...and starts twitching a little bit."
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(What the?)

(Whoa, are you okay, Jack?)

Aya: "Are you okay?"
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Jack: "I am, what just happened?"

Yarrrr! Thar be booty!

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

(I felt obligated to post this for some reason.)

-The Gokaigers, Drake and Blackbeard feel offended-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-she groans because she is losing money :V-

Sorry, gal. Can't afford it anyway. :V

-Monika googles the box office for his movies? :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "Are you okay?"
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Jack: "I am, what just happened?"

-The Gokaigers, Drake and Blackbeard feel offended-

L-Low battery...
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"Both Froakies shrug because they didn't get a good look at what hit her."
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"Tetra does as well, wherever she is."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

(I felt obligated to post this for some reason.)

-Deadpool now suddenly looking like a pirate-

Spoiler

Being a pirate is alright to be!

Yes, I spend most of my time at my job, so I don't have too much of somthing like this.
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Luvia: "Yes, you are a fine warrior!" -Sword clash- "I'll enjoy any future sparring match like this~!"

-It's obvious to Kamui now that this is a woman that likes to test her abilities against strong opponents-

Jaune: "That's unfortunate..."
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-and Kamui was above Rin Gorilla Tohsaka? :V-

Kamui: "I'll do my best to be a good challenge then."

 

[Digital Hazard]

L-Low battery...
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"Both Froakies shrug because they didn't get a good look at what hit her."
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"Tetra does as well, wherever she is."

Aya: "Oh no! What do we do?!"
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-Then they see what it was-
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-And K. Rool as well. And Captain Syrup- :V

-Deadpool now suddenly looking like a pirate-

Spoiler

Being a pirate is alright to be!


Jaune: "That's unfortunate..."
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-and Kamui was above Rin Gorilla Tohsaka? :V-

Kamui: "I'll do my best to be a good challenge then."

-The Gokaigers cover their faces in shame-
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I know, but it's worth it, at least I think...
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-She not gonna say anything of the sort- :V

Alice: "That woman is really into this..."

 

[Deleted member]

Sorry, gal. Can't afford it anyway. :V

-Monika googles the box office for his movies? :V-

-yup-
"Bull. Roar."

EMIYA: -Grumbes in annoyance-
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Mash: "You can't be serious..."
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I'm surprised it took so long for someone to make that joke. :V

Oui: -Looking at some lewd magazines-

Abigail: "Sister! Sister!"

Oui: -Instantly hides them- "Abby?"

-so when do they both show up and make him see double?-

-Monika laughed-
"This one was BB's idea. "

-lol-
-also how naughty of her-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Deadpool now suddenly looking like a pirate-

Spoiler

Being a pirate is alright to be!

DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Aya: "Oh no! What do we do?!"
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-Then they see what it was-
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-And K. Rool as well. And Captain Syrup- :V

Brain...shutting down...

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"Pokeballs!"
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"Poor pirates, everywhere. :V"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

**** YEAH I AM!

I know, but it's worth it, at least I think...
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-She not gonna say anything of the sort- :V

Alice: "That woman is really into this..."

Jaune: "What do you do anyway?"
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-but is it true? :V-

Kanna: "As long as she's having fun, then it doesn't matter if she loses, right?" -still thinks Mama can win-

-yup-
"Bull. Roar."

What?

 

[Digital Hazard]

-so when do they both show up and make him see double?-

-Monika laughed-
"This one was BB's idea. "

-lol-
-also how naughty of her-

-Right now!-

EMIYA: -Rubs his eyes-
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Mash: "BB!"

-The Moon Cancer just sticks her tongue out-
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-Her dad created tentacle porn, of course it'd rub on her-

DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

YOU ARE A PIRATE!



Brain...shutting down...

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"Pokeballs!"

heh
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Aya: "What do I need to do?!"
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Jack: "Ah, those ball thingies!

DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

"Poor pirates, everywhere. :V"

**** YEAH I AM!

-Meanwhile in Basel-

Staraaarscreeaaaam!!!

What is it now, Lord Megatron?

I feel someone has disgraced the honor of One Piece.

-Everyone in the new Decepticon base, which is totally Chaldea's base having been invaded and remodeled by them, gasped, even emotionless and logic-follower Shockwave!-

-Shocked- W-What?! How could someone do such a thing?!

I don't know, but once we find the one responsible, I order complete elimination of them!

Yes Sir!

Jaune: "What do you do anyway?"
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-but is it true? :V-

Kanna: "As long as she's having fun, then it doesn't matter if she loses, right?" -still thinks Mama can win-

I am a singer.
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Will not confirm nor deny that. :V

Alice: "I think!"

-The Ruler has thrown her for a while now-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I am a singer.
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Will not confirm nor deny that. :V

Alice: "I think!"

-The Ruler has thrown her for a while now-

Jaune: "Really?"
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Kanna: "Me too!"

-Kamui flies towards Luvia pretty quickly-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Really?"
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Kanna: "Me too!"

-Kamui flies towards Luvia pretty quickly-

Want to hear my voice?
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-Who threw a kick!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Want to hear my voice?
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-Who threw a kick!-

Jaune: "I'm already hearing it."

-that boy is dense :V-
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-Kamui soared upwards to avoid it and divekicked-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "I'm already hearing it."

-that boy is dense :V-
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-Kamui soared upwards to avoid it and divekicked-

I meant hear my voice singing.
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-Luvia was ready to receive it and grab her leg-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I meant hear my voice singing.
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-Luvia was ready to receive it and grab her leg-

Jaune: "O-oh... Alright..."
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-Kamui kicked with the other-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "What do I need to do?!"
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Jack: "Ah, those ball thingies!

Need...recharge...

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(Wait, really?)

 

[Deleted member]

What?

"..."
-points to his box office results-

-Right now!-

EMIYA: -Rubs his eyes-
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Mash: "BB!"

-The Moon Gancer just sticks her tongue out-
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-Her dad created tentacle porn, of course it'd rub on her-

-so confusing!-

"Moon Gancer? :V"

Among other things rubbing on her. HEYOOO

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "O-oh... Alright..."
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-Kamui kicked with the other-

Very well.

-She takes out a harp and sings some lyrics in accordance to this song-

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-Luvia grabbed it too!-

Need...recharge...

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(Wait, really?)

Aya: "Where from?! How it's done?!"
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Jack: "I think" -Picks one-

-so confusing!-

"Moon Gancer? :V"

Among other things rubbing on her. HEYOOO

-Both women laugh-
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FIXED!
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KEK

Oui: "What do you need?"

Abigail: "There's something weird with a doll..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"..."
-points to his box office results-

You really think the crew trusts me with money?

Very well.

-She takes out a harp and sings some lyrics in accordance to this song-

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-Luvia grabbed it too!-

Jaune: Beautiful...
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Kamui: Nani?!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: Beautiful...
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Kamui: Nani?!

-Her singing is as great as Azura's-
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-SHE BEGINS TO SPIN!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Her singing is as great as Azura's-
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-SHE BEGINS TO SPIN!-

-he entranced-
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-she spins her right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round round round-