Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

-he entranced-
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-she spins her right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round round round-

Liked it?
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-And after 15 seconds, launches her off-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Liked it?
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-And after 15 seconds, launches her off-

Jaune: "Y-Yes..."
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-leaving Kamui really dizzy-

-will Luvia be honorable and let her regain at least some of her senses back or will she go in for another attack?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Y-Yes..."
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-leaving Kamui really dizzy-

-will Luvia be honorable and let her regain at least some of her senses back or will she go in for another attack?-

Awed by it?
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-It's Luvia, another attack- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Awed by it?
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-It's Luvia, another attack- :V

Jaune: "Maybe..."
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-Kamui on the ground-

 

[Deleted member]

-Both women laugh-
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FIXED!
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KEK

Oui: "What do you need?"

Abigail: "There's something weird with a doll..."

-poor EMIYA-


-Monika laughs-

-very weird-

You really think the crew trusts me with money?

"....fair enough."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"....fair enough."

-she imagines what he'd waste that money on?-

 

[Deleted member]

-she imagines what he'd waste that money on?-

"So which was it? Prostitutes or chimichangas...?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"So which was it? Prostitutes or chimichangas...?"

... Both?

 

[Deleted member]

... Both?

"Figured."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Figured."

But mostly chimichangas. Really hard to find women who like rotten avocadoes...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "Where from?! How it's done?!"
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Jack: "I think" -Picks one-

"Insert unfinished explanation here since she's powering down."
___

(Does this mean...?)

 

[Deleted member]

But mostly chimichangas. Really hard to find women who like rotten avocadoes...

"Surprised you aren't as round as one...."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Surprised you aren't as round as one...."

That's because I exercise every day :V

 

[Deleted member]

That's because I exercise every day :V

Matt Stonie: -eats a lot yet never gains weight-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Matt Stonie: -eats a lot yet never gains weight-

Lucky son of a *****...

 

[Deleted member]

Lucky son of a *****...

"He's a competitive eater, so...."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Maybe..."
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-Kamui on the ground-

You flatter me.
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-And is hit!-

-poor EMIYA-


-Monika laughs-

-very weird-

EMIYA: "Who...?"

Kazemon: "Just a girl that likes to have fun~"
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Mash: "Oh no..."
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Abigail: "You must come see it, quick!"

Oui: "Fine, I'm going"

"Insert unfinished explanation here since she's powering down."
___

(Does this mean...?)

Aya: "D-Darn it!" -She must look for da Vinci, Arlon or Phosphora-
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Jack: "I can be your Trainer!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"He's a competitive eater, so...."

He won't eat me, right?

You flatter me.
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-And is hit!-

Jaune: -nervous chuckle-
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Kamui: "Oof! W-Well done there, Luvia..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: -nervous chuckle-
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Kamui: "Oof! W-Well done there, Luvia..."

-She is walking to dip a bit more-
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Luvia: "Thank you" -Offers hand-

 

[Deleted member]

EMIYA: "Who...?"

Kazemon: "Just a girl that likes to have fun~"
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Mash: "Oh no..."
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Abigail: "You must come see it, quick!"

Oui: "Fine, I'm going"

-in all sorts of ways-

"Oh, yes~"

-hurry!-

 

[Deleted member]

He won't eat me, right?

"He doesn't eat moldy food. :V"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-in all sorts of ways-

"Oh, yes~"

-hurry!-

Kazemon: "In whatever way you ask~"
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Mash: "Why...?"
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-Abby pulls her hand while running-

Oui: "Hey! I can run by my own!"

 

[Deleted member]

Kazemon: "In whatever way you ask~"
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Mash: "Why...?"
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-Abby pulls her hand while running-

Oui: "Hey! I can run by my own!"

-EMIYA not interested-

"Because you need a boyfriend. Still going to keep that promise to help you."

-they plopped- :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "D-Darn it!" -She must look for da Vinci, Arlon or Phosphora-
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Jack: "I can be your Trainer!"

"She finds one of 'em."

"She also remembers that she still has Snowball to take care of, too."
___

"Stunned silence."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She is walking to dip a bit more-
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Luvia: "Thank you" -Offers hand-

She dares showcase the lower half of her legs? How lewd :V
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Kamui: -takes it- "You frankly don't need the sword. You've already got what it takes without it."

"He doesn't eat moldy food. :V"

Mean... but true.

 

[Digital Hazard]

-EMIYA not interested-

"Because you need a boyfriend. Still going to keep that promise to help you."

-they plopped- :V

EMIYA: "Not interested"

Kazemon: "You loss" :V
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Mash: "But what if I didn't want one?"
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Abby: "Owwww..."

Oui: -Sighs-

"She finds one of 'em."

"She also remembers that she still has Snowball to take care of, too."
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"Stunned silence."

Aya: "SNOWBALL!"
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Jack: "What you say?"

She dares showcase the lower half of her legs? How lewd :V
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Kamui: -takes it- "You frankly don't need the sword. You've already got what it takes without it."

She may be the most composed of the three, but she's also the one that is closest to Medb in terms of fantasies. :V
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Luvia: "Thank you, however, if it wasn't for Astraea I wouldn't be here, so I still want to use it"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

She may be the most composed of the three, but she's also the one that is closest to Medb in terms of fantasies. :V
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Luvia: "Thank you, however, if it wasn't for Astraea I wouldn't be here, so I still want to use it"

KEK

-is she gonna be in a bikini by the end of this :V-
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Kamui: "Then my offer still stands."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "SNOWBALL!"
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Jack: "What you say?"

"He's fine, though yeah, can't leave him alone and unattended forever. :V"
___

(...You really wanna be our trainer?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

KEK

-is she gonna be in a bikini by the end of this :V-
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Kamui: "Then my offer still stands."

-Yeah, very much so-
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Luvia: "And I shall take it"

"He's fine, though yeah, can't leave him alone and unattended forever. :V"
___

(...You really wanna be our trainer?)

-She quickly checks on him-
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Jack: "Why would I not?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She quickly checks on him-
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Jack: "Why would I not?"

"The rabbit is fine, if a bit hungry."
___

"Silently reassures his brother that they shouldn't question it, and simply accept it."

"Smiling. Seems they'd both like that, Jack being their trainer."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Yeah, very much so-
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Luvia: "And I shall take it"

LMAO
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-they get up-

-Luvia expected a dragon to be stronger?-

 

[Deleted member]

EMIYA: "Not interested"

Kazemon: "You loss" :V
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Mash: "But what if I didn't want one?"
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Abby: "Owwww..."

Oui: -Sighs-

-kek-

"....wait, what?"

-no one is immune to the plop-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The rabbit is fine, if a bit hungry."
___

"Silently reassures his brother that they shouldn't question it, and simply accept it."

"Smiling. Seems they'd both like that, Jack being their trainer."

-Aya sighs to herself in relief-
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-Jack taps both Balls on them-

LMAO
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-they get up-

-Luvia expected a dragon to be stronger?-

-Went to look to see if there was any swimsuit pics of her to post here-
-Nothing good sadly-
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-But isnt complaining about it-

-kek-

"....wait, what?"

-no one is immune to the plop-

Sakura: -Giggling too-
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Mash: "What if I don't want one?"
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-They've fallen and they can't get up-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Went to look to see if there was any swimsuit pics of her to post here-
-Nothing good sadly-
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-But isnt complaining about it-

KEK
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-still, it raises questions?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Aya sighs to herself in relief-
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-Jack taps both Balls on them-

"Best to feed him and then get Jenny some help."
___

"They're both practically beaming."

"And they're both caught!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

KEK
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-still, it raises questions?-

-But yeah, blue bikini anyway-
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-Not really-

"Best to feed him and then get Jenny some help."
___

"They're both practically beaming."

"And they're both caught!"

-She gives him the foods!-
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-No resistance given obviously-

 

[Deleted member]

Sakura: -Giggling too-
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Mash: "What if I don't want one?"
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-They've fallen and they can't get up-

-Gengar dying of laughter-

"What do you mean....? You decided you don't want to be with someone?"

-LifeAlert!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-But yeah, blue bikini anyway-
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-Not really-

-LMAO-
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-Luvia just assumes she's weaker because human form?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"At this point, Steven went about his day, checking on numerous members of Chaldea to ask if they're enjoying their vacation."

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-She gives him the foods!-
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-No resistance given obviously-

"Time to get the robot help!"
___

"None at all!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Gengar dying of laughter-

"What do you mean....? You decided you don't want to be with someone?"

-LifeAlert!-

-But you can't kill what's dead- :V
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Mash: "At least now..."
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-Wait... Gasp! They got up!-

-LMAO-
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-Luvia just assumes she's weaker because human form?-

-Like, right now-
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-No reason why she should-

"At this point, Steven went about his day, checking on numerous members of Chaldea to ask if they're enjoying their vacation."



"Time to get the robot help!"
___

"None at all!"

-Let's say he goes to see RWBY because of the Vulpix- :V
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-To da Vinci!-
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Jack: "Now how to get them out?"