Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Cleopatra: "Wearing skimpier outfits?"

Medusa: "Wearing skimpier outfits" :V
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Luvia: -Blinks- "... My apologies"

Pandora: "Let's do it!"
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Kanna: "But I was the last kid to leave... and it was horrible being alone..."

Kamui: -HUGS- "You can stop thinking about it... You're not alone anymore..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: "Let's do it!"
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Kanna: "But I was the last kid to leave... and it was horrible being alone..."

Kamui: -HUGS- "You can stop thinking about it... You're not alone anymore..."

-Easy choice for Medusa and Cleopatra, just their swimsuits-

Spoiler: Dusa

Spoiler: Cleo

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-All friends hug her to make her feel better-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She fails-
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Medb: "Oh, I see~" -Giggling-
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Aya: "I-I need to calm myself down then..."

Specter: You've lost a life? In what universe would failing to collect a few coins cause instant death...?
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"Greg very nervous."
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"Does she? And if so, what event follows?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Easy choice for Medusa and Cleopatra, just their swimsuits-

Spoiler: Dusa

Spoiler: Cleo

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-All friends hug her to make her feel better-

-Phosphy changes literally nothing-

-I dunno for Pan...-
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-she smiles again-

 

[Deleted member]

-Nope, so Kazemon will have to meet Medusa later-
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Just ask the virgin killer.

-anyways...-

-Mash like "wut"-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Specter: You've lost a life? In what universe would failing to collect a few coins cause instant death...?
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"Greg very nervous."
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"Does she? And if so, what event follows?"

Abigail: "Now that you say that, I don't know..."
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-Medb finds it cute-
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Aya: "Calm down, Aya, everything will be fine..."

-Phosphy changes literally nothing-

-I dunno for Pan...-
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-she smiles again-

How about these?

Spoiler: NSFW

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Theiatena: "Better now?"

-anyways...-

-Mash like "wut"-

-What were we on?-
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Mash: "What is that?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

How about these?
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Theiatena: "Better now?"

Perfect for both lmao
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Kanna: "Yep~!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Abigail: "Now that you say that, I don't know..."
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-Medb finds it cute-
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Aya: "Calm down, Aya, everything will be fine..."

"

Specter: What a ridiculous reason for the game to punish the player...
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Greg: (Somebody help me...)
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"She just needs to conquer a few more bits of her past, regrets and emotions once again."

 

[Deleted member]

-What were we on?-
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Mash: "What is that?"

-Gengar spooked Kazemon thinking she was Medusa-
-we were just on the whole "she isn't Medusa" thing and Kazemon didn't know who that was-

Oh, the virgin-killing sweater. It's a meme.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Perfect for both lmao
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Kanna: "Yep~!"

Kyu: "..."

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-Kamui wonders who this woman is?-

Specter: What a ridiculous reason for the game to punish the player...
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Greg: (Somebody help me...)
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"She just needs to conquer a few more bits of her past, regrets and emotions once again."

Abigail: "I guess that's why they removed lived in Iliad"
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-No one around to do so-
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-Then zombies rise up!-

-Gengar spooked Kazemon thinking she was Medusa-
-we were just on the whole "she isn't Medusa" thing and Kazemon didn't know who that was-

Oh, the virgin-killing sweater. It's a meme.

Kazemon: "I need to see this "Medusa" once and for all..."
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Here it is~ -Shows it-

Mash: "That looks... Very inconvenient as a sweater..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Abigail: "I guess that's why they removed lived in Iliad"
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-No one around to do so-
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-Then zombies rise up!-

Specter: Sounds like a sure improvement.
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"Poor, poor Greg..."

Greg: L-Look, I'm glad to know that I'm not that out of shape if women still show interest in me...And I'm sure anyone who's gotten to know you is postiive that you're a really nice person...
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"She doesn't fear the undead anymore! Fight back!"

 

[Deleted member]

Greg: (Somebody help me...)

-No one around to do so-

"Poor, poor Greg..."

Greg: L-Look, I'm glad to know that I'm not that out of shape if women still show interest in me...And I'm sure anyone who's gotten to know you is postiive that you're a really nice person...

-the other Greg senses this....-

 

[Deleted member]

Kazemon: "I need to see this "Medusa" once and for all..."
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Here it is~ -Shows it-

Mash: "That looks... Very inconvenient as a sweater..."

-so she goes look?-

It's not meant to be convenient. It's meant to seduce.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

After way too many months, I'll finally work on a Dr. Coyle entry

Kyu: "..."

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-Kamui wonders who this woman is?-

LMAO

-Pandora and Phosphy be proud AF-
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Kamui: "And who are you?"

Palu: "She's my sister."

Kamui: -blinks- "You have a sister?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Specter: Sounds like a sure improvement.
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"Poor, poor Greg..."

Greg: L-Look, I'm glad to know that I'm not that out of shape if women still show interest in me...And I'm sure anyone who's gotten to know you is postiive that you're a really nice person...
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"She doesn't fear the undead anymore! Fight back!"

-the other Greg senses this....-

Abigail: "Maybe I should play it after!"
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Medb: "Well I-" -Senses something wrong, like the other Greg is coming- Crap! I must try to escape this and try to do what the skeleton said. "Oh, I see. You truly don't want to do it huh?" -Sighs- "That's disapointing... But fair" Was that good enough?
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-She pulls out a chainsaw... Seeing it's her old one-

Aya: N-No time to think of that!

-so she goes look?-

It's not meant to be convenient. It's meant to seduce.

-She goes to look, Sakura and Gengar tailing-
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Like that one other memetic sweater.

Mash: What's with the Japanese and sweaters?

After way too many months, I'll finally work on a Dr. Coyle entry


LMAO

-Pandora and Phosphy be proud AF-
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Kamui: "And who are you?"

Palu: "She's my sister."

Kamui: -blinks- "You have a sister?"

Today I have a test to do, but tomorrow I'll see myself to finally give a try at a Rita entry as well.
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Cleopatra: "Liking what you see~?"

Kyu: "I... Uh..."
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Theiatena: "We're twins in fact. I am Theiatena Venus, Goddess of Love and Sex.

We didn't use to get along..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Today I have a test to do, but tomorrow I'll see myself to finally give a try at a Rita entry as well.
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Cleopatra: "Liking what you see~?"

Kyu: "I... Uh..."
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Theiatena: "We're twins in fact. I am Theiatena Venus, Goddess of Love and Sex.

We didn't use to get along..."

Neato.
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Pandora: "Sounds like a yes to me~"
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Kamui: "I know that feeling..."

 

[Deleted member]

Medb: "Well I-" -Senses something wrong, like the other Greg is coming- Crap! I must try to escape this and try to do what the skeleton said. "Oh, I see. You truly don't want to do it huh?" -Sighs- "That's disapointing... But fair" Was that good enough?


-She goes to look, Sakura and Gengar tailing-
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Like that one other memetic sweater.

Mash: What's with the Japanese and sweaters?

-kek-

-they looking-

-what's with the Japanese and anything? :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Neato.
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Pandora: "Sounds like a yes to me~"
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Kamui: "I know that feeling..."

Medusa: "You can watch... But not touch"

Kyu:
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Alice: "But they're getting along now!"

-kek-

-they looking-

-what's with the Japanese and anything? :V-

-And they find her by the beach reading a book-

Kazemon: "Well, she is hot at least"
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Mash: Like turning everything into skimpy girls...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Abigail: "Maybe I should play it after!"
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-She pulls out a chainsaw... Seeing it's her old one-

Aya: N-No time to think of that!

Specter: I don't see why not.
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"They're just generic zombies, this is self-defense, doesn't matter what weapon she's using."

-the other Greg senses this....-

Medb: "Well I-" -Senses something wrong, like the other Greg is coming- Crap! I must try to escape this and try to do what the skeleton said. "Oh, I see. You truly don't want to do it huh?" -Sighs- "That's disapointing... But fair" Was that good enough?

Greg: "Surprised, but calm" Y-Yeah, I'm not another looking for a relationship these days. I've tried to move on from Rose's loss, but she was one of a kind to me. And since she's no longer with us, well...I'm content not dating or being in another relationship.

"Whether the Croagunk Greg spares Medb from Poison Jab or not is Golden's call."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Specter: I don't see why not.
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"They're just generic zombies, this is self-defense, doesn't matter what weapon she's using."




Greg: "Surprised, but calm" Y-Yeah, I'm not another looking for a relationship these days. I've tried to move on from Rose's loss, but she was one of a kind to me. And since she's no longer with us, well...I'm content not dating or being in another relationship.

"Whether the Croagunk Greg spares Medb from Poison Jab or not is Golden's call."

-But she's still having fun with the one she's playing right now-
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Aya: "HAAAAH!" -Cuts one in half!-
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Medb: "Yeah, I think I'm getting it..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Coyle entry done

Medusa: "You can watch... But not touch"

Kyu:
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Alice: "But they're getting along now!"

-they get real close to her- :V
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Kamui: "That's nice."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-But she's still having fun with the one she's playing right now-
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Aya: "HAAAAH!" -Cuts one in half!-
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Medb: "Yeah, I think I'm getting it..."

"So continue playing that one for now."
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"It was a curbstomp battle, wasn't it?"

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"Greg is very relived."

Greg: Seems you are, yeah...

 

[Deleted member]

-And they find her by the beach reading a book-

Kazemon: "Well, she is hot at least"
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Mash: Like turning everything into skimpy girls...

-so vain-

-even historical figures and characters fron works of ficiton and legend....-

Greg: "Surprised, but calm" Y-Yeah, I'm not another looking for a relationship these days. I've tried to move on from Rose's loss, but she was one of a kind to me. And since she's no longer with us, well...I'm content not dating or being in another relationship.

"Whether the Croagunk Greg spares Medb from Poison Jab or not is Golden's call."

-he just flashes Medb an "I'm watching you" look and disappears-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Coyle entry done


-they get real close to her- :V
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Kamui: "That's nice."

Naisu~
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Kyu: "W-What are you doing?"
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Alice: "She was just telling us fairy tales!"

"So continue playing that one for now."
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"It was a curbstomp battle, wasn't it?"

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"Greg is very relived."

Greg: Seems you are, yeah...

-he just flashes Medb an "I'm watching you" look and disappears-

-Yoshi's parody is found!-
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-Basically, she's not a young defenseless child after all-
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Medb: -Sighs in relief- Crisis averted "Of course, sorry for the inconvenience"

-so vain-

-even historical figures and characters fron works of ficiton and legend....-

Medusa: "Hm? Who?"

Sakura: "Hello, Rider~!"

Medusa: "Who is this? And why she looks a lot like me?"

Kazemon: "That's what I wondered"
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Mash: ... It feels almost like if I was in one of their mobile games.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "W-What are you doing?"
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Alice: "She was just telling us fairy tales!"

Pandora: "What are we doing?"
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Kamui: "That's so sweet of her~"

Kanna: "Can I hug your new friend, Mama?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I might be working on another entry myself soon.

Who it will be is a surprise.

-Yoshi's parody is found!-
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-Basically, she's not a young defenseless child after all-
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Specter: That is a very strange dinosaur...

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"Not at all, so those zombies are dealt with...now What?"

-

-he just flashes Medb an "I'm watching you" look and disappears-

Medb: -Sighs in relief- Crisis averted "Of course, sorry for the inconvenience"

.

Greg: I-It's fine, really..."Still trying to be polite." I'm just not open to a relationship right now.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: "What are we doing?"
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Kamui: "That's so sweet of her~"

Kanna: "Can I hug your new friend, Mama?"

Medusa: "We don't know, what can you guess?" :V

Kyu:
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Luvia: "Me?"

I might be working on another entry myself soon.

Who it will be is a surprise.



Specter: That is a very strange dinosaur...

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"Not at all, so those zombies are dealt with...now What?"





Greg: I-It's fine, really..."Still trying to be polite." I'm just not open to a relationship right now.

Very well then
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Abigail: "Why you think so?"
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-DADDY ALFRED COMES IN!-
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Medb: "I'll try to not do this again then"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Medusa: "We don't know, what can you guess?" :V

Kyu:
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Luvia: "Me?"

Phosphy:
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Kanna: "Yes, you."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Phosphy:
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Kanna: "Yes, you."

Cleopatra: "We are divine, aren't we~?"
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Luvia: "Sure thing, child~"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Cleopatra: "We are divine, aren't we~?"
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Luvia: "Sure thing, child~"

Pandora: "Divine beauties~"
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-she hugs-

-Luvia can immediately feel that the child is stronger than she looks-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: "Divine beauties~"
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-she hugs-

-Luvia can immediately feel that the child is stronger than she looks-

Medusa: "And hotties"
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Luvia: "O-Oh! It seems you have some things in common!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Medusa: "And hotties"
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Luvia: "O-Oh! It seems you have some things in common!"

Pandora: "Yep~"
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Kanna: "Huh?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: "Yep~"
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Kanna: "Huh?"

Cleopatra: "Shame you can't touch us" :V

Kyu: -Desperate-
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Luvia: "You're quite strong!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Cleopatra: "Shame you can't touch us" :V

Kyu: -Desperate-
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Luvia: "You're quite strong!"

Phosphora: "If she's a good girl and cleans up, she might be about to touch a thigh."
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Kanna: "Of course I am! I'm a dragon!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Very well then
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Abigail: "Why you think so?"
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-DADDY ALFRED COMES IN!-
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Medb: "I'll try to not do this ahain then"

Specter: Hmm, fair point, perhaps with what we've all seen, it's not so strange...
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"That's very bad..."

"At least there's no Lich this time though."
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"Good idea..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Phosphora: "If she's a good girl and cleans up, she might be about to touch a thigh."
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Kanna: "Of course I am! I'm a dragon!"

Kyu: -Gulps- "T-Thouch a thigh?"

Cleopatra: "Be a good girl and you'll gain favors from us"
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Luvia: "I find it incredible, dragons are some of the most powerful Phantasmal Beasts.

Shero truly choose a strong family"

Specter: Hmm, fair point, perhaps with what we've all seen, it's not so strange...
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"That's very bad..."

"At least there's no Lich this time though."
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"Good idea..."

-Abigail forgot that they dissolve on water in this game though-
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Aya: "Oh, not you Father!"

Alfred: -Sighs- "Aya, what happened to you? I didn't want you to end like me..."

Aya: "Shut up, your solution was killing me!"
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Medb: "Sorry for the inconvenience"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: -Gulps- "T-Thouch a thigh?"

Cleopatra: "Be a good girl and you'll gain favors from us"
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Luvia: "I find it incredible, dragons are some of the most powerful Phantasmal Beasts.

Shero truly choose a strong family"

Phosphy: "Starting by cleaning this place."
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Kamui: "I think he'd still have cared for Kanna and I even if I wasn't strong."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Abigail forgot that they dissolve on water in this game though-
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Aya: "Oh, not you Father!"

Alfred: -Sighs- "Aya, what happened to you? I didn't want you to end like me..."

Aya: "Shut up, your solution was killing me!"
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Medb: "Sorry for the inconvenience"

Specter: What the?
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"His fault for making the brilliant decision to have a child knowing she'd be raise by parents who are both dangerous, insane murderers."

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Greg: Thanks...no worries, now.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Phosphy: "Starting by cleaning this place."
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Kamui: "I think he'd still have cared for Kanna and I even if I wasn't strong."

Kyu: "Yes my ladies!" -Now under the potential promise of thigh, she gets to perform better!-

Cleopatra: -Whispers- "Let's go buy a chicken thigh so it's the one she touches"
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Luvia: "I don't doubt that, Shero is always a caring man no matter the world"

Specter: What the?
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"His fault for making the brilliant decision to have a child knowing she'd be raise by parents who are both dangerous, insane murderers."

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Greg: Thanks...no worries, now.

Abigail: "I forgot that! It doesn't happens in any other game!"
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Alfred: "Yes, I won't deny it, your state is all my fault"

Aya: "... Well, partially Mother's too, but you still have a huge part of the credit!"
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Medb: "I won't bother any longer, Greg Universe. Still, you were an interesting target"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Abigail: "I forgot that! It doesn't happens in any other game!"
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Alfred: "Yes, I won't deny it, your state is all my fault"

Aya: "... Well, partially Mother's too, but you still have a huge part of the credit!"
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Medb: "I won't bother any longer, Greg Universe. Still, you were an interesting target"

Specter: What, are they composed of paint, too?
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"A very huge part of the credit."
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Greg: "Nervous" Eheheheh...Well, I guess the ole' universe charm still works, then...